I need my back walked on

perfume commercials make absolutely no sense and do nothing to inspire me to buy perfume....

Y'all make heterosexual relationships look so terrible. 0/10 would not recommend

Men are so used to not doing what we don’t want, only doing what serves us, that we have to assume women are better/naturally suited for child care because why else would they change a diaper if they didn’t want to at a core level?

AYE MAN SAY MAN 💀💀💀😭😭😭😂😂😂 this is why you gotta be careful with your generosity 😂

This made me cry laugh 😂

Not everyone is happy to be alive today Not everyone considers it a blessing When each day is more painful than the next, an additional day is a punishment

The internet pre-Katrina: 99% text. Pictures took minutes, songs took hours, and videos/movies took DAYS to download. And if you want it the internet on your phone, you had to take out a mortgage. Good times....

"This isn't the America I know!" Black people:

Crushing on some dude dressed as newsy with these shoes on in the club:

🥰🥰🥰

I'm just not going to praise and fawn over white people for doing something with proficiency that most Black people can do and have been doing forever with greater proficiency. Y'all are ready to welcome them into the fold or to the proverbial cookout for clapping on beat? Pathetic

if I said as a black person I'm going to join the KKK to reform it from the inside out would that make sense to you? when the whole mission of the organization is to terrorize your people you joining them isn't the flex you think it's going to be.

The corruption occurred when they got Black people to believe that joining the former slave catchers brigade would help their people in any way The corruption occurred getting Black people to believe they can dismantle the oppressors house with the oppressor's tools

Love Island USA’s Olandria Carthen graces the cover of Harper’s Bazaar Vietnam.

Yall…

this is the best inflatable costume I've ever seen

Today is a great day to renounce the Democrat party and joing us further to the left. Dems only ambition is to be the lesser of 2 evils, not rock the boat, maintain the status quo AND make their money.

Toilet backed up and he needs a plumber? No plumber exists for Angus King. Take out order? No take out for Angus King. Dine in? Serve everyone but Angus King.

gross

I'm not gonna watch it, but am I to understand that the racist fraudulent leader of the United States is hosting football rn? Are yall cool with that? Is there anything the NFL could do to make u too disgusted to watch or do u suspend ur morality on Sundays, Monday nights and Thursday nights?

Why y'all on X still?

The Stranger Things time jump is serious.

This is... SO EMBARRASSING for the not Black person who wrote this article. But speaking confidently on matters they know nothing about isn't new for them

When Europeans and those of the European diaspora act shocked at the cruelty of their own, (as if we don't have centuries of recorded history of the same behavior) its really shitty, its demoralizing

Things like this happen when you use us for optics, but wont hire us for our expertise. Just no research went into this look and he is one of the main characters.

Management never understood their customer base anyway, its the reason for all the unforced errors Smiling and forced talking and eye contact is something that boomers demand from public service workers, the rest of us hate that

Good morning from Xenxen and Milo #Caturday

When unc hit the crane pose, I knew he was bout to put in work.

From CBS News:

Y'all are really pushing all of the Black journalists out of the industry, so that you can ask trash questions like this? Embarrassing. Some questions are harmful in and of themselves. It doesn't matter what's said in the debate, or who "wins." Pretending that this is not trash, is weakness.

They're also letting ICE use their parking lots for staging before raids So the boycott continues friends

Both are bad Drop both and start fresh

cishet men They dont even know how to be a good friend to u, much less a good partner Dating them is so dangerous, bad for my mental and physical health And its just not fun anymore, men date to impress their male peers and to suck the life energy & resources from the person they date hard pass

Is this a threat?

No we're not. And it's Twitter (never X)

Zohran Mamdani says on NY1 he didn't get a congratulatory call from either Andrew Cuomo or Eric Adams last night. He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.

Weird how this keeps happening to a certain type of woman www.them.us/story/orland... Player Barbra Banda, Who Is Cis and From Uganda Is Once Again Receiving Anti-Trans Abuse

Even with pre check I would NEVER

"Mamdani’s victory, above all, is a rebuke to the conventional strategies of the Democratic party. Democratic congressional leadership seems to have replaced the work of politics with a sort of learned helplessness," writes @moiradonegan.bsky.social. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

ppl without lips cant stop the lies from tumbling out dont trust them until u've vetted them