🩸 Vampires *need* luxuries. It was the first lesson She imparted on you, and by *far* the most puzzling. You knew about the blood, of course. Any yokel could've told you that. The garlic, the sunlight, holy symbols... all widely known. All tools of your trade. Or they used to be, anyway.

Next on The History Channel! [Budget cuts reported @HISTORY ]

love how Mox went from "leader of a street gang" to "lovable life coach." #aew #ForbiddenDoor

Went on a date last night. She's really sweet, but a mess. And... I'm tired. I always seem to attract the same type of person: baby queers who want a wise sage to guide them along. I hate always having to be mom. It's overwhelming. I just want to be an equal for once.

Let's set aside the whole "don't watch them if you don't enjoy them" point, and just focus on the fact that this isn't really a critique about the genre or the films themselves, this is a broad hate screed against a group of ppl who the author simply finds contemptible. This is NOT film criticism.

sit ubu sit

people reading Dante’s Inferno in 1321

Just an FYI… 🏳️‍🌈

I am so fucking tired of singlets telling me that we're liars with overactive imaginations. youtu.be/LTfmzF3auSM

Had my appointment with my doctor. Told them that I take 400mg of progesterone, and will continue doing so. He said that they don't have any effect. I told him I sleep better, amongst other things. (Makes me hornier, which I enjoy.) He said those things "didn't count" and will not double my script.

The issue isn't that there's not enough, there are ~8 empty houses for every homeless person. The issue is that all of those houses are privately owned and allowed to remain empty. Property is theft.

Shane's progression from "silent, incredibly awkward looking jobber in the Pittsburgh indies" to "ultra charismatic bad ass that can hang with Mox" has been nothing short of incredible.

"Our top winner in our Showcase is Gay!" That might be true Bob, but you don't have to announce it to the world.

if the people who say "just listen to your body" had to listen to mine for 15 minutes they would lose their goddamned minds

Hypnodomme puts on A State of Trance for her sub; purposefully neglects to inform her that it's two hours of dance music.

"...Then I went seven stars in the Tokyo Dome against some woman, brother!"

This is going to be big in Brazil.

(serious post because of... sigh... drama...) I just genuinely believe, with all of the shit stacked against trans people, if your first instinct – when a trans person words something in a way you don't like – is to start yelling at them and accusing them, you're not aiming at the right targets.

I was forced by my parenta to be the caretaker for my grandmother. Literally days after I graduated from college. No job, no social life outside of my girlfriend. She loved everything I did. And I loved the time I spent with her. But if I had to do it all again? I'd leave and never look back.

Caretaker burnout is real. My family treats me like the chef, maid, tech guru, accountant, problem solver, shopper… It’s exhausting. This is just a note to say: if you’re a caretaker, please take care of yourself too. You can’t pour from an empty cup. ♥️

*scoffs theatrically and breaks down laughing then crying* ohh I miss the days when it was only seven in here XO

Past-Itch Publishing is pleased to announce the forthcoming release of AFTERTASTE: A TOXIC YURI by @emoria.bsky.social — coming in June!!

I'm a proud bottom. I worked it into my play. "You are expecting me to put in all of this effort solely for your pleasure? Oh, you silly girl. You are here for me alone. If you happen to derive some enjoyment from my extascy, well... That is merely a side effect. Now come. I demand perfection."

For dommes who are bottoms Or have small dicks Or have small tits Or have anxiety Or are fat Or are disabled That in no way invalidates your power. Domination is an act of will. Exercise yours. Do not fear what you are capable of. Get consent and then make them tremble before you.

One thing I look for in a friend is that they hold my children hostage

My first thought: "Kevin Knight just turned on Darby. Guess the whole 'Sting's protégé' thing wasn't kayfabe after all."

Okada vs. Takeshita, Double or Nothing 2026.

Acted normal in a social situation

Hi folks, please report and block @pelicanjoe.bsky.social, he's been harassing a friend of mine for years. Thank you.

Menwhile, spotted at Tumblr... www.tumblr.com/depsidase/81...

It has now been 27 years since Owen Hart died in Kansas City This remains the project I'm most proud of www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE7S...

plastic, see?

Ten bands I've been obsessed with: Billy Joel They Might Be Giants Skyhooks Harvey Danger Tom Lehrer The Presidents Tony Cole Crowded House Bump of Chicken Cold Chisel

D-VON? YOU GET THE HORNS! wait, that's not right #AEWCollision

what if my grandma had wheels

Alternate headline: "The monoculture is dead, and I'm too lazy and incurious to find something new and exciting. So I'll let the amazing theft machine vomit up some bullshit." There is tons of amazing art out there. Go find it.

Five shows to get to know me: - WKRP in Cincinnati - The Middle - Only Fools and Horses - Gundam 00 - City: The Animation

Shout out to the dominants whose primary trauma is “my safety as a child required making myself as small and hidden as possible.” It’s terrifying making yourself take up space. It’s healing to have people melt when you do.

PSA because I'm tired of this 🧵

This is your friendly reminder that abuse takes many forms and it is never too early or too late to get out of an abusive relationship 🫂🩵 Advocate for yourself and your needs, surround yourself with people who truly care about you, and be safe 🫂🩵

"There are phone services for everything now — dial-a-date, dial-a-prayer and so on. The new one is dial-an-atheist. It's just like dial-a-prayer, only no one answers." - Bob Newhart

R.I.P. JUNIPER BLESSING.

Would pay good money to get Herzog to watch CZW. "This man, this Zandig, screams 'FUCK YOU' as he launches his opponent onto the cold concrete, as if somehow the reckless disregard shown for his opponent's life was not already evident by his actions, while the braying crowd revel in the frenzy."