Timbo the Boner Boy
@bonerboy.bsky.social
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My friends just call me Tim
Little late but there goes the neighborhood
over 1 year ago
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eva (^_^)/
almost 2 years ago
why does retvrn to tradition always mean prairie dresses and fedoras but never temple prostitutes and transsexual oracles
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Deeks š«¶
almost 2 years ago
Couples with joint FB accounts have trust issues, and couples with joint Bluesky accounts are swingers
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āAfter I save the day, I go back to my hotel room for a little tea.ā
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about 2 years ago
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Rusty Foster
about 2 years ago
With a knife, you can get yourself a phone any time
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monsignor jalapeƱa
over 2 years ago
husband finished his lego vespa set !!! šµš 1,106 pieces !!! i am very proud š„¹
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chris
over 2 years ago
This is not my beautiful mouse This is not my beautiful knife
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I stink
over 2 years ago
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merritt
over 2 years ago
Anyone got some loose pills Iām trying to liven up my Monday morning
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Why do people rake leaves?
over 2 years ago
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I feel crazy how much it bothers me when my kid mixes up his toys. Like they should be in order! And separate!
over 2 years ago
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Apparently Iāve been wallowing for the last 3 years. Whoops
over 2 years ago
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The department of social services in MO is so insanely disorganized it seems almost intentionalā¦
over 2 years ago
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monsignor jalapeƱa
over 2 years ago
āyou have to understand that his life ended when those containers fell on himā
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Scott Santens
over 2 years ago
Preliminary results from the Denver Basic Income Project that's providing cash to hundreds of unhoused people for one year using the first 6 months of data: ⢠NO ONE receiving $1,000/mo still sleeping outside ⢠Full-time employment increased ⢠Fewer visits to the ER ⢠Fewer nights spent in jail
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āThat very special wakeā
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over 2 years ago
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When are we gonna get the Timberlake weezer single
over 2 years ago
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darthā¢ļø
over 2 years ago
oh god jack black as tom bombadil this would work especially if u believe the wild conspiracy theory that tom bombadil is also secretly the witch king of angmar
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I donāt mind being 30 yet
over 2 years ago
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monsignor jalapeƱa
over 2 years ago
halo baby
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darthā¢ļø
over 2 years ago
*resets bluesky counter to zero*
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monsignor jalapeƱa
over 2 years ago
this baffled musk. this baffled musk even more.
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I did it! I finished the lord of the rings!
over 2 years ago
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I love this bird. Thanks Aidan!
over 2 years ago
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Better Things Are Possible
over 2 years ago
Why do people think aliens would look like weird humans. Most species on this very planet don't even look like us
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I hate being sick but sleeping all day is usually my goal. So, successful day.
over 2 years ago
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I refuse to piss on my own time. The boss can pay me for that
over 2 years ago
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Iām so out of touch itās bananas
over 2 years ago
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Iām so fed up itās bonkers
over 2 years ago
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monsignor jalapeƱa
over 2 years ago
please support my friend rheaās father with a donation or share!!
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Please donate or share to help!!, organized by Stephanie Zahn
Hi Everyone! As many of you know, Bill Foreman was recently diagnosed with Renal cell⦠Stephanie Zahn needs your support for Please donate or share to help!!
https://gofund.me/9d14fd87
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rachel clark
over 2 years ago
"WIC is importantāso where does the president suggest we cut in order to provide these additional WIC funds?" where indeed???
www.propublica.org/article/how-...
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The Inside Story of How the Navy Spent Billions on the āLittle Crappy Shipā
Littoral combat ships were supposed to launch the Navy into the future. Instead they broke down across the globe and many of their weapons never worked. Now the Navy is getting rid of them. One is les...
https://www.propublica.org/article/how-navy-spent-billions-littoral-combat-ship
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Amateur Expert Opinions
over 2 years ago
it may be the case that the only people left in this country who aren't intimidated by Elon Musk's power & wealth are the brokeass shitposters who dunk on him here all day
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Goodbye and thank you for your service. š¢
over 2 years ago
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Thank you Harvey Kornblum food pantry. You really are the best
over 2 years ago
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Star Trek Minus Context
over 2 years ago
Happy #StarTrekDay to all who celebrate!
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I canāt bring myself to finish lotr itās so depressing
over 2 years ago
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Should I be annoyed or proud when people call me a faggot
over 2 years ago
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Ray
over 2 years ago
[2035] ME: We used to burn music into flat mirror donuts that played the songs when you shot lasers at them. KID: Okay, millennial.
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monsignor jalapeƱa
over 2 years ago
itās fine cause he aināt got no soul
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Sometimes I just gotta wonder man..
over 2 years ago
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Ygrene
over 2 years ago
A murderer tries to stab me but with each thrust of his knife I block it with a sweet potato and after six stabs or so I gently place it in the oven at 400 degrees for 45 minutes
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My mommy made my lunch today. What the fuck do you have
over 2 years ago
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Ceej
almost 3 years ago
Strutting around the helmet store with a sassy grin and an open head wound because I know I'm the ideal customer
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