if you love bob ross you would love The Death Coast

buddy, this is nick castellanos. he's on the wrong side of 30 and had a career low ops+ of 88 last season. however, his upside is that his favorite superhero is scooby doo

the next air bud movie should be a dog's take on moneyball

there should be more movies with ella mccay in them

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

is that adrien brody from king kong 2005 on the nintendo gamecube

this is quite honestly my dream

green day still rips

lol

jon singleton

new silversun pickups album is unbelievable. like...unbelievable

its a good day to be alive because we're watching the freaking muppets tonight baby

just watched hamnet. I guess its impressive shakespeare wrote hamlet in his mid 30s but its not like he was already the governor of the state he was born in.

screw it, future boilermaker. theyve lost three in a row and college sports is a lawless land now

used to have to go in to the auto parts store 😞 paid too much couldn't find quite what I'm looking for 😠 WELL I JUST GO ONLINE TO ROCKAUTO AND SEE 👀 ALL THE PARTS MY CAR WILL EVER NEED 😃

boiling my mountain dew as a nice warm treat after a 3 hour shovel session

bloomington indiana gathered to celebrate a pagan idol this afternoon and promptly sent our entire country into the second great ice age. do not forget who did this to us

baseball is so fast now theyre doing halftime shows

my new movie Huckle Cat And Lowly Worm is a Busytown movie for the Cocomelon generation

I finally know this one! its jed lowrie

they will move mountains together

so we remember what happened for the 3rd one

Fig 1—RFK Jr. fully submerged in raw sewage, currently being made fun of by dimwitted shitposters. Fig 2—Sephiroth surrounded by raw mako crystal that is pure life force made matter, merging his physical body with the planet's lifestream before ultimately ascending to godhood. But make your jokes…

warehouses should be carpeted. I don't see why they shouldn't be

Actually it’s an AI generated image

astros lose and the friday night fireworks are a constant reminder of the terrors of war. its so over

babe have you seen my Activity Drink?

kc fans booing altuve since he cheated the 80-82 royals team out of a potential 2017 title

when you die Anubis weighs the plastic in your body against a funko pop

RFK has made america healthy again

wow I do not feel good about this at all

if autistic people dont have to pay taxes then I have a phone call to make

#AstrosWin (please dont like and retweet until official. my warfare screening is starting)

I dare you to say one nice thing about ellie. you can't!

(Scrolling the timeline for 9 hours straight and seeing a total of 4 funny posts) BlueSky's still got it baby

Imagine if this is the last American film released in China before the trade war kills Hollywood

While everyone was talking about wolves I heisted over 20 million malamute puppies from the US National Strategic Dog Reserve.

😳 what if we kissed 😳 at the muckleshoot diamond club 🙈🙈

I think the funniest thing about the Ted Cruz Curse is he really won’t confine it to just a couple of teams; if you are a Texas school and you have a big game, there is a decent chance Ted is rolling in wearing your polo and bringing your doom with him

if I couldnt see thunderbolts in imax I would be jumping straight into the 黄河 no life jacket!

popped one of my good sleepy pills and now I legitimately, without a morsel of exaggeration, feel like this

Alanis Morissette is legally required to tell you what her other hand is doing if you ask

movie theaters: we need people to come to the theater again movie theaters the moment people come to the theater again: