What will you do when you locate Sarah Connor? Only answers in haiku are accepted.

Ceci n'est pas un chat sur la table. #HappyCaturday.

@deepreek.bsky.social do you score orc videos fairer than @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social?

The greatest gift to China, Russia, Iran, and North Korea is a fractured West. Trump is handing them that gift daily by dismantling our alliances from the inside. He is destroying the shield of democracy to benefit our enemies. If that is not traitorous, nothing is

Cette nuit, j'ai été invitée à l'anniversaire de Beyoncé. Mais pas vous. Voilà.

Quiz: spot the authentic librarian You can play this game at the Fishslab Gallery in Whitstable until Monday Hint - if they tell you to fuck off they might be a librarian or an embroiderer, it doesn't help

@deepreek.bsky.social what do you think?

Better than the real ones!!!

Define recent times. Last week? Since it started raining? Compared with a lettuce? Remember Boris, Sunak, Trussed.....?

Roses are red Violets are blue Trump is a cunt Putin's one too

HOLY SHIT! Goat towers are REAL! I thought dad was winding me up! This client built a fucking tower in his vineyard! FOR GOATS! I reckon I'm gonna like this guy! He sounds a proper nutter!

Our public services aren’t for a secretive profit-hungry US tech firm. Sign the petition to tell the Government to scrap all contracts with secretive US tech firm Palantir. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...

Danger, Will Robinson! Familya est une arnaque des la droite. Sterin aux finances ! www.linkedin.com/posts/nousto...

Funky Friday all! Feel the bass!

Thank you, Comrade. See a Massive Sweaty Nonce, say that's a Massive Sweaty Nonce. If only other Citizen Journalists would ask the same Legitimate Questions.

La résistance est futile, mais la résistance est flamboyante. 🥰

48 is too young.

Amen Amen Amen Amen Amén Amen Amém Αμήν Аминь אמן آمين Âmin Amina Amen Amin आमीन アーメン

Just checking. Are foreign born football players classed as immigrants. *asking for a hypocritical arsehole owner of a football team

Kathy's just utterly glorious 😁

#NewMusic2026 #AlternativeHipHop By Storm - My Ghosts Go Ghost @coinneachrooney.bsky.social @paulakeenan.bsky.social @brucegeob.bsky.social @deborann.bsky.social

Wangeroo? Is that hand relief for a kangaroo? "What's that, Skip? Little Billy is locked in the dunny, but you can't show me which one until I've tugged you off? Strewth, Skip! You've got a todger? I thought you were a bush kangaroo!" Apologies to everyone.

Good morning. Rain (again) ☔️☔️☔️🙄 Try to avoid as many of these today.

Very true 😝

This cause is close to my heart - please sign: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/su...

We don’t want a book where he can make money from it and keep his lavish lifestyle. We want him to just tell the truth and answer for his crimes

She could be a typo for the French president!

Évoquant ce soir le fait qu’Epstein avait corrompu le procureur de son 1er procès., Fabrice Arfi de Mediapart ne peut s’empêcher de rappeler qu’en France, niveau corruption, on a la racaille en col blanc Sarkozy, condamné pour avoir tenté de corrompre un magistrat. 😏🍿 #CCeSoir

Republicans subpoenaed Ghislaine Maxwell today-knowing she'd take the Fifth Amendment She only cooperated when Blanche gave her that sweetheart deal where she has access to a puppy She wants clemency-and if Trump gives it she'll probably lie for him Meanwhile-no subpoenas for Lutnick or Trump

Excuse my French, but fuck this guy with an oil tanker, nasty wanker! I've taken more humane dumps than this ab-so-lute tosser

@platdepates.bsky.social bizoungahhhhhh

@untidymusic.com hey yo ! We finally got a bandcamp and a SoundCloud up and running. Weren't there a way to mention this to you some time ago? Or am I going senile early?

Je suis heureux de savoir que cette vache était la à ce moment exact...

Just need Britney Spears and then I can dance to Oops I did it again * *blocked it

On a more positive note, at least it's not January.

Pls read whole piece. Neither Mandelson or Mosley were asked about Mandelson’s role in fixing Starmer’s visit to Palantir & subsequent £240m deal. It finally made headlines on Weds when a q was asked in Parliament. But honestly, BBC also has qs to answer open.substack.com/pub/broligar...

Good moooooorning #wülverhampton.

Here's what bollocks in a leopard skin hoodie looks like.....

Head thinks I’m still 21 whereas the rest of the body tells the head that I am deluded.

Dear Gay Person, We are increasing your tax because of your failure to be what I believe your people call a "breeder" Love (but not that kind), Matt from Reform

Oh the irony!

Le ministère de l'intérieur classe LFI à l'extrême gauche, se moquant donc de la décision du conseil conseil constitutionnel. Ne vous y trompez pas, le but est d'interdire la gauche, point. C'est très grave, c'est dans la rue qu'il faut être. (Je ne compte pas sur le PS pour ouvrir sa gueule,