Face reveal! Wrong answer only

People? Yes. Journalists, though...?

Surely there's a point at which Reform is basically the last Tory cabin crammed underneath a barber jacket

Double bill cinema date today. Kamikaze Girls and Heathers. Heathers is still incredible and, my god, Kamikaze Girls is vying to break into my top films... Adored it.

Seeing Return to Silent Hill reviews. Still going to watch it, because it's 2026 and I therefore yearn to feel anything, even annoyance. Gans ain't the man for the job. But I don't know if Adrian Lyne still has one more in him.

If you press that button Francis Coppola drives to your home to watch with you.

i love him. he is so aware of the genre he is in.

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Slightly diminish a game: Mage: The *hits Snooze button*

The Positron Rifle that was kitted out to take down the 5th Angel in Evangelion. The fact that its rounds look like fuses, that it was supplied with the entire power grid of Japan, and we get to see the collective logistical effort of everyone making it happen from the grunts to the high command.

maybe the pure funniest moment of wrestling commentary ever

Do I include the DX Theme in my pitched 90s DJ set for this convention?

Delroy Lindo getting an Oscar nomination, get in!

There you have it, the Board of Peace is nothing more than a corrupt real estate deal dressed up as diplomacy with the sole purpose of enriching Trump and his favoured cronies.

Improve a movie title with Big Naturals (and, in this case, a comma) Small Soldiers, Big Naturals

Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it

Q: How do I unlock Sunglasses Macron? A: It's very difficult to unlock Sunglasses Macron in the course of a normal game because it requires a specific and unlikely sequence of events. While default Macron is ruler of France, the USA must choose the monarchy path and then lay claim to Greenland.

Not sure if my favourite line from this is 'there are windmills all over the place in Europe, and they're losers." or "without us you'd all be speaking German or a little Japanese perhaps". Desperately need a camera on the audience, frankly.

was briefly so excited reading this until I realised he meant Davos

I don't know how one of them hasn't managed to successfully... you know... "deal with" him yet. He's basically a huge, slow-moving, constantly bellowing, bright orange 8 year old. The American gun-fans natural prey.

USA, Spring 2026

yeah like for real. i don't understand why y'all are so shocked, do you think only iraqis and palestinians have a right to be outraged at you

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Played my first game of Old World yesterday! Crushing defeat! I've gotta say, Fanatics are HORRIFYING.

We should rekindle the idea of puritan names, but for sex stuff. Takes-It-Eagerly Jones Ready-Squirter Meadows Ploughs-Like-A-Tractor Smythe

I've done it! I've finally found stuff that looks even worse than Funko Pops! Congratulations, Marvel United!

He cooked with this one

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Watching a video abour Wrestlemania 13. Fao @maffewgregg.bsky.social

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

No new pics, where are you mentally?

Finally watching West Side Story and fucking hell this is BRILLIANT.

What's up guys, I was napping, I heard there are big women?

Absolutely losing it at these magazines in Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines. genAI could never.

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers Not counting the people that I remind every opportunity I get.

But what if I were to disguise my weak joke as a Simpsons reference? Ho ho ho, delightfully devilish, millennial man.

Hulk Hogan claimed he said the same thing to every Make A Wish kid he met …and of course it’s weird as fuck ☹️

81 followers already! Super exciting. If we can break 100 by the end of the week I'll be giddy.

Gotta pitch 2 X 1 hour DJ sets for a convention. Thinking - I (tolerate) the 90s - Kyrie's noughties nu-metal nightcap

What did i say that was unclear Judge Stone Cold Steve Austin in the Dilbert mpreg episode

Oh right.

Stickers you can immediately hear.

Wrestling class. Strikes day. Once again with the "how do you get such a good sound with your chops?" Knowing the people I know, you learn how to make a good loud slap sound with a safe cupped hand.

Do not watch Scott Steiner with captions on

"It clearly had a picture of a bee on the can." "I THOUGHT IT WAS HONEY!" "Why would honey be in a can?" "WHY WOULD BEES!?"

you will have to pry the millennial “lol” from my cold dead hands. i don’t know how else to express minor despair. if i didn’t say “lol” after admitting i’m a husk inside, i’d have to develop emotional resilience, and i simply don’t have time for that

I've gotten into the habit of drill-and-pinning big metal minis when assembling. But this usually means *when* they break and fall, it adds an element of "LOOK OUT! HE'S GOT A KNIFE!"