My context-free no-spoiler review of Evil Dead Burn. "That was actually more tongue-kissing deep facial wounds than even I was expecting."

In case anyone missed my little X-Files point and click daydream

Best STAR TREK captain wrong answers only.

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

If there’s one question I’ve been asked more than any other it’s this: “Will there be a sequel to Infinite and the Divine?” Today I can answer: YES. Join Trazyn and Orikan as they try to mend their relationship by ruining the galaxy… again. www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...

Punching the table for emphasis: MORE. OLD. MAN. YAOI. ROBOTS!

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It is bold of Nigel Farage to claim he is the most attacked politician in this country when two Members of Parliament have been publicly murdered in the last decade.

"I am the most physically attacked politician of modern times" says man famously not murdered by the Far Right.

"Farage to give statement about the future of his public life." Manifesting R. Budd Dwyer 2.0 over here.

I've seen American leftists (not my lovely moots) - Go feral at the suggestion that the Nazi tattoo guy might be a cunt. - Say fifa corruption is fine as long it's in the US' favour. Then watch as this week happened. To all who are upset by the outcomes: may I recommend installing a window unit?

On the one hand, Huzzah Belgium. On the other, there goes the England vs USA in Philadelphia dream.

Thank you Sheamus for one of the greatest WWE moments in recent history: Rusev not informing him he was streaming while talking about Total Divas.

Belgium, you have one mission tonight. Play like Paraguay and have them coming off in stretchers.

I love how they expanded on the story in this game.

Don't know if this is a symptom of the heat or whatever, but I got a teeny tiny lil cut on my elbow while wrestling today and my entire forearm just turned crimson and my shirt is fuuuucked.

remembering a world heritage post this 4th of july

Just saw a video of someone singing Vera Lynn to old people in a home despite most of them being too young to remember the war, and it's unlocked a new terror in me of being elderly and them making my teenager-in-the-00s ass listen to WW2 music because "that's what old people like".

Cast yourself as a villain. I'm not here for a long time. I'm also not here for a good time. I'm here to make sure nobody else has a better time than me.

Some Dreamcast love. ♥️

You've always been the puppeteer

Wild to think I'll never buy another Sony product.

As always

Now considering painting my Blood Axes in Bison Trooper red camouflage, to salute the brave fighting men and women of Shadaloo.

Update, I now have a 100% success rate. Win streak, right here, baby.

Me: compares Shabana Mahmood's plans for a self-selecting group of "concerned citizens" on kangaroo courts doing mass deportations to the Gestapo. Sensible centrists: you oaf! You buffoon! You imbecile! You dolt! You cretin! Shabama Mahmood is nothing like the Gestapo. Shabana Mahmood:

I'm not a shallow person (okay, yes, fine, stop laughing), but my biggest takeaway from Supergirl is "Lobo needs a bigger gut".

A few more thousand words to write and then I can start painting the Speshul Kombat Winnin' Intelligenz Group.

RIP to a legend ▫️Survived the atomic bombing of Nagasaki ▫️Pioneered drag culture in Japan and was one of the first openly gay celebrities there ▫️Had a relationship with Yukio Mishima and became his muse ▫️Delighted Hayao Miyazaki in the recording booth for Princess Mononoke #voiceacting

my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids

www.warhammer.com/en-GB/shop/k... Look what you can pick up now! Krakenblood in paperback! Watch as Ivar Krakenblood makes choices for good and ill, as he chases glory and vengeance!

Weirdest thing just happened to me. Walking along the Thames, passing the Globe and looking over at the skyline on the oppsite side of the river lighting up as night rolls in. Thinking "You know what? London's not so bad." Who even AM I anymore!?

Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now. (New health bar appears) (The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret') (Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).

So between the new Ogres and the new Land Speeder, we're all in agreement that the Helmet-Designer at Games Workshop is just super drunk at the helm right now, right?

Eh, close enough.

“Why do you not simply respond to unusual heatwaves caused by global warming by burning even more fossil fuels to keep the house cool :)”

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To the Americans informing us that you've been using aircon for decades now. Yes. Thank you. We noticed.

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me: this is my rucksack. I keep all my ruck in it cop: *hand on holster* what does that mean? tell me what the fuck that means character actor Alan Ruck: *muffled* I was in Speed me: that's right, you were in Speed, I always forget that

Quiet, everybody. The "Voted Trump in twice" country needs to have its opinion heard.

In The One Ring you can’t die in chargen, but you can end up talking to Tom Bombadil for 6 days, which amounts to the same thing.

I wish all Cross Country management staff a very heatstroke.

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It's so hot today that I'm not wearing a hoodie, and I only had three cups of tea this morning. End Times shit.

Toru Yano thinks he's smart, but is he as smart as TAJIRI is cunning? #NJPW 🤼

I miss the sea... For clarification, I miss being near or on the sea. Not in it. Absolutely never in it.

US vs EU "heat" The last few days I've seen several cases of (mainly) Americans not understanding why the current 35+C/95+F temperatures are such a big deal to us in the EU and/or why we don't just use AC. So I decided to look at al the reasons/argument why this is the case and collect them. A 🧵