‘If you vote Binface you’ll save the British taxpayer £350k — the cost of the second by-election if Farage wins this one and and the parliamentary authorities then find corruption — and you can put that on the side of a bus.’(Count Binface)

oh not my friend anymore? well jokes on you because i stopped talking to myself way before you did cause people said it was creepy so youre just copying me

I want to turn this country around

Is he dead yet? NO Is he dead yet? NO Is he dead yet? NO Is he dead yet? DO YOU WANT ME TO TURN THIS COUNTRY AROUND?

First I think it Then I type it Then I read it Then I delete it.

This point needs to be made over and again: The main purpose of wealth taxes should not be to raise revenue. That's a small and secondary benefit. The main purpose should be to *reduce the fortunes of the ultrarich*. Why? Because those fortunes present a massive threat to democracy and public life.

It may be that taxes could be designed such to better manage/rebalance the economy, determine specific behaviours & to significantly reduce the influence of the obscenely rich,but in the end the national govt does not raise income,nor do the taxes it levies,fund services @richardjmurphy.bsky.social

As for local service provision, what has become a huge burden placed upon local authorities (and the local electorate), (a burden exacerbated by the obsession with private sector providers, (parasites) could be significantly reduced by reinstating the funding provided by the national government

Government has to get over the obsession of balancing budgets. A deficit isn't a disaster, it's framed that way to stop governments from spending on services.

Scrapping Northern Ireland sounds extreme but I think it's worth a try.

Carney should invite ministers from the same countries to a meeting next week about the major perils of living next door to a dementia riddled incontinent grandpa who doesn't know Japan from Iran. That'd be fun esp. as Canadian food is nicer than Chick-fil-A and processed cheese in an aerosol can.

Way things are going, I don't see 'Israel' recognised for much longer. It's losing support even from it's backer, the USA. So now is a good time for Andy Burnham to put international law back on the table. Let's see what leaders of the allied nations say. Will they say the same?

To the Muslim community: we should and must not place our trust in Andy Burnham & the Labour Party without real change, accountability, and justice.

Mamdani got into office and instantly: • Froze rent for 2 million New Yorkers • Cut subway fares in half for low-income riders • Fully funded NYC parks • Added $680M for public schools • Launched free child care for 2-year-olds If establishment politicians actually wanted to help you, they could.

I feel like I probably overthink it sometimes. I have a lot of anxiety around food bc of a gut issue and food allergies, so I tend to eat on a schedule and a lot of the same foods.

ah the anti-craves

One of my friends once looked into a full fridge and said "aw there's nothing in here but food".

Me: I'm so hungry I could eat literally anything. Also Me: Except for that. Or that. And definitely not that.

This was my late wife. Id trick her into eating by bringing secret food home and then after listing a few foods I knew we'd have in the house I'd list the item I brought. Thinking It did not exist her brain was like 'fuck yeah, that sounds GOOD'. Then BOOM, the big reveal and enjoyment of food

Times like this i tell my brain "I'll eat anything, just name it." And sometimes it's a can of Dr pepper, sometimes it's a handful of sunflower seeds, sometimes it's something i can make but end up ordering instead. Any food is something

you clearly forgot to buy ice cream

My right foods have a habit of becoming wrong foods unexpectedly after weeks or months of rightness. It's very irritating.

When you want food but all you can find are ingredients.

Did you mean to light the neurospicy bat signal? Because you just lit the neurospicy bat signal.

I feel that way about my closet. Plenty of clothes, but they're all wrong.

Yes! I hate my clothes, and also dread the idea of having to buy new ones. I can’t win with myself.

Sometimes it feels like half my strategies for mitigating my autism are borderline gaslighting myself 😆

Girl. This is my life. I can come home from the store with bags of good, healthy or tasty food, then have a bowl of cereal for dinner.

Sometimes I can trick myself by eating a couple pieces of candy. Then I’m hungry enough to try a safe food.

My neuro family and I get this. We call it the, “I’d rather starve actually thanks.”

I need to eat but all foods are wrong. I've checked the fridge, freezer, and pantry three times. Plenty of food. But all foods are wrong foods. I don't know how else to explain it.

Motability customers will face much more than £400 extra costs on average, thanks to Reeves’ tax rises #Motability #RachelReeves www.disabilitynewsservice.com/motability-c...

"Watts coming" 👏👏@leodp.bsky.social

I was dizzy and felt like I was going to die. Then I ate a turkey sandwich. Better. 50 is so fun

As someone with ADHD, I admire soccer goalkeepers. No way I could stand at one end by myself for 5 to 10 minutes without wandering around looking for weeds to pull.

Carrots though.

You may scoff, but carrots were used in the manufacture of RADAR which helped us win the Carolingian civil war of 1786. (May need fact checking)

Really fucking odd. Never figured them out. Parsnips with a weird complex of orangeness. Root wankers

Dutch nonsense.

It's the cake thang that's really weird about them.

Parsnips. Goth Carrots.

No matter how you sleep, just be comfortable #Cat #Caturday

Don’t you understand? We are going to live inside tree apartments. And the elves are going to make us breakfast everyday.

This is cool. Spurs have applied to install around 3,800 solar panels on the roof of their north London stadium. "The proposed 1.64MW system would give the ground a substantial source of on-site renewable electricity."

Leave it up a woman to go after the orange maniac. Thank you President Sheinbaum🇲🇽

Mate, if you recovered from burnout in 4 days, it wasn't burnout, you were tired and you needed a holiday!

I’ve stuck around for a while. I’ve even almost grown fond of the Twat in a Tin Hat.

🫂 🫶🏼 We’re always here. Whether you like it or not 😁 #Wülferhampton

Plus Wülferhampton. You fuckers didn’t realise it. Your madness, eccentricities, obsessions and decency helped keep me on a level. 👍🙂

Forever is truly going to start tonight.