Vance's Kamala Harris handling the border

Iran doesn’t want to negotiate with Witkoff and Kushner, accusing them of backstabbing, the Telegraph reports (also CNN). They would talk to Vance.

you wouldnt believe this big wooden horse, oh it’s so beautiful you wouldnt believe and theyre saying “mr trump youll never get that horse in.” look at em back there. the fake news. but we’re gonna bring in that horse folks and we’ll say “thank you, bye bye” but they don’t think we can get it in

And, just like that Markwayne inherits all the legal problems Noem caused.

It was a war, but it also wasn't a war. It never started, but it's also over. The regime is destroyed, but also we're talking to the regime. Sssshhhh ... don't worry your little head, just clap when Big Daddy talks.

IMHO, it is impeachable for the President to amuse himself by telling obvious lies about the war he started with no plan and is losing.

This fucker

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“.. Iran would not only demand an end to the war but .. guarantees against future military action, compensation for wartime losses and formal control of the Strait of ​Hormuz, the sources said.” @reuters.com www.reuters.com/world/middle...

This scene of The Wire is art.

I love this so much I cannot describe it.

“Here is what Trump expected when he started bombing Iran: its regime would collapse or surrender within 72 hours. “That was Plan A. “Plan B did not exist, which means Trump is scrambling to get back to what existed before Plan A.” Via @edwardluce.bsky.social giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

Former CIA Director John Brennan to MSNOW: “I tend to believe Iran more than I do Donald Trump, because he could not acknowledge the truth even when he’s slapped in the face with it repeatedly.”

goid morning mr president, which pillar of american society are you destroying today sir, pls advise which doomsday scenario i need to pretend ive always supported today sir 🫡

Iran’s South African embassy trolls Trump for claiming he’s talking to a “top person” in Iran

President Trump has a habit of initiating conflict, escalating it wildly, then - when things spin out of control - backing down with nothing gained. That's what happened with Iran over the past weekend and with China in April 2025. The art of the non-deal... robinjbrooks.substack.com/p/is-this-wh...

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justice alito talmbout it "seriously undermines" voter confidence when a "big stash" of mail ballots arrives and changes the "apparent outcome" sir do you mean when all the votes are counted? bc it sounds like you're just describing when all the votes are counted

We are so utterly cooked

GOP Senators John Kennedy and Ted Cruz devised this off-ramp, Kennedy says on Fox: "Senator Thune submitted that to President Trump. As is his right, he said no. ‘No deals with the Democrats.’ It would have worked. We could have had TSA paid by the end of the week. But the president said no deal."

one of the Trumpiest days yet of in that it seems equally plausible that the president is laying the groundwork for an exit strategy in Iran and that he's only doing that to delay long enough to calm markets before an invasion. it's also possible neither thing is true... or that both are

Reporter: Who do you blame for all this? Traveler: Trump

why he walking like he’s trying not to attract the sandworm

Counting imaginary oil tankers thru a jointly administered Strait of Hormuz.

Yep

“Art of the Deal.”

Elements of the 82nd Airborne have arrived in the Middle East. (Fox)

“.. A similar pattern was observed in oil markets.” @cnbc.com www.cnbc.com/2026/03/23/v...

One of the real problems with establishment Supreme Court journalism is that there has not been a meaningful accounting for the fact that Sam Alito now has the politics of your average InfoWars listener

I think where I’ve come down on this case is that I don’t THINK there are five votes Supreme Court votes to uphold an insane Fifth Circuit case ending 30+ states’ long-established practices for conducting elections, and also, my confidence is basically zero and I would not bet anything on it

Alito: "we have multiple phrases ending in the word _day_. Labor Day, Arbor Day, George Washington's birthday are all particular days"

The Missouri Legislature is considering bills to criminalize cabaret, convey county property, and provide National Guard member and veterans benefits. Which bills are you following this week? youtube.com/shorts/EXmnQ...

Some very disturbing questions from the Republican-appointed justices in today's Supreme Court arguments—definitely several votes to strike down laws in 30 states which count mail ballots that arrive shortly after Election Day, as long as they're cast by Election Day. Not what I was hoping to hear.

They've got ICE agents milling around the airports, doing nothing to actually alleviate the lines. It won't be long before some angry traveler says something to one of these trigger-happy goons and all hell breaks out.

every single financial institution would benefit from hiring exactly one (1) progressive to walk around the office all day long going “are you fucking stupid?” to anyone within ear shot

Scoop: 13 US airports will see ICE agents at Transportation Security Administration checkpoints on Monday, a source with knowledge of the plans told CNN. www.cnn.com/us/live-news...

Trump said Iran had until 7:44 PM to open Hormuz or he would bomb power plants. Iran said it would bomb desalination plants in response. Iran still refuses to open the Straits. Trump announces he will not bomb power plants, citing “peace talks.” Iran denies peace talks.

Never in my life have I believed Iran state media over our own government. Until now. That’s not being “unpatriotic,” it’s having a brain that functions.

lol the dow pre-market just jumped 1100 points on trumps truth social post saying they are talking

this is exactly how trumps rants should have been reported on since 2015

Everything under Trump's control is a FAILURE: Two Killed After Air Canada Jet Crashes Into Vehicle at LaGuardia Forcing Airport Shutdown www.mediaite.com/media/tv/jus...

“witch”

Having gotten Americans killed abroad, Trump is sending ICE agents to airports so he can get back to getting Americans killed at home.

The Battle of Iwo Jima (Feb. 19 – March 26, 1945) resulted in 6,821 U.S. deaths

NBC’s Richard Engel: “The Iranians responded saying if our infrastructure is attacked, we will attack infrastructure.” Trump threatened to hit Iran’s resources and squeeze the Iranian people — Iran says they’d hit gulf states’ water. Disaster in the making.

Enemy 1) Foreign autocracy Enemy 2) Domestic opposition party