Oh fuck. This going to end badly…

Yeah Dana, devil’s advocate position smashed by Brad to pieces, what do you say to that?

And "not wearing an oxygen mask" The video shows clearly that DCFD was in no hurry to close the ambulance door and get McConnell out of there. The EMT just stood there. It's standard practice for DC Fire & EMS to administer oxygen to an unconscious patient following CPR.

a few dozen subsidized gas stations in your voters districts isn’t public infrastructure, it’s propaganda

South Korea has successfully exported volatility - Americans are going to eat up this slop. Once all the new memory fabs are built and they’ve up’d the scale by a magnitude and then add in exposure to Chinese product flows. oh this is going to be such a great short…one day, not today.

Thought of a site-destroying discourse nuke: labeler that keeps track of which slurs you're allowed to say based on your own identity. E.g. I'm allowed to say homophobic ones. Make the administration of this really opaque; use both AI and human judgement

This is the spitball fantasy of the world that was spun for me as an American Jewish kid growing up in the 80’s and 90’s (went to catholic HS)…you need to grow the fuck up and realize there is no real connection between those ancient Pharisees and our modern Jewish self.

a second extinction level GOP gubernatorial candidate has just hit a formerly competitive state in a Blue Wave

Starting an NPR show called 3 Things Considered. We consider precisely three things a day. If any troublemaking jerk guests even try to bring up a fourth thing I put them in the sleeper hold and take them DOWN. You’d listen to this.

cringe (in a laudatory and cool way)

Pressure building in the atmospheric river firehouse…

"Gentrification ruins our nation" Seen in Venice Beach, California

The ICE murder of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo deserves the same fury as Renee Good and Alex Pretti

Let see if the People of Texas have what it takes to stare down their dead-eye government thugs. Are they as tough as Minnesota nice?

Indiana's Christian nationalist Lt. Gov. Micah Beckwith says that Muslims have no right to exercise their faith in the public square because "the heritage of America is a Christian heritage and so that's why Christianity takes precedent over all other faiths." www.peoplefor.org/rightwingwat...

The actual cease fire was until both countries' teams were out of the world cup.

Zohran low key being carried by atheist Jews in this poll bc AP is one of the only three pollsters that includes both religious and ethnic identification

i'm down for a boycott

They hit Mitch McConnell with the heart attack gun, a spry 84 year old lich doesn't just have a cardiac event and become brain dead out of nowhere

Reminder: we are war crime-ing Cuba right now because Trump and Rubio want to collapse their government. Not a major part of the media discourse but it should be.

Miller Lite analyst call o' the day goes to Raymond James' Brian Gesuale who initiated SpaceX coverage with a buy and an <$800> price target ($10.5 trillion market cap)

everyone is doing conspiracy theories about mitch mcconnell but i just think god is refusing to take him

I’m sorry but it is truly divine that the pedophile president touched the winning national team and they immediately lost

lately my thoughts turn to Mitch McConnell’s all too mortal jugs

truth nuclear bomb

Pod Save America? NO NO NO, POD DAMN AMERICA!

Let this be a lesson: a tattoo is worth a thousand podcasts.

let this be a lesson to deal with your feelings of gender anxiety and masculine inadequacy with a hobby or therapy or something and not a high stakes senate election

They should stop trying to come at him if they had any sense of self-interest; the petty attacks will continue and he will keep converting on every free throw. At the end of the game he’s going to always be the winner. Trust in Z, he’s going to be a bull of the Senate or UN ambassador.

anyone who is losing or has lost their mind, in either direction, about the whole Balogun kerfuffle is going to look pretty silly in hindsight, seeing as what the U.S. and Belgium are playing for tonight is the right to get vaporized by Spain in the quarterfinal

Saw someone tweeting about the World Cup and how Norway has free healthcare cause they actually care about their citizens or whatever and I’m like their healthcare is free because they have a massive oil wealth fund with the equivalent of $400k ***per citizen*** en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Governm...

i increasingly feel like the standard leftist toolkit systematically disempowers compassionate people who take ideas seriously by convincing them that everything that is or could be powerful is impure, and they should abstain from those things

They bring me in front of the machine god, all of human knowledge has been pumped into an infinite labyrinth of memory and silicon, it is a tremendous beast belching carbon into the atmosphere with every turn of the turbine that powers this artificial brain. I ask it “why pickles be so cheap?”

I think they did it because, "Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce got married by Adam Sandler at Madison Square Garden" is a Mad Lib that is gonna be really hard to top for a really long time.

i'm hearing that at the sacrifice today, the entrails slipped from Trump's hands at the altar AND it was revealed that it wasn't a true white bull, but had been painted white

The unrecognized state of Jefferson is not a state. It's three paramilitaries in a trench coat. 1) Sane unionists trying to remain part of their respective states and the Union. And two groups of white nationalists. 2) Jeffersonians who think this can work. 3) Adherents of 'Greater Idaho'.

Literally just this

it is hard to deny this is anything but a novel and breathtakingly (laughing too hard, can't breath) bold interpretation of the subject.

The collective journalistic freakout over someone disliking a cafeteria sandwich at Oberlin or some Yale students asking their peers to be less racist at Halloween has generated far more copy and uproar than multiple universities illegally firing faculty for nonconservative speech they disliked.

There is protein in the PopTarts; the rules are over.

I will only root against us when it's another American team. Fuck the euros

#USMNT is advancing to the World Cup Round of 16 thanks to birthright citizenship.

In the same way that the consensus criticisms of the Vietnam and Iraq wars became that 'they didn't succeed in serving US interests', rather than being about the millions killed. I think it will end up being the consensus position, precisely because it is palatable across the political divide.

Bethan's Rock is a small grey stone on display at Poole Museum in Poole, England. It was donated to the museum in 2019 by a five-year-old girl named Bethan, and it has since attracted significant attention on social media and become the museum's most famous object. - Wikipedia

John Hinckley Jr. in 1981

Thank you so much for all of your happy birthday wishes. Honestly, I don’t really feel 100. I feel pretty good. I feel like I’m only 98!

Here's what the media won't show you: three formerly incarcerated Black men who are now authors. You can learn a lot from their stories. This BLACK-owned online bookstore has their books in stock ✊🏾📚 #booksky #blackbooksky #blacksky

I honestly think it was cool how for the Freedom 250 concert they symbolically had one attendee from every state