That ending was amazing. My soul left my body

Completed Soul Reaver and got all the glyphs, and this time I didn't even use cheats. Go fuck yourself, me-of-25-years-ago!

Best takeaway from Warhammer World.

Re-reading Lord of the Rings at the moment, and I'd forgotten how relentlessly Gandalf drags Hobbits. "Of course, The Enemy has overlooked one thing: dipshits such as yourself, Frodo. Buffoons with fat feet and shithole burrows. Yes, perhaps your painful loser energy may surprise Sauron yet!"

So I'm gonna write a 500pt Dwarf muster list. ... and a 500pt Nurgle Marauder list while I'm at it...

Breakfast of champions

Off to Warhammer on the Wold!

In 48 hours time I'll be in Bugman's, 8 pints deep, Dark Gods willing.

the way the door falls on top of me somehow after all this is so fkn looney tunes

Remember when I said I was gonna go with Dwarfs for Old World? What if I did Chaos? Or Night Goblins?

Come on now, Silent Night. She just had a baby, you don't need to describe yon virgin as "Round".

WIP on my first Space Wolf. Of the "Goodest Boys" Great Company.

WIP on my first Space Wolf. Of the "Goodest Boys" Great Company.

We've reached mid 2006 on our wwe watchalong. Our cat fucking *hates* Melina.

I am deeply unsettled by how fun Space Wolves have been to paint. Given I don't really like their lore. Or their generic feel in the current edition. I may still have to paint 10,000 points because it just feels so good to paint...

"You have to be at least open to the possibility here Scully, we know someone or some thing is sending out a signal." "That may be so Mulder, but that doesn't mean it's the Scatman." "Then who is calling out from Scatland, Scully? Who's calling out from Scatman's World?"

Assembled the Made to Order Metal Bjorn the Fell-Handed last night. All while muttering to myself "Baaaaby Bjorn Baby Bjooooorn."

It's been an interesting year! Bigger miniatures, army painting, putting the Quickshade Dip back into the rotation, along with lots... and *lots* of chipping and weathering on different miniatures. As ever, see to yourselves first! But anything spare helps feed this stuff! ko-fi.com/sonicsledgeh...

Sad news for myself and Rosencrantz, aka @sonicsledgehammer.bsky.social

Realised that if I get bored of painting big beards and heavy armour (as if!) I can add in a block of Empire Allies and paint some smaller beards and brightly coloured doublets. Plus horses!

Imagine if, when TNG came out, there were no Klingons. And a whole arc came out about "warrior cultures in star trek aliens" and it made no reference to Klingons. And then when pressed, the writers said "Ah, we just don't find Klingons very interesting." That's why us Baali players hate V5.

Old World Army finally chosen.

What TTRPGs am I craving? So many Vampire the Masquerade ideas. Three Kingdoms China Geist. WFRP. Have a whole Thirsty Sword Lesbians story planned out (She-Ra meets Sayonara Wild Hearts meets FF7 meets Gorkamorka). Plus I played the One Ring starter lately, quite fun, wanna try more.

This urge has been blunted somewhat by seeing that all their ranges have now moved to dropper bottles...

I should find a way to watch the old Mighty Max tie-in animated series again... Tony Jay and Tim Curry under one roof. Huzzah.

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? I mean, that's his job, right?

Where the hell does Glinner get the kinda money needed to buy a judge?

I should buy some Warcolours nostalgia odds and ends. And then make whatever Old World army I do look as 1995 as possible.

Still think "Do Not Pursue Lu Bu" would make a great title for a board game or three kingdoms dating sim.

After years of threatening it, I may finally do that Ocarina of Time stream sometime between Christmas and New Year...

Smiling Jan's entire life plan was to become famous, and they didn't really care how. A 15th century equivalent of a Kardashian or an influencer. As long as the public eye was on them, it wouldn't matter. And then Clan Nosferatu called.

I love this element because it a) makes Vader's murderous rage make even more sense and b) it's very funny

My cousin was super into fantasy, got me into Warhammer (also The Ancestral Trail and Willow). Lead up to Xmas 95 I bought the 4th edition WHFB box and citadel colour paint set (cylinders, yay!) from a friend on the playground for £2 (which was a lot of money back then, if any gen alphas ask...)

I keep losing sensation in my fingertips and fumbling stuff, been happening for a couple of months. The bread knife that I'm using to cut bagels: Don't worry, buddy, I'll check for feeling in them tips. BANZAAAAIIII!!

Let's rank the fursonas! WATCH - youtu.be/anDr6s-4CPo

"You'd probably be great at learning German." "Yeah?" "Yeah, just based on how often you capitalise random words."

🎶 🎵 🎶  we got aethelred, aethelflaed, aethelstan, aethelwyne, aethelthryth, aethelgifu! aethelmaer, athelwulf, aethelhard, aethelburg - and of course there's an aethelbert, too! 🎶 🎵 🎶

I should get into Warcry entirely based solely on my unreasonable amount of love for Gorgers.

I'm on my way, Redditch! Hide from the rain in a cosy library and hear us talk about other worlds!

KIRYU-CHAN! 🔪✨ #yakuza

HHH is worried no-one will know what REALLY happened in Monteal!

Thinking about all the Vampire: The Masquerade storytellers who tried to stage cool fights in burning buildings but the game rules had all the vampires crying, panicking, throwing up because they're supernaturally afraid of fire.

IF I were to pop to the dark side and run Chaos Dwarfs for next year's Old World shenanigans... I know that an Iron Daemon is basically a train. But, hear me out. It's just gotta be a big weapon toting possessed machine that could lug a cannon behind it, right? So that Hashut Dominator Engine...

Look, I'll even prove it. Not just eminently possible, but it looks the business as well! ...now to convince myself I'm not finally going to start that Salamanders army I've always wanted. Always more projects, so little time! youtu.be/ataC0VZDVx8

Me in my late 20s: "Oh, I don't have Depression. It was dysphoria all along..." Me in my late 30s: "... and Depression."