move over Beavis

Feeling grateful to @morningpuroresu.bsky.social for reminding me why I’m basically a hermit when it comes to wrestling discussion.

I saw the word Kouga and my mind went in what is probably an entirely wrong direction but you know what fuck it, Team 2000X absolutely needs a guy who thinks he’s a master of ninjitsu. Like a Rogue in DND who kills anyone who sees him and calls it stealth.

This idea is fucking money.

The time the developers need to make their vision.

Anyway, I am not obviously disappointed in this booking choice. It's just a huge bummer and an annoying reminder that WWE will just do whatever the fuck. The guys were fine and the post-match was super fun. But it's just disheartening, and I hope they drop before they're forced to vacate lol

I wonder which one is immediately going to be Stu Fulton’s favorite.

I think I'd be good friends with whoever named the vending machine drinks in P3R 🤓

THATS MY BABY BOY WITH THE HEAVYWEIGHT FUCKING TITLE #noah_ghc

BABY BOY DID IT EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY

I’d like to go one (1) major show where I don’t get reminded that NOAH becoming a subservient company of WWE is always more of a possibility than not. And I’d like to go one (1) major show where the English commentary sound fucking giddy every time anyone representing WWE is in the ring

I’m so tired, boss.

SATURDAY: William Regal VS Masa Kitamiya in a Piranha deathmatch at Long Beach, CA! -- MELTZER: -★★★★★

Team 200kg’s entrance theme hits so much different knowing Yuu’s retiring

Months of Kanon wearing fucking overalls has paid off in him looking like a fucking superstar at ultimate party

This is up there with “FUCK YOU WE ARE JADO AND GEDO”

New awareness campaign

If you see this, QTP with a gif lf your favorite eeveelution

Love Trans folk You tellin' me, they looked in the mirror one day and said "Nah Mate" Punk rock as fuck

Kenoh with a gun what will he do

Quote post your favorite reaction gif of all time.

Should Amarei/Goto have been the ones that took the tag titles from Magenta? I mean, probably. Should Magenta have beaten Matsui and CHIAKI and kept the belts until they could drop them to Amarei and Goto? Maybe? Am I fucking ecstatic for Misa Matsui? Fucking Absolutely.

No wrestler alive has the absolute range, while changing absolutely nothing about how they wrestle or who they are in the ring, like Minoru Suzuki. Show me ANYONE else who can wrestle Kazuyuki Fujita and Megaton in the same month, in the same arena.

Not my home, but I know my way around

In light of the Claymore news, just wanna make my stance clear. If media is available easily on a platform or to buy, piracy is bad. People who made it, or people who paid to officially host it deserve to get paid. If media is unavailable anywhere, or practically impossible to buy, piracy is fine.

I want NOSAWA to book Magenta vs like team 200 KG for the Marigold tag titles, but Maria comes out and says “I haven’t been able to find Riko all week, but NOSAWA gave me an alternate” and it’s Great Sakuya. #NOAH_GHC

Nice, little old man ref NOSAWA is worth watching this week’s Monday Magic alone.

If you see this, quote with a vampire who isn't Dracula. Have Two.

Finally caught up to the main event of Korakeun. Yoshiki Inamura has possibly done what I’d once suggested the late Katsuya Kitamura do, and used his excursion to America to learn how to do Giant Shit ™️, Hoss Shit ™️, and Power Shit ™️. God help us all.

Always!

You can’t Win me over just by wearing the same color tights your dad wore Charlie Dempsey. #NOAH_GHC

Drew Struzan's pre-title change poster for would eventually be RETURN OF THE JEDI

Just saw that Hijo is on today’s NXT show and I’m like…yep, now it’s real. I’m tired boss.

I need all the sleep

The new AEW x DC comic book showcases the backstory of Orange Cassidy. Super cool. (via DrainBamager on Twitter)

"you are taking in the human centipede of content from the very end of the line" is such a good way of describing AI

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

Whatever NOSAWA Rongai is on to give him the vision to book Monday Magic, but also the courage to ask the participants to go along with it, I need like a gallon of it. “Yes, hello Tatsumi Fujinami, would you and your son like to wrestler a mummy?…no, no, you’ll get time.” #noah_ghc

I’m afraid that Kouki Amarei was a gateway wrestler to me finally liking, despite the odds, Chika Goto. I’m so fucking easy, all you have to do is chokeslam people and have a tangential relationship to a wrestler I already like and I’m sold. Knull fandom fucking imminent I guess.

I think my favorite running story in any of the WU companies I follow right now is Miyu becoming Toribami’s big sister/mom figure. I need them to win the tag titles together.

i dont care if nintendo wins, i just need generative ai to lose

🔥 Yuna Manase & Toga have announced their tag team name: HOT SHOT! 🔥 On Oct 18 at Korakuen Hall, they will challenge Yuki Kamifuku & Wakana Uehara’s team “Ober Eats” for the Princess Tag Team Championship. This match just got even hotter—you can’t take your eyes off it! 👀 #tjpw

The thing about the WHAT chant is that Steve Austin has regretted and disowned it. You’re only doing it to pop yourselves. You’re the guy who sings over the band at a concert. You’re the crowd member who streaks across the football field. You’re not cool. Everyone hates you. #AEWDynamite

Final Fantasy VI celebration Day 1: Intro. I tried to decide on my favourite character but had trouble narrowing them down to #1.

PSA: you don’t “deserve a little treat” The world is endless horrors. You deserve endless treats of all sizes.

Second star to the right does call, and Wendy hears its song She lets her brothers know she's headed home before too long They meet with her in secret to tell Peter Pan goodbye Peter squares his jaw, and the Lost Boys try not to cry

My explanation of the Kazuki Hiratatitle reign and how Ueno got the belt back to my friend who doesn’t watch wrestling.