great time for an all time sports tweet

Complaining that following the Constitution will stop you from doing the thing you want to do is... an admission that what you want to do is unconstitutional. You swore an oath to defend the Constitution. You are violating that oath, Rep. Alford. Time to go home and let someone else do the job.

A group in San Diego is patrolling neighborhoods to identify potential ICE presence. They keep watch for vehicles that may belong to federal agencies, and use livestreams, radios, and social media to keep communities informed. Learn more: boltsmag.org/how-vol...

This, basically:

Happy birthday, Chuck. Proud to carry on your legacy of studying evolutionary biology while going through it

*Epstein co-conspirators nervously watching the daily Dow closing average to see if they will be held accountable for their crimes.*

if elon had a normal dick he absolutely would have posted it by now

Gay porn at halftime show? Big if true

Big loser energy

Matt Yglesias thinks the half-time show should have been about grocery prices.

The game would be more exciting if the ball screamed every time it was thrown

It's hilarious that Fox News treats these things as deeply scandalous, in between segments where a bunch of adults are sitting around saying stuff like, well, you know, fourteen-year-olds *are* pretty sexy these days ...

L O fucking L

Find the answer by using the @kenwhite.bsky.social principle. Works with most things but it was literally made for this moment.

one thing the trump era has made clear, i think, is that the american people themselves are far more committed to the values of our founding documents than our elites

Temu Bane ass bitch

Steven Spielberg has achieved coveted #EGOT status after winning his first-ever Grammy for his work as a producer on 'Music By John Williams,' the documentary that won the Best Music Film category. #GRAMMYs 🏆 www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”

DOJ: Can we get an arrest warrant for Don Lemon? Federal magistrate: No. Federal district court judge: No. Federal appeals judge: No. Federal appeals judge: No. Federal appeals judge: No. DOJ: Don Lemon, you are under arrest.

Trump should win a prize for being the only person who could possibly make Canadians and Minnesotans angry at him at the same time while simultaneously getting the internet to defend Will Stancil and Don Lemon

I love working at the deep state and rigging the 2020 election but not the 2024 one when the Democrats were already in power

Prime Minister Carney is killing it here: "I greenlit this thing!"

I think the telling thing about ICE’s supposed restaurant troubles is they clearly want to strut around in all that gear all the time. Given the masking, nobody’s bothering them in Applebees in street clothes. Maybe don’t dress for war to eat your O-M-Cheeseburger.

"Who's city is it Chief? Bovino: "It's our fucking city." And that, in a nutshell, is the problem. It is not a democracy when men with guns and uniforms believe they have more control over a city than its residents.

That quote hit me like a freight

Jesus Christ you freak, they’re just my neighbors

Love you Barry, but that podcast rec is giving me major Apu-banana bread vibes

Ah, imaginary whataboutism, the best whataboutism. You're asking me about a bad thing that really happened? Well, whatabout a different bad thing that didn't actually happen, something I've imagined? Whatabout that, huh? I'm a victim here. OK, now that these things are balanced out, let's move on.

Thank God there were people filming. This administration would have said Alex Pretti pulled a handgun, a package of fentanyl, and a signed copy of the Communist Manifesto if they could.

[watching through military binoculars as orange slices are handed out to kids between halves at pee wee soccer] This is PROFESSIONAL grade logistics. Look at the matching uniforms. Look at the coordination. Someone is BANKROLLING this operation. [retreats using a series of elaborate rolls]

/2 The predominant ethos of the performatively masculine Right is “if I had my way I would stop these liberals with fire and sword, the way the ancients did, but I have been prevented by cancel culture, which involves people saying mean things to and about me.”

Wordle 1,681 3/6* 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

hey everybody lifelong tech expert here > "system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility that's not how anything works they're lying and destroying evidence hope that helps

The media should cover sport the way they cover the state murder of civilians: ‘Jannik Sinner appeared to win the French Open yesterday after what supporters say was a comeback from being two sets down.’

“Get it all on record now — get the films — get the witnesses — because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.” Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945

stuff like this, etc

Fuck this piece of shit

The full video of the shooting can be found here: bsky.app/profile/gian...

Combine every tech buzzword into one headline but add fentanyl:

USAID raises its eyebrows

Whoa 🤯 www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/arti...

a heavily armed paramilitary force with legal immunity is occupying a city and going door to door kidnapping non-white adults and children in furtherance of an explicitly white nationalist political project

Ben Luhmann, who filmed this, is one of the two high schoolers from a conservative Christian family I rode along with in Chicago when they were searching for ICE agents there. When I asked him how his faith informed his efforts to document ICE/DHS, he told me this. religionnews.com/2025/11/25/h...

Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Cops $7,338,600,3921 Utility $150 someone who is good at the cost of living please help me budget this. my family is dying

😂 I needed this

butchering Adam Serwer's quote but "everybody who voted for Trump wanted somebody to get got, they just didn't realize that they were that somebody to somebody else"

NO