The lions are in the hunt...FOR THE LAST PLACE IN THE NFC NORTH

At the start of this NFL season, I made a bet with my friend @yeehawvevo.bsky.social that I’d donate $ to a charity of his choice for every Chicago Bears loss if he’d do it for every win. The @killthecomputer.com fantasy league chat got involved and now they’ve raised close to $1000 1/

For Chicago’s Center on Halsted, a LGBTQ+ community center that offers education, testing, rec sport leagues, and therapy for folks in the Chicagoland area. I am very proud of those guys for turning a silly bet into a meaningful donation. If you’d like to participate, here’s the link:

NORAD just spotted Charlie Kirk flying over my house!!

They're paying bro 1.5 million per completion

Behind every great politician is an aloof wife

Brock Bowers when it hits OT

yall ain't ever been on the struggle bus huh

Ichikawa in Late Autumn, Hasui Kawase 1930

Worst thing a New York jet has done to this country in about 24 years

i understand that dr. zack isn’t for everybody and that if you’re a longtime football fan, you don’t get a lot out of his segments. but they’re a great way for casual fans and newcomers to learn football concepts like the alphabet

Hades 2 is what happens when the game director is too afraid to say no to adding the 85th consecutive completely pointless mechanic that will extend the railroaded tutorial by an additional two hours.

Lol

Uninstalled twitter and reddit and i'm acting like an addict. Got me scrolling Destiny Item Manager

me after 10 hours of road to empress:

Much like Kentucky Route Zero, your dialogue choices in Mario Galaxy 2 don't affect the path of the story but they change your understanding of the character

in 2007, steve jobs promised an all-in-one device that would serve as a cell phone, an ipod, and an internet device. what he introduced next was the Mac Pack: a 135-pound backpack with a pull-over steel dome housing a computer monitor, a 14-foot aerial antenna, and a 900-foot retractable power cable

One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."

He literally did the cumtown bit lol

bandon bippo has really been making a name for himself lately. you may not know the name mappy marvin, but before long manperson krogerpublix jerseys will be flying off the shelves

why why why is it the early 2010s on here

Dune is what happens when a white boy gets a little arabix with it

People be pro-developer and anti-harassment until someone brings up that it’s Bungie and then they be sprinting to DraftKings to see the spread on when they close doors

Joseph Cross (Art Director of Marathon) 11 years ago No, they did not steal the entire trade dress.

Today is my birthday. I am in my late thirties. I do not say this for attention, but because I dropped my pipe and am about to smoke weed out of an apple like an 8th grader and feel like people should know what a scumbag I am

Straight Pete Buttigieg be like: Pete Pussigieg

Call me Roddy Rich the way i'm dependant on The Box

actually an incredible bit that the rimworld vore fetish mod has an april fools update that turns all conversations into the bee movie script and if you ask about it you accidentally self report that you installed the rimworld vore fetish mod

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QUIRA, BLADE TRANSFORM It was realy cool to see her again in the Guardian Games' Rushdown gamemode! I hope to see her again considering Echoes' lore from Expunge🤖 ______________ #Destiny2 #EpisodeHeresy #Destiny2Art #AOTW @destinythegame.bungie.net @dmg04.bsky.social

(To the tune of "You're The Inspiration") I'm gonna fuck your wife Cuckold impregnaaaation

Why is "guy who distrusts all politicians but believes Billionaires have his best interests at heart" the predominate political archetype in America now. Is this just the result of the worship of capital above all else?

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i am the moderator in question

In the WK discord, a bunch of people kept talking about which Pokémon they wanted to fuck, so a mod locked them all in a quarantine zone and they can’t get out until they finish a tier list of the Pokémon they want to fuck the most and I’ve been cry laughing all night watching them

(Werner Herzog voice) Sometimes a quirked up white boy has to get a little bit fruity in the booty

I'm like if beta ray bill was sigma ray bill but somehow got less pussy

Tried to go the bathroom in Elden Ring and a choir cuts in, now i'm fighting Sharteater Midir.

It was the kind of mystery only a Seahawks Wide Receiver could solve. Call that a Jaxon-Smith Enigma

Secret Panel HERE 🍳 tapas.io/episode/3181095

just a few of the epic media personalities who have joined Bluesky this week: - Adam Kinzinger ‪- BrooklynDad_Defiant!‬ - Adam Parkhomenko - Kevin M. Kruse - Ron Filipkowski - George Takei Like and share if this makes you want to kill yourself! 😍