jd vance would sell his *own* children for a percocet if he thought it would get him closer to the presidency

🫡 Langley finally took over a government

In further proof that shit is his main thing, 47 pardoned a porta-potty magnate named Arie Eric De Jong III who was sentenced to 5 months in federal prison for illegally disposing of sludge in cities across southern California.

I would love to make America great, seems like a cool idea, I recommend a second Reconstruction mixed with a second round of Nuremberg trials with a dash of a second Klan Act followed by the dismantling of a bunch of private equity and tech companies.

Extremely funny that GTA5 had to add “Charlie Kirk” to their profanity filter

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A former federal agent after watching the New York Times breakdown of the ICE shooting:

nuclear fuel cycles in the hands of tech oligarchs…what could go wrong?

Everyone uses this meme when POTUS "implements his agenda," but it was made for Kyrsten Sinema simultaneously being both a US Senator and a horny bisexual chaos demon

Jabba the Hut has more subtlety then Cheeto…

X is down, it’s been over an hour…I really hope somebody inside blew up the machine…few projects ever deserve to be deleted, X can be deleted now…

What I’ve learned about American politics the last decade is there is an annoyingly sizable population that does not actually believe in anything and simply imprints on the latest thing they heard on the radio like a duckling

Is Kevin on drugs?

the three horsegirls of the apocalypse

Screenshots of some of the documents found in looted ICE vehicles from one of the livestreams before it got turned "private" on YouTube (after the other one already was). Share widely and make sure the genie can't go back in the bottle.

sounds like my boss who is telling me to not pay attention to the news because there is still work to do. His point to keep our heads down as a firm and keep grinding while others flail about in choppy waters, etc. And from a certain standpoint he is correct, but he is also a fucking coward!

That is not the behavior of confident winners…limp

lacuna make me horny

we rot until the midterms? Something breaks.. Trump’s going to blow out even the final scraps of his coalition by February. GOP Senate and House leaders are looking at a blood bath midterms. Dynamics are getting impossible to handle in daily news cycles…

The stupidest administration in American history has succeeded in normalising stupidity. RFK Jr. on Trump: “This is the peacetime President. He has made 8.5 deals ending war and he has also ended the war on saturated fat.”

The cosplay of her security detail is insane…the preening and chin strutting. in the most secure areas in the world, the inside the White House gate, there is already eyes on everyone, so does this mean they think the press itself will attack Noem? These folks are certifiable lunatics!

This mofo is the GOAT we need…

I’ve started using the term “ethnic cleansing campaign” to describe the ICE occupation here in Minnesota. This is deliberate because the reality on the ground is that, at a given moment, any non-white person can be kidnapped by masked federal paramilitaries regardless of their constitutional rights.

This is really what we are going to lead with!

Every couple of weeks we get a different description of the apparently awful stench coming off our necrotic president and I think it's high time the media nail down exactly what kind of rotten meat covered in women's perfume he actually smells like.

Renee Good wasn’t killed because she was a threat, she was murdered to send a message of intimidation. These pigs have been planning this, and they will continue to find ways to unjustifiably escalate.

I just Kant…

how is this somehow not uniquely specific rn

we get to continue to hear the takes about how this whole thing is a gender construct; until it stops being a gender construct.

The only responsible thing to do with this guy is put him in prison.

If everyone who got the Iraq war wrong...failing the easiest mental layup imaginable had been banished from journalism/punditry our world would be much healthier right now. This is especially true for the brainlords who supported the war but for, like, sophisticated reasons.

About fucking time!

In the last 4 days: -- Elise Slotkin says she's being criminally investigated by DOJ -- ICE illegally goes "door to door" in Minneapolis -- FBI raids the home of a WP journalist -- DHS illegally arrests, detains 100+ Somalians with legal refugee status

GOP elite are into furries; not that there is anything wrong with that…

We have a new White House OLC euphemism: [negative of] constitutional war Doesn’t have the same ring as extraordinary rendition or enhanced interrogation, but it will do!

Someone inside DHS leaked the names of 4,500 ICE and CBP officers to a nonprofit that tracks ICE. About 80 percent of those name are active. www.rawstory.com/ice-agents-d...

I can’t believe this is only like 2 minutes into his diatribe…he is so fucking gone. He’s is up there filling the diaper up, he only stops when it starts to leak….

One of his most consistent contorted views: He truly conceives of the Fed as a loan officer that should charge a lower rate to a more creditworthy customer (US Treasury) when its finances improve. Can't get past his former status as a poor credit risk who was denied loans or charged a punitive rate.

watching the force of federal rule of law melt away…

If you really want to get inside baseball about the unraveling of the Russian economy…

A few months ago, ICE hired me I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!" My latest for Slate

soothing thought exercise: what celebratory outfit should I get ready to go for the day *it* happens

these fucking pussies spray chemical agents in people’s faces and then flee into a car…that is the weakest cop shit I have ever seen! tactically, strategically, any way you cut this interaction it is unjustifiable!

once again reflecting on how this essay, by nicholas decker, is protected by the first amendment nicholasdecker.substack.com/p/when-must-...

Oh really, that’s a new way to cut the pie…hmmm what about corporations that receive subsidies? Will they be held to the same standard? Is this only for non-citizens, if so every non-citizen with corporate assets in U.S. will need to be checked…fun times!

I really do hope we get to see dort deposed through this legal channel…

promising the Herrenvolk a warm hearth…you got to be a fucking loser to believe this garbage!

American elites are cowards, normal people who have not lived lives of constant privilege and luxury are actually quite well adjusted…anybody who works a shift knows what bad government looks like…whether a knee on a neck, or keystone kops slipping on black ice