When they had Shawn Michaels team with God in 2006, what if they actually had an indie wrestler play God instead of the lighting effect? Maybe the worst possible gig for an extra, but imagine the merch possibilities that next weekend at your bookings…

*And that means,* Renata thinks as she relights the seventh candle, *that death isn't an escape. It's a pointless end. A nothingness. I have to live in this world, because this is the only shot at Renata I ever get. I have so little time to be me before I'm gone. I have to live it. I will survive.*

Gundam, episode 22: "White Base is fucked! We need the Madea ASAP!" Me: "...I'm not exactly sure how she would help.“

Do I joined Tumblr to help a friend and... Yikes. What the hell is this shit?

I'm fifteen episodes into the original Gundam. I'm cheering for Zeon. Yes, attacking Side 7 was a dick move and the Zabi royal family isn't great. But the Earth Federation sucks. They treat Amaro and the refugees like dog shit, aren't doing shit to help White Base and are cool with child soldiers.

Spoiler about my games: I am very old.

Ran across a video about the 1998 low-budget, forcefemme movie "Surrender, Dorothy." The cishets in the comments section: "This is sick! What kind of depraved soul would make something like this?!" Me: "Eh... I've read worse. I've WRITTEN worse." youtu.be/GOu2RrQxLnc?...

Sighhhhh see this is just erasure of artists who only make perfect things like me. Because I’m perfect and make no mistakes and also I’m a cutie pie (Also fuck AI forever obvs)

Paternal: Plumber/carpenter/architect Maternal: Being an absolute piece of shit.

Because, when the world tells you you're wrong and you deserve suffering, that you deserve to live in fear, you tell the world to get fucked and you fight back until no one else has to feel that way ever again. Even if you have to kill an angel to do it.

the endless annihilation of moons and stars and planets and the universe doesn't give a shit about you. your friends, your family, they do. I'm. tired

…to what neck?

I will destroy her

A monster lived in my closet. It said and did unspeakable things to me. No matter where I went, the monster in my closet would follow. I opened my closet yesterday. Exposed the monster for the pathetic weakling it was. Showed that I was no longer afraid. My closet is full of clothes now. #abuse

I drew the three stooges for my friend

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

Billy Joel famously wrote "Movin' Out" to the melody of "Laughter in the Rain" by accident. Here's what that would have sounded like. #NeilSedaka youtu.be/dpfrarPRnb4?...

My dude thinks the Supreme Court is just a regular court with sour cream.

[gimmick nostalgia account voice] They don't let you drive your wedge car in a giant pinball death machine anymore #takemeback #nowihaveamortgage #rememember www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1tC...

Indianapolis has the most loving, active queer community I have ever been a part of. This place is my home. And will do everything I can to fight for it.

if you are from a coastal safe state, i guarantee you are underestimating the amount of trans people living life and helping each other survive in the rest of the country, and orgs in these states have been hit HARD the past year or so with funding cuts, so help where you can 💙

Stunner. Absolute stunner. Easily the best sub-2K short story I've read since "Propylene" and "Filigree." It broke my brain in all the best ways. Read it, then read it again. You won't be sorry. Bold, challenging queer and trans prose is alive and well and living on AO3.

oh yeah, i love Cat Power

The best commentator in the business says trans rights. You love to see it. Happy wrestling to you all.

So wait... Killing my soul at Kroger or the local liquor store will make me GAYER?! Fuck! Get me an application now!

going on a walk with this chronic illness is kind of humiliating. don't mind me sweating profusely and dry heaving it's normal and cute. walks into a pole

drones whos just a shell of their former self. (because their former self is engraved upon a crystal that they wear around their neck which can still hear and feel everything while not being able to interact)

Missing Phone - Gator Days

Mizi cares so much about Itzi, two dolls who just want to look out for each other....

I've already told it this, but this is going to be my tattoo.

Dang, have y'all read Aftertaste? It's good as hell and won't make you cry* *says the person currently crying as she writes a chapter

Hey everybody! Start reading this comic! It is easily one of my most original and creative people I have ever met. You're absolutely missing out here.

This is the heart of Leviathanic thinking btw. All civilization is built on treating people like property

am i crazy or is this just cunty peter griffin

It is not by accident that you need to work more hours to afford being alive. Men that have never had real problems are using your desperation to become unfathomably rich and they think you are too docile to do anything about it. When our futures have been sold what do we have to lose?

Just keep working, you need to pay rent, and of course you can have all these indulgences as subscriptions, as long as you keep paying for them too. No time to care about your neighbors or your situation just keep working and keep spending. Just barely making it is their ideal state for you

The silverhand engram gets louder and louder whenever I think about our current situation. No money to help you afford anything but the military budget goes up every year, because that's the design. They need you to be struggling, otherwise you might have time to protest your mistreatment

Can't believe the Hawks signed Olivia Rodrigo

Cats can't testify in court because they're always committing purrjury

plural speed systems runners 🤝 freaking out over time loss

My then-wife routinely deadnamed me for years. She said it was who she knew me as, and that it made her more comfortable. She only stopped when she met my friends. Even then, she said she only did it to avoid criticism. If there is anyone in your life who willingly deadnames you, get away ASAP.

The tariff news is devastating. The increased costs made my diet of exclusively imported ham much more luxurious. Now I’m just porking out

My then-wife routinely deadnamed me for years. She said it was who she knew me as, and that it made her more comfortable. She only stopped when she met my friends. Even then, she said she only did it to avoid criticism. If there is anyone in your life who willingly deadnames you, get away ASAP.

When it comes to Jacques Brel in English, I'll take Mort Shulman over Rod McKeun. His takes always seemed closer to the source material. As for Brel: he's a damn fine songwriter. But listening to his songs (with an English lyric sheet) always felt like poetry homework. It's all so dense and heavy.

The lack of trans girls replying "Sartha Thrace" is most disturbing.