American Hollow Breakdown youtu.be/NijQ9khv25E?...

@marathonteam.bungie.net solo spawns need work. dying 15 seconds in to a run to someone CROUCH WALKING to my position even when i am moving is insane

My prediction is that once marathon survives 4-6 months and Sony is clearly fine with it, the bandwagoning on hating it will quietly die down, but streamers will play it more because they love it and word of mouth will carry the rest.

Cryo Archive was tough and mentally draining but holy shit the absolute rush of winning a fight and escaping

Let’s just pretend this represented all my Cryo Archive runs last night

AFTER SEEING WHAT IT TAKES TO CLEAR VAULT 7 ARC RAIDERS AND MARATHON CAN NEVER BE COMPARED AGAIN

"well i never have a problem with assassin in solo" shut the fuck up i didn't ask

@marathonthegame.bungie.net @marathonteam.bungie.net every player ratting in solos with stealthed assassin is really making the game miserable to play and it feels completely pointless to bring a kit that you will always lose to someone you never had a chance to fight back against

think I am the only person on bluesky who has seen Hazen St perform live, a poppunk band made up of hardcore alumni that was gang affiliated and wrote fun boos about beating people up, prison, robbing people, etc, produced by Chad from new found glory

Ah cool our new postmaster general that replaced the previous shitty postmaster general is already out there saying he’s gonna kill my job within 12 months great

i'm definitely at the point where i'm suspicious that super positive "leaked" reviews and impressions are essentially market manipulation.

Sometimes I do enjoy it when a game is like “you have to play it for 50 hours before it gets good” because most often when it gets good it gets real fuckin good

Shoutouts to the 3 other people in the ZZZ x Marathon fan crossover diagram

crimson desert is not a dragons dogma like and therefore get that shit out of my face

@janochoa.bsky.social “is Boston a hot dog town” www.spikesjunkyarddogs.com

i would like to stay up and play more marathon but my team just got wiped by a rook in pinwheel because everyone was split up and the rook somehow had i think a prestige channel rifle and shot me through a fucking pinhole as i took cover

This is why solos in marathon fucking sucks why bother making a loadout and bringing gear when no matter how far you try to stay away from players someone is always outratting everyone by light years no one has ever been this far out sitting perfectly still until literally right now

This is the kind of dogshit you can’t write in an ironic fashion you need that earnest effort from someone, hell yes

Anxiety and depression are in overdrive these last few months I feel bad for everyone that has to deal with me

The bot problem on this website is far different than the other site and it’s real gross

you just know someone's gonna read higurashi with this and it's gonna look like

God I am so bad at marathon losing the easiest 1v1 of my life because I got stuck in a healing animation thanks to a fuck ass poison plant

will i ever feel like i'm not being annoying when i ask people i want to do things with to do things with them (no i will always feel like i'm annoying)

Type O Negative having the lyric “I know you’re fucking someone else” followed up with the gang vocals of “He knows you’re fucking someone else” is forever the funniest thing

lost a 32k bag from a solo pinwheel entry because a dipshit assassin somehow snuck in without me hearing no one talk to me i hate playing solo

Look at her. Regal. Kind. Mother.

Starting my workday listening to Misery Signals is self sabotage

Hear me out

@grubb.wtf if there was parts of Nier automata you liked, people did you DIRTY saying you didnt have to finish Nier automata. I think if you had put in another like 10-12 hours tops to finish every route you would’ve seen it in a different light

Does anyone want to give me $556 so I can get Astra and Eve (they can’t be separated they’re married)

I’ll be real I dunno how that Vandal didn’t get me cause I clearly wasn’t expecting to reload but I’m busy teaching people it’s no more Friendly Neighborhood Rook, hand the bags over #marathon

@skarrow9.bsky.social hey man I saw your ARG Raiders clip on TikTok

I got things piling up that I need to do that I haven’t because I feel bad and now them piling up is making me feel worse which in turn

I need more marathon discussion on this app all the creators and memes are on the other one

I think Marathon might be the game to remind everyone that a learning curve and is actually fun and maybe sanding it down completely across so many games for years made us forget that the process is something important

EVERY DAY I WAKE UP 3D PRINTED BY A WORM AND THEN I MUST DO MY GIG WORK JOB ON A PLANET THAT WANTS TO KILL ME

Marathon

the entire lobby converged on complex for an all out war in the marsh i don't even know how many knocks i got

I’m kinda mad I ate it on an outpost rook run where I had a full team wipe + 2 others that would’ve been an insane clip with just a sidearm and claymores. Where are the old D2 Trials lords I can run with

Huh

I loved playing solos in marathon but it’s quickly degraded into the most boring bullshit possible where you get next to no salvage and no xp either but if you can stay perfectly silent for almost a half hour you might kill some other asshole who has been doing the same 20 feet away

really was looking forward to this weekend and instead it was boring and shitty

Watching people turn around on Marathon is so fun. “Only 3 maps at launch? Bad look” has become “these 3 maps are perfect and I can’t stop playing”

I really hate living in the absolute stupidest version of America that I will see in my lifetime

The gas station near my job just took down the numbers showing the price instead of trying to keep up lol

I hope this idea of “complex games you have to figure out are a failure of game design” goes away soon

Listen man I just need a quick loan of 15 MIPS I’ll pay you back after this extraction on god

Marton

The important part of this news is that yes you *do* need to play Astrobot with a Dual Sense