I know I normally post about pirates but I am just getting around to season 2 of Andor and I just can’t stomach the way they do Bix’s assault. It made me so nauseated in part because the build up was so familiar. Why are we still at the “Rape as a plot/character device” for women?

Okay it’s been a HOT second since I’ve been on here. Studying is intense but I turned on our boys the other day for some relaxation. Moving to a new place and I decorated a corner with some of my favorite piratey things! Hope everyone is doing well! #crewforlife

I’m suddenly doing a lot of catching up. But how is THE actual tail only going for $750? I hope Rhys just buys it for himself!

The entire crew of the revenge

I absolutely cannot wait for all of the new fics featuring The Veil (tm).

The two photos of Ed and Stede with their backs turned made me imagine how dramatic their spats are without the crew intervening lol 🤭 #ofmd

I'm just....supposed to go to sleep now?

I wasn't gonna post this outside of the TO discord and my tumblr, but my lovely #ofmd pirates of bsky should also know... My MUA friend Karlee has confirmed that Rhys is indeed 100% silly sunshine man 🌞 (as if we ever doubted)

Ahead of her #tnuc panel tomorrow, Gypsy Taylor just dropped some juicy concept art for post-wedding raid Blackbeard over on Instagram! Source: @ gypsytaylor on insta #ofmd

sensational

TURTLE VS CRAB!!! Loser gets his head cut off. Winner GETS HIS FUCKING HEAD CUT OFF!

Eeeeyyyyyeeeee! You can practically hear Nigel’s voice, can’t you? In case you want to see how they did the prosthetic, check out this old post: www.instagram.com/p/CbY8aouMDv...

Hello my gorgeous pirate pals! I’m back from the purgatory that was finals! What have I missed?!

I'm sorry, who does NOT love the hit TV show Our Flag Means Death? And what is wrong with them.

seems like a good day to yell #saveOFMD www.change.org/p/save-our-f...

Anyway, today would be a great day to #FireDavidZaslav

Press release: Girl Who Cut Her Own Bangs While a Little Depressed Announces She's Going to be Growing Them Back Out this Summer

Can we not have harmless headcanons anymore? Have we lost our whimsy? Our silly goofy vibes?? I want to kiss Stede Bonnet on the top of his curls and at the same time I want to place him into the palm of my hand and crush him like a bug. I want to protect him and sometimes bully him. Fandom is fun!!

Ofmd fandom for the last 3 years: Ed keeps wearing the robe in secret because it smells like Stede DJ: Ed wore the robe because it smelled like Stede. OFMD fandom:

we love a croc over here 🤗 functional AND fashionable 💕🏴‍☠️

Taping up a picture of David Zaslav on the wall over my computer monitor to permanently cure me of imposter syndrome

I do love they have to say “it does not authorize actual piracy.”

Casey B is defending the Wizard TERF again like the spineless weasel he is. 🙄

Wolf Ed:

Accidentally thought people were talking about rimming/anal when they were actually talking about veterinary animal anal exams. oh god this site has ruined me. It was funnier because I just rolled with it, figuring people were being very open & not wanting to kink shame, I figured people were +

I was 31 when I was diagnosed. I was visiting my parents and knew something was off. My primary told me not to worry bc I was too young. I still went in. 4 years later I am cancer free bc I knew something was up & doctors believed me. Listen to yourself because you know what’s up with your body!

The Gentleman Pirate I presume?

personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down

What got my friend to decide he neeeeds to watch OFMD? Not my many exclamations; not the countless awards; not even that it stars a bunch of kiwis. It was the “chin up sluts” tweet I have pinned up by my desk. 😂 Whatever gets them watching 😂⚓️❤️

Just watched this episode and had all the feels. Fucking phenomenal even after all the viewings.

Good advice from Stede (probably).

I am seriously considering if I will need to meet my parents in Canada or Mexico for a bit instead of going home over break. Even with all of my privileges I am scared. Going to sit with the grief and then do some donations or something for groups who don’t have my benefits of getting out.

(to be clear, Ed is saying 'Ed Teach speech bubble')

have you seen merstede today 🧜🏻‍♂️

Timeline cleanse

🏴‍☠️💕🫡

We have so much shit to do, for our own lives. And on top of it we also have to deal with this schmucky little guy attacking the country. And you’re still doing a great job despite all that whoever needs to hear it.

I gather some of you feel as though we're not real pirates. Well, here's the deal buckos. We have our eyes on a ship. A b i g o n e. That's right. a real whopper. And we're going to catch up with it forthwith and kick it's ass!

Happy International Bat Day to all who celebrate

I’ve seen that pic of a c*** smoking a cigar too many times today, so I present this one instead.

What level of brainrot is this? #Gentlebeard 🧡💜

And of course I read this as an OFMD thing 😂 #PirateBrainRot #CrewForLife

Talked about this with my therapist today too. Besides her wanting to watch now, we talked about what a good summation this is of a healthy relationship. It isn’t that they never disagree/fight, but they still see each other. It’s safe to be vulnerable, & they grow together. This fucking show man.

I really love how Mary describes love in 1x10. - It feels easy, like breathing. - [He] understands my idiosyncrasies, finds them charming. - Expose each other to new things & ideas - Laugh a lot - Pass the time so well. This is the love I always wanted but didn’t know how to describe. ❤️

WE CAN REACT IN DMS THANK YOU BLUESKY