The Holy Trinity: The Taint, The Gooch, and The Grundle

Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu

game about parking cars called Stardew Valet

Whatchu know about homemade pico de gallo?? Huh???

Season's Skeetings to you and yours!

I know a *LOT* of things, it's just that some of it is currently inaccessible. If you ask me a question, I'll probably have a satisfactory answer for you, but it might take me a few business days to venture into the warehouse and fish it out of storage for you.

Jojo character whose stand power is that his sweat is overpoweringly stinky: "Kono B.O. da!"

born too early to drive to the moon and too late to drive the herd to market

They're calling it the best use of leftover curry in history.

If you're not union, you should probably look into organizing before this AI desperation gets worse. A lot of companies are going to need to justify their investments very soon, and that will most likely translate into layoffs (the only way to actually see a return with these tools).

Drifting off peacefully to sleep as the tinnitus drowns out the sound of the box fan

Curry time, yo.

idk who needs to hear this but a plate of curry over rice will fix you

I also can't do a pull-up to save my life, but you don't see me banning vaccines over it

They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.

so is it good or bad if she frequently says she wants to kill you?

it’s not the only reason to join your local DSA chapter but it is fun to call other people Comrade

AI slop that's anti-Trump is still AI slop.

Both sides of a conflict are calling each other evil and corrupt, rendering me, a humble journalist, helpless to discern the truth. Best I can do is let you know that both sides are in fact saying those things. Hope this helps

WERNER HERZOG: naeow.... zhe.... jingle-haupe.... has begaune

Queen shit

First they took someone but I forget because I was yelling fafo online

I will cut off my balls and gargle them before I buy discord nitro

No! No!!!

It's actually pissing me off how fun ARC Raiders looks. Wish I had a machine that could run it.

Please help my friend if you are able

If your post has more than 2 hashtags, I do not consider you a human.

THE FUCK DOES CUNO KNOW WHAT A CANTRIP IS CUNO'S NOT A SORCERER

oh, you don't like soup? what do you think is in your belly after you chew up your food and down a glass of water??

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Big thanks to Elon Musk for being the face of ketamine so that I'm never tempted to try ketamine!

tumy horts

Thank you, Discover feed. Never change.

wearing two bandoliers loaded with bananas

In case you were too busy consuming bird yesterday to see this, let me know if you want in on this! Still have 7 codes left!

I got some invite codes for Soulframe: Preludes! If you follow me and are interested in playing the Soulframe alpha, send me a DM for an invite code (I have 8 left)

if you're an ai guy, why even use social media? just generate posts to read if you genuinely think it's just as good

In America they arrest you if you tell someone else not to commit a crime

guy from Massachusetts who pronounces it "Taco Bell chalup-er"

so is Jesus hydrophobic all the time or did he just ult that one time?

Entertaining utterly meaningless votes like this shows you how serious the democrats are about fighting fascism.

If I could socialize offline I would be unstoppable. Unfortunately I am very stoppable.

Jesus to his disciples: