Sir, they already said they’re not coming. Stop trying to break up with them after they already broke up with you.

Lols

Putting pictures of animals on our currency would be "deeply depressing," say the Conservatives.

So Caviar is not comfort food?

In the wake of the attack on Iran by the US and Israel on February 28, X was quickly flooded with disinformation by accounts sharing fake and repurposed videos. As the conflict has continued, the flood has only gotten worse.

We are aware of recent reports regarding targeted phishing attacks that have resulted in account takeovers of some Signal users, including government officials and journalists. We take this very seriously. 1/7

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

I looked at the comments on 2 recent BBC News Instagram posts about UAE and the comment section is amazing. Especially the one about paid influencers. If I were trying to convince people that I wasn't a paid influencer I might tone down my comments. www.instagram.com/reel/DVi1dg9...

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I’m so tired of seeing people bash Bluesky for being an echo chamber when X is an actual intentionally constructed echo chamber that is demonstrably radicalizing people across the political spectrum who still use it

The US view that NATO spending should be 5% of GDP is missing that EU countries are usually getting better value for money from their defence spending than the US. The rest of NATO should instead be asking to audit the US defence spending because a lot of it is being spent on grok LOL

CANNIBALS.

I find it unreal that the United Nations continues to pretend like the United States and Russia are functioning countries and have not found a way to deal with them. If they don't soon the UN will be a footnote in history. A grand idea that failed because of archaic rules.

Fuck Shia LaBeouf the homophobic prick.

I'm sorry, if you're going to make a big show about how you've got a Department of WAR helmed by a Secretary of WAR and staffed by WARfighters, it's totally inane to then claim that your massive bombing of a foreign country constitutes something other than a war.

This is a brutal review of the breakfast at Hotel Okura in Amsterdam. Brutal. www.parool.nl/internationa...

LOL the best marketing they could have ever bought. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

LOL at the casual addition half way through the article. Many influencers have been posting praise for the government online and saying that there is no need to feel unsafe. Criticism of the government is illegal in the UAE. www.bbc.com/news/article...

The BBC interviews of people promoting Dubai still, feels very much like a paid advertisement without the disclosure.

FIFA closing monitoring the situation. The situation: Their peace prize winner just bombed one of the countries he will host at the World Cup this summer

Now more than ever, you don't have to be cutting and pasting batshit posts that you have seen over on That Other Site and also, for fuck's sake, get off That Other Site, again, now more than ever

FIFA Peace Prize winner drives out FIFA World Cup team

This 100% means that Musk and his janky porn bot Hitler impersonator are involved in weapons manufacturing right now as well as surveillance and weirdos and politicians are just feeding it and paying for the privilege.

Whilst a little longer than most fans want to wait it's good news all the same. Heated Rivalry season 2 to begin filming in August, release set for April 2027

The problem is the dependence on these US platforms and here is a way to break that. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Green Party wins Gorton and Denton by-election, pushing Labour into third place. BBC News was desperate this morning to spin this as Labour chasing Reform rather than a win for the Greens. They've cheered on Reform for so long they don't know what to do now they lost and their narrative is broken.

Google really not keeping the Nest app up to date. Almost like they don't care about it anymore.

This is actually leave US tech and yeah that's something we should all be doing.

Dear @lucympowell.bsky.social, Why did you invent a fake tactical voting company to stop the Green Party beating Reform? I'm starting to think your letters haven't always been in good faith...

Finally some decent new TV to take my mind of Heated Rivalry. Paradise season 2 what an amazing opener!

I cannot think of a funnier or more appropriate summary of the state of the news industry in 2026 than “the Onion has more subscribers than the Washington Post” please help make it happen

We are a few thousand subscribers away from being a bigger print newspaper than the Washington Post. We are a mere flurry away from humiliating one of the two Big Space Perverts. Ask not how a Space Pervert can dominate you. Ask how you can dominate a Space Pervert. Subscribe below.

Company that bent the knee to Trump: we shouldn’t punish companies that bent the knee to Trump

Gogglebox Australia reactions to watching Heated Rivalry was hilarious. Sausages sizzling. LOLS #HeatedRivalry #Gogglebox

NEW: A hobbyist has created Nearby Glasses, an app that warns you if someone close by is wearing smart glasses. 404 Media spoke to the creator who said he was inspired by our coverage that uncovers how men are wearing Meta's Ray-Bans to covertly film massage parlor workers.

Henceforth, I will be describing the way that U.S. men’s hockey spectacularly squandered good will, brand recognition, and fan loyalty as “pulled a Target.” They pulled a Target.

His name is really Lusty? Lol.

“I just don’t get the kind of engagement on Bluesky that I get on X” the engagement:

Exciting news for the Netherlands - we have a new PM www.dw.com/en/netherlan...

People keep talking about whether Bluesky is relevant or has "the numbers". I don’t care because I can't in good conscience use X. Meanwhile anyone under 25 is using neither X nor Bluesky and no one even mentions Threads. I've also seen pretty much every major site be replaced at some point so... 🤷‍♂️

Political people love to debate who the worst modern PM in modern times was but it's unquestionably Cameron. 10 years ago this week he gambled the prosperity and fragile unity of the UK on a referendum on an issue that most people didn't even understand to placate back benchers and fucked us all.

The headline does not convey how completely batshit this story is. The Archive Today (archive.ph etc) admin weaponized the site's captcha to attack a blogger who wrote about them and *altered archived screenshots* as part of the attack. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

They're having trouble getting jurors in one of the cases against Elon Musk because "so many people hate him so much" www.law360.com/articles/244...

People talk about this stuff in terms of how much it'll suck for gaming and I hate to inform you how many MRI machines, X-Rays, all sorts of other vital machinery are just a Windows IoT Edition PC in a beige plastic box with a big magnet/accelerator/whatever attached.

I saw a conspiracy theory yesterday that the goal is to eliminate all local data storage and push everything into the corporate cloud where it will be scraped to train A.I. (and exploit us) And I'm having a difficult time dismissing it

literally every story about the SpaceX IPO is like SLAUGHTERHOUSE THIS WAY, PLEASE FORM ORDERLY LINE and yet you know the pigs are going to trample each other to get in on the action www.reuters.com/business/aut...

The drunk uncle theory. You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there

“I’ve never seen somebody send an email like they were wearing a wire” ☠️