Gawker, bless it, tried to warn us. www.gawkerarchives.com/gawker-was-m...

Trump has turned the White House into a 24/7 corruption operation. This is a national crisis. Trump thinks the public will stop paying attention. So I went to the Senate floor to call his bluff. I told the ENTIRE STORY of his 500 days of corruption. 1/ Here it is - in one🧵

Graphic design is my passion.

WATCH: Chris Hayes looks at how Elon Musk’s assault on USAID became one of DOGE’s most devastating legacies—and why Musk is now trying to rewrite the record.

Murder Mystery On Train Not So Fun In Real Life https://theonion.com/murder-mystery-on-train-not-so-fun-in-real-life-1819569228/

You might remember that Elon asked the UN for a plan to eradicate global hunger and when they produced a highly-detailed plan in front of them he ghosted.

Clearest proof we've seen that he thinks refugees claiming political asylum were refugees from an actual insane asylum. The leader of the United States is dumber than dirt but there's an entire cult enabling him and a corporate media too cowardly to call them out.

Musk trying to rewrite what he did at DOGE is another sign we should constantly bring up how he killed all those people at DOGE

A decade+ since I was inadvertently invited to a Downing Street room with Facebook/Google/etc and Cameron walked in and asked everyone what they'd do to boost youth referendum turnout and a grand woman shouted "WE NEED GRIME ARTISTES, DOES ANYONE KNOW ANY GRIME ARTISTES" and I began to doubt Remain.

Nigel Farage's tip for Brits stuck in post-Brexit airport queues? 'Just go by dinghy, it's much easier!' So here’s a reminder of how his Brexit led to the small boats crisis. If UK news shows won’t call his bull**** out let’s do it ourselves youtu.be/A6fCl-uOEVY?...

Rather than a General Election, I think I'd favour a full investigation into Nigel Farage's finances.

We can do better. At $140 per share Musk will lose the trillionaire title (and you know that will annoy him). If Tesla stock experiences a simultaneous downturn, SpaceX wouldn't have to drop nearly as far to push his paper net worth back into the billions.

It's the 10th anniversary of the dumbest moment in modern British history so let's celebrate some of the idiots who made it happen. First up ... Jacob Rees-Mogg and his promise of cheap food and wine... In fact food prices have increased some 12% as a direct result of Brexit (LSE) 1/5

Stunning Brexit anniversary piece by the wife of Dominic Cummings, whose Vote Leave campaign was found to have unlawfully spent 100s of thousands of pounds on billions of online impressions in the last days of the EU ref (Laura Kuenssberg described this as ‘rule breaking)

I'm not sure if this is great or not chat. Is this great? I thought the line was supposed to go up?

The 'ten years' bit is a clue.

Rare red warning. Risk to life. Stay out of the sun. Avoid unnecessary exposure. Picture editor: "Counterpoint: Run the fun-on-the-beach shots?" We won't improve heat coverage until we stop illustrating public health emergencies with beach photos. www.independent.co.uk/weather/heat...

How conventient for political journalists, to all be gathered in Downing Street once more, so they can interview each other, to ask "how did this happen?", without ever acknowledging that, at least in part, they themselves are how this happened.

Lol this is not what a product manager is. I can't imagine using any of the products this company is selling if they've all been built using janky vibe coding by a product manager. AI product management lol.

You should come back and do a quick, four episode run of Mock the Week, they said. Don’t be ridicolous, I said. What news will there be, in June, during a World Cup? Oh, they said. Something will happen. Anyway, Sunday nights on TLC and available on the TLC YouTube channel afterwards.

Dear email marketers, if you subscribe me to random lists which you believe are different and then make me unsubscribe from them one-by-one I vow to never use your product or service again.

I don't have to pretend I like beer when the photo is for the Telegraph. When I'm not performing for the gullible oiks, I go for cigars and G&T.

The attacks in Edinburgh, in which an armed bare-chested white man terrorised Muslims, leaving five people injured, don't feature on a single newspaper front page this morning. Two tier journalism

See also gays and all other minorities

I will never understand a woman voting for a Republican. Don’t you understand they would literally sign your death warrant to force you to deliver a pregnancy? They stand with rapists. They stand with domestic abusers. They stand with pedophiles.  Women are second class citizens to Republicans.

I think the best thing a new administration in the US could do is review the immigration status of the Musk brothers and assuming what they themselves admit strip them of their citizenship. Then for national security reasons remove him as CEO of space X watch the price drop then nationalise it.

Elon Musk is one of the scariest men alive. He should be deported from the U.S. for lying on immigration docs in the 1990s and never again allowed in this country. On the same day he whined about being called a Nazi, he reposted what sure sounds like a call for racial genocide.

Didn't realize until reading this that the Pride hats were optional. Like the guys who wore the hats and wrote bible verses on them didn't have to wear them at all. It's that classic Conservative move of acting oppressed by something that nobody forced them to do

More 10-year-olds say they want puppies than parents do. What's behind the divide?

Actually, they call him a Nazi because he repeatedly gave a Nazi salute on national TV, is trying to start a race war in Europe, and is partially responsible for 14 million deaths due to his interference in the U.S. government. For all that, no one wants him hurt, just indicted.

i for one have full confidence in the trump administration's ability to adequately refit a plane donated by a foreign government into a highly secure mobile command center for the united states executive, following their unquestionably successful renovation of A Large Pool of Water

The lightning in Amsterdam right now is insane. Like nothing I've ever seen before. Sadly no video reall capture it. The sky is lighting up like daylight. 🌩️ ⚡

Yesterday I had a string of scam calls about replacing my out of date o2 sim card. They were increasingly frustrated by my faux interest in their help but my lack of ability to give them my account details to help them confirm the order. I like to waste their time. (I haven't used o2 since 2005)

can't argue with this.

Elon Musk simultaneously has $1 trillion but doesn't have $20 billion.

Exc: First Government department quits Twitter over racism and violence concerns Richard Hermer sent a directive to staff last week saying the Attorney General's Office would be coming off the platform observer.co.uk/news/politic...

To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.

I'm not really for forcing players who don't want to wear the pride jersey into wearing one. I'd rather know who the hateful bigots are though so play the match and let those players tell us who they are. local21news.com/news/local/y...

Sweet summer child that I am, I couldn't quite believe the way that Johnson heaped honours on the idiot architects of the whole thing even as the inevitable reality emerged. Oh and the fact that Farage has waltzed away entirely unscathed...

How to recycle patriotism

"Not me! I'm different. I'm immune to propaganda. It's OK that I'm still there, see."

We remember what Elon Musk's daughter said about him. Very relevant.

The UK government continues to use - and to fail to regulate - the site owned by the man calling for violence in the UK.

Get off of X, the racist site for racists.

DoD = Department of Defeat.

Not surprising, as she's never excelled in the water

somewhat to my surprise Elon has actually launched his much ballyhooed payment app in beta. something tells me it isn't going to get 50 percent of all global transactions like he promised it would! www.forbes.com/sites/ronshe...

it is worth underlying the fact that Musk's $1.4 trillion "net worth" is based on almost nothing aside from hype and lies. Tesla makes less profit than Midea (the air conditioner company), and Grok loses SpaceX so much money that it cancels out even that bitty profit

If you say “I support Palestine Action”, they might put you in jail. If you incite a racist riot, they put you on TV.

So it looks like a Cadbury's boycott is needed then. www.bbc.com/news/article...