At this juncture I’d like to point out: * we’re on the brink of a golden age of medical healing * there’s enough money in the world to solve every problem in the world * a united approach could stop the climate crisis But a small group of sociopaths seeking personal power are going to throw it away.

The first 8 hours weren't too bad, but after that... Still gives me nightmares

I'm glad we don't have this sort of dodgy behaviour in local government in Wülferhampton We'd never see @wulfhelm.bsky.social doing any 'saucy sexting' - he can't write. Saucy seaxing*, quite probably though. * pre-smearing the seax blade with Granny R's famous Pictish Bonnet sauce, for added pain

📢Taith Gerdded Gwydr Lliw Caerdydd / Stained Glass Walking Tour of Cardiff 🗓️13/06/2026

Why don't cyclists use the cycle paths? PS, don't forget to vote on Thusday.

Genocide has global jurisdiction. Why haven't all people in the UK who support genocide in Gaza been charged by the police? Why hasn't the IDF been proscribed as a terrorist organisation?

Those of you who love life in the wilds beyond Offa's Dyke know that it is a simple place, where we call a spade a blydi rhaw. The excellent #chip shops serve simple fodder. But it's Comedy Festival time in #Machynlleth. And this is what they're cooking for the bloody tourists from Londiniumcaster

Being on holiday can be great fun, so many things to do, as witness this FB post. Lucky Michelle's Mum!

Is there perhaps, a simple step that Scotland (and Cymru) could take that would eliminate this problem once and for all?

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As our great Lord, @wulfhelm.bsky.social frequently reminds us, the vast majority of the denizens of #Wülferhampton are, basically, cunts. That being the case, can I suggest we adopt an appropriate official charity - @vaginamuseum.bsky.social - Send spare groats to www.vaginamuseum.co.uk/donate

Yo! Lord @wulfhelm.bsky.social - I see your spork and raise you one of whatever-this-is - an AllThing* * actually, that may be an Icelandic Parliament.

Well, fellow depraved denizens, I'm off to bed, so I'll say Good Morning now, in the hope that the message gets through by breakfast time. Let's see what pleasant music Through The Night has to offer. Nos da.

Not on the Mead Hall menu tonight, but on a menu somewhere* Deep fried, battered thingy with chips. I think 3 is a generous portion. I'd stop at one. And too much green stuff. * it popped up on my Facebook feed, The Great Potato knows why.

G...o....o...d M...o...r....n...i...n...g ....... fellow denizens, Hope it speeds up later. I blame Trump for the Bluesky problems. Not sure how exactly, but I'm sure it's an attack by MAGA scum

23.30 hrs. Time for Soweto Kinch. Cue Zebedee and the Magic Roundabout closing credits Night nutters all.

I think our beloved Bretwalda, may his cordwangle never be broken, and our glorious Fyrd, mighty in Mead Hall brawl, may have some very pointed comments for any denizen who lets his seax get in THIS condition! Jankers for the next six months. bsky.app/profile/drnw...

This week's special offers on #Wülferhampton market at the Rooty's Tasty-ish Comestibles Emporium (alias the Rootveg'R'We stall outside the Mead Hall) No reasonable offer refused* * unreasonable offers may be refused with extreme prejudice

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

Scottish Government just settled a 77 million bill that Labour in Scotland ran up, fighting for inequality. They spent 15 million doing so. The cost of equality for Glasgow women. Labour never again. Talk equality but defend against it. SNP Government settled the bill. You know who to vote for!

It's ok folks. A little reminder we've been sat on the edge of this precipice for a loooong time. m.youtube.com/watch?v=frAE...

These really are beautiful - brighten up my day.

The hypocrisy is profound!

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If you see this, drop a hero with a f*king massive sword

Yippee!

Good something, fellow denizens. It's 08:15, probably Thursday, and I haven't managed to sleep yet. I wish I could blame it on sitting up all night with a few of the Brendas, discussing 'Philosophy' over a flagon or two, but it wasn't. Pass the chloral please

@volkswagen.bsky.social is going back to its roots. Converting a car plant into a weapons plant for @elbitsystems.bsky.social to continue the #GazaGenocide and illegal attacks on #Lebanon #BoycottVolksWagon #BoycottAllIsrael Inc @Airbnb @Waze and @googlemaps1.bsky.social

Worrying... A German Sun? "The Sun is our last territorial claim in the Solar System"😉

And now we go live to the US Congress where President Trump is addressing the loyal Senators and Congresspeople.

Independent ones? Cyprus (complicated) Crete Sicily Sardinia Corsica Channel Islands Man Malta Iceland (100 years ago) All have either been controlled by/heavily influenced by/incorporated into a larger neighbour, or have been until fairly recently. IRL follows that pattern

Amid the Iranian conflict, don't forget Gaza. 🙏 The genocide continues. #IsraelWarCrimes

How would you open the Strait of Hormuz, wrong answers only..

We have a local craft baker making these. Homemade cheesecake Easter eggs, £4 each 🤍 Chocolate Easter egg shell, layered with a buttery biscuit base, smooth & creamy cheesecake filling, a swirl of fresh cream, topped with choc pieces & finished with melted chocolate Should be illegal? Yes or no?

I was just sitting in front of the fire in ÞNCB with a hot gin, browsing holiday brochures. The 7-day 'chartabanc' outing to Beorhthelmes tūn looks good. You get 3 hours on the beach. The rest is travelling. Some of the Brendas said no as it will clash with their Retreat. Never change, Cymru!

Can you do me a quick favour today? ✍️ The government is finally asking if they should ban cages for hens in the UK. 🐔🐔 Lobbyists are trying to block it, so we need huge numbers to show them that the public wants this ban NOW: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/en...

@psychicsquirrel.bsky.social Something to rob @bankofmercia.bsky.social for? Only $10k (discount for kickstarters)

How have I lived my life without this? A freshly sharpened seaxe was good enough for my Dad, NoselessSerf. Might be tempted if it included GPS, a calculator and AI assistance.

Mine just takes a reading when I want to, not continuously! It then chats to a logger on my phone for recording. It's pretty accurate too - I calibrated it against an arm-worn one, and it's pretty close. Close enough for everyday monitoring. Not bad for $129 shop.yhetechs.com/products/bp-...

Latest IT news from the 21st Century UK LABOUR GOVERNMENT TO BAN PgDn KEY ON KEYBOARDS!

I think this sub-heading is a bit misleading. The van was not 'led by GPS'. The van ended up out there because the driver ignored the signs and had clearly switched their brain off. Ho hum, roll on these self-driving ox-carts.

As it's February, can we start mentioning CHEESE again? Just been nibbling on some lovely Caws Cerwyn Smoked, from Pembrokeshire. It's a hard-ish, Cheddary sort of cheese, or even a smooth Caerffili, buttery taste, but smoked over oak. Basically tastes like an autumn bonfire! Yum with oatcakes.

Dammit, forgot the 'quote post' bit Time to get away from temporal anomaly politics. Hands up who thinks our dear Lord and Bretwalda, Wulf Helm, @wulfhelm.bsky.social , mighty in playground squabbles, may his moulies never jangle, would look good in this? It's a bit modern, but cool.

Hirsute of Armour 🤭 #RoyalArmouries #Leeds #Mediaeval #History

Nighty-night fellow denizens. I'm curled up on my pile of old straw in my hovel with 4 cats on the duvet including this one, Timtim. 9 months ago he was a feral kitten who started sneaking in for food. I think he's properly settled in.