Another year where they've completely failed to make me interested in anything to do with Eurovision.

Goldfrapp's "Supernature" is a no-skips album.

#tune youtube.com/watch?v=LVdX...

#tune youtube.com/watch?v=LdyL...

#tune youtube.com/watch?v=QBc7...

Now listening: this month's Friends MusicLeague playlist - 'Songs with sampled spoken speech' open.spotify.com/playlist/3xZ...

When pets just stare at you for no clear reason (not for food, or walks, or affection) it can be a little unnerving. Like, you know they have a reason because they have agency, you just don't know.

I've seen all the movies on this page many times. Yes, even Quest For Fire.

When I saw that not only did Gatsby place, but how high it placed, my thoughts were something proximate to this. It's an ok book, but it is where it is because its length and easy analysis made it ideal for high school English classes, so it became a fixture.

It's amazing how The Beatles "Tomorrow Never Knows" was basically 30 years ahead of its time.

This ass continues to do his best to disappoint.

The Media, if it were doing its job, should ask for a definition of 'ultraprocessed foods' any time someone drops it in their replies. Cuz there isn't one.

Wait - do Spanish speakers pronounce the 'J' in Jimi Hendrix like they normally do with Js, like an H?? Is he called Himi Hendrix in Spanish??

If you listen closely, you can hear the Left's cries of outrage over Pete doing well in 2028 reaching back through time to us now.

Inside the park homerun!! #SFGiants

If you weren't sure that Becerra was surging ahead in this race, the other candidates are making it clear in their attacking him tonight. 😂

When bluesky doesn't like my posts

How are people giving this Johnny-immigrate-lately Brit even a second's consideration for governor?? It's mystifying. He didn't even become a citizen until *after* the Pandemic.

Already voted, but sure - I'll watch some of this governor's debate.

Hey everyone – if you're in Los Angeles next week, come be one of the first to check out the new exhibition I'm curating!

It’s 2026, in Oklahoma has finally made child marriage illegal. Congratulations? Also WTF.

US universities genuinely are like “welcome to Tennessee Agricultural College in Bumfuck Nowheresville. We invented the modern potato and our facilities include a particle accelerator, nuclear reactor, and TOP500 supercomputer. Tuition is $12,000 for instate students and we have 40,000 of them”

Insomnia can eat a dick.

Back-to-back HRs! #SFGiants

The back-and-forth one-upping of Mickey Avalon's "My Dick" but about Opinions.

This is more familiarly called 'stealing.'

<throws this into The Discourse, takes cover>

Can they do a daisy-chain of knifing one another in the back, please and thank you?

This is absolutely outrageous. SCOTUS reinstated Texas gerrymander 15 weeks before primary because they claimed it was too close to election to block it but now allowing Alabama to gerrymander one week before primary after trial court found map was intentionally discriminatory against Black voters

PILE IT ON THE DOGS #SFGiants

Love vote-by-mail.

Slightly increase a band 𝑀𝑒𝑡𝑟𝑜 Chicago

Unattractive people deserve worse treatment.

Let’s see.. —supports subsidizing the fossil fuel industry —opposes an assault rifle ban What core value will progressives throw under the bus next?

The entire world is in an enforced toxic relationship with a malignant narcissist who never, ever shuts up about himself, and I don't know about you all, but I'm exhausted. This is a constant buzz of trauma that is shredding my mental health and emotional balance. I want him gone. Go golf forever.

Cake's The Distance just made a random shot across my brain to #earworm me, but I successfully deflected the assault. May you be so lucky, now.

Hate to be That Person, but whomever had this kid applying to 65 colleges did them a disservice. Please tell me he wasn't paying application fees for even half of those schools.

Both of the remaining Parkland kids in the public eye (who have both seemingly given up gun control activism for influencing and political consulting) rushing out to assure us all that it is totes ok for the big burly man running for Senate to be against gun control is...idk man it feels weird

We don't hate these people anywhere near enough.

Roe V. Wade

Took 12 innings, but that's a W! #SFGiants

Adames! #SFGiants

He does this every holiday because he wants us focused on him and he wants us miserable. No happy days in Trump's America. He still hasn't forgiven us for voting for Biden in 2020, and now everyone will pay in the smallest, pettiest ways imaginable.

But also: MTG's break with Trump didn't happen until he put the kybosh on her running for higher office. THAT's when she began to have issues with him, and why she left Congress. It was personal, not principle.

So much for all that NBA conspiracy chatter that the League was going to rig the draft lottery to give the Warriors a top pick to help Curry in his final years. 😂 Since when has the League done ANYthing to help Steph?? Y'all just say shit to say shit.

Man, Ramos crushed that ball. #SFGiants

Extroverts never understanding that their way of moving thru the world isn't everyone's. I'm not looking for conversations at every point in my life.

On this Mother's Day, remember to...