Since I’ve still been dealing with this 3 year struggle to find out what’s wrong with my digestive system; I’ve been making more Dairy-Free & Plant Based meals lately. These plant-based Pepperoni Taquitos with Planch Dip (Plant Ranch) really surprised me with how good they were.

Fat cock?! On #fcf?!?!??

Overambitious Man Wants To Get 2 Things Done Today https://theonion.com/overambitious-man-wants-to-get-2-things-done-today/

There's a new hatchet wielder in Raccoon City. 🦑🪓🧟‍♂️🫟 Art by @antiviross.bsky.social #SplatoonRaiders #ResidentEvilRequiem

Started letting my hair grow out. 👦

Mojang has unveiled more information about updates coming to Minecraft in 2026, including the release date for Tiny Takeover and a sneak peek at the Chaos Cubed game drop. https://bit.ly/3PnKS1Q

Homemade Impossible Beef Taquitos w/ Sour Cream Was honestly surprised how good they turned out because Impossible Beef has been very hit or miss for certain recipes.

I think I finally perfected my homemade rice and refried beans. 🤤 Cast Iron makes all the difference for the rice it seems.

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It’s time. 😍

straight up Gestapo shit

this is a very good sign

Congress: ‘If You Wanted An Expensive Foreign War, All You Had To Do Was Ask’

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

The Onion never misses. The only genuine news outlet at this point tbh.

Wanted to make a healthy breakfast, so I put my whole chefussy into it again. It was so good. 🤤 Vortex Spun Scrambled Eggs 🥚 Oven Baked Turkey Bacon 🥓 Boiled & Lightly pan fried Breakfast Potatoes in 1tsp Olive Oil 🥔 Quick Homemade Guac 🥑 Sara Lee Delightful Fiber Rich Low Cal Wheat Toast 🍞

Another weekend in the books. Got caught up on some shows, got some yard work done, and the Tree is finally decorated. Solid 8/10 weekend. 🙏 Hoping all the bloomfs had a great weekend as well before the final stretch to Christmas. 🎄 🎁 💝

the next congress & administration needs to remove his name and face from anything he changes. once he’s gone for good he should only be mentioned in history classes teaching on the ills of authoritarianism and fascism.

Had the three Dems who voted for this held the line and voted no, they could have blocked it.

Been so focused on work lately that I haven't really stopped to look in the mirror. 😅 Needed to get myself together. 💇‍♂️💅🚿

HELL YEAH A MILLION REPOSTS

Ngl, I actually found this hilarious. Shinesty makes great underwear and never takes themselves too seriously. So putting a Gen Alpha dictionary in their Christmas Catalog is uh... *consults the Gen Alpha dictionary* skibidi. 😎

So Bezos is in them too then?

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

The last month of the anti-Mamdani campaign was an absolutely shameful undertaking, an attempt to rip the city and Democratic coalition apart and I'm very happy to see it failed.

Cloud Streaming officially arrives on PlayStation Portal today. PS Plus Premium members can now stream select digital PS5 games in their library, in addition to hundreds of compatible games from the Game Catalog and Classics Catalog: play.st/4hShAmg

Like this post if you like Doc Pop flavored Poppi. …or if you like sucking dick. Don’t worry; I’ll totally be able to tell which one you liked the post for.

All I know is the Dodgers are still ICE and MAGA adjacent so if you’re cheering tonight guess what you are

Don't worry. Not posting any cooking tonight. 😒🤭 Here's the usual weekend selfies. Tried something a little different with the haircut. Little shorter than I normally wear it but why not. 🤷‍♂️

“I’m not a king. I’m not a king. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to retire to the golden ballroom I’m having built in my palatial estate that’s being funded by the people whose taxes I control while I decide which of my own cities to next bring to heel with my personally directed militia.”

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Made some Stuffed Bell Peppers tonight with Green Bell Peppers, Homemade Mexican Rice, Seasoned Lean Ground Chicken w/ sauteed diced Red Onion, Fresh shredded white cheddar cheese, and a drizzle of Pancho's Queso Blanco. 🫑 🍚 🧀

Mamdani: "I just want to speak directly to the president. I will not be a mayor like Mayor Adams who will call you to stay out of jail. I won't be a disgraced governor like Andrew Cuomo who will call you to ask how to win this election. I can do those things on my own."

Andrew Cuomo is incapable of speaking clearly and directly about Trump’s authoritarianism.

Kirby Cats 🐾 #kirby #art

Do you also use your whole taco as a means to transport Guac into your mouth? Or do you use a chip like a normal person? lol 😂 Guac & Taco gang rise up. 🥑 🌮 🤭

Happy Sunday. Hope everyone had a fun weekend. ✌️

Thank you The Nation www.thenation.com/article/poli...

What the actual fuck?

ok breaking my silence to say if you didn’t do this about Melissa Hortman, don’t do it now

every shooting should remind us that unfettered access to guns and weapons of war has real world consequences for real people, including the very people who champion them.

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

Dinner time. 👨‍🍳 🍽️ Tonight I’ve prepared Impossible “Meat” Philly Sliders and homemade air fryer Fries. You may applaud. 😌👏

Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect. As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.

I’ve survived a month since the surgery. 😮‍💨 I think we’re out of the woods. Feeling good and looking less sickly than I was before. 🤭

I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding

Checkmate Terf. So… what now?

2 weeks post gallbladder removal. Back on my feet and feeling a lot better. 😌 🙏