im sorry if this offends but i believe that you are in fact capable of learning new things, improving your skills, becoming a better person, and having a happier life than you currently do.

Life's too short to proofread posts

My boss: I'd like this information Me: We don't have this information. Boss: Actually, *my* boss would like this information *and* that information. Me: We have neither this information nor that information. Boss: This, that and the other information? Me: you're not going to believe it

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

There are basically two kinds of Op-Ed: “we must be allowed to say some slurs again in order to save higher education ” and “I have been wronged by a pigeon named Gary who stole my lunch.”

there are so many subtweets that stay in my drafts y'all

Watching the @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social livestream during my lunch and it keeps freezing with Lou and @erikaishii.bsky.social in the most joyful poses, I can't even be mad about it

Q is much higher in the alphabet than it should be. It should be down there with X Y and Z in my opinion.

Sometimes people say stupid things and I just let them because life's too short to argue with people. Sometimes people say really stupid things and I verbally pummel them until they are on the proverbial floor because life's too short not to argue with people. It's called balance.

NOW WHAT - dashare.zone ADMIN

this, unironically but not unshamefully

Everyone should be so lucky as to have a magnificent friend like @loadie.bsky.social

Feeding a toddler snacks around dogs is a real Chekhov’s Grapes situation

Leave it to @unwoundbobbin.co.uk to take a Tumblr meme and patchify it to perfection

Personally? I’m gonna make a better world so help me god

it's not going to ruin your life to admit two truths can exist at once, and if it does, that was a life worth ruining

Your joy is a sword

You're out here threatening another country with annihilation. I'm out here listening to lo-fi jams and collecting cunty little fairies in a productivity game. We are not the same.

if baseball is on than by law every building that is open to the public should have hot dogs for sale for a dollar.

At the lunchtime burger joint. I think it’s nice that “My Tummy Hurts” is admitting her love for a rat boy named Steve. We all date one of those in our 20s

"Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see Posts" Matthew 5:8

New shot of the Moon taken only a few hours ago by the Artemis II crew! More of the lunar far side coming into view :-D flic.kr/p/2s676GN

Sometimes people object to a concept as ‘made up’ and I have bad news about where concepts come from.

You have to admit it's a great day for comedy from Laser, Izzy Roland, and @vornietom.bsky.social

I cannot begin to quantify how excited I am for this madman's next season of tormenting comedians with facts, figures, and tiny doll shoes

There are numerous trade offs to having a big dog but I never thought "she can button mash my keyboard and email my boss" would be one of them

Some of the closest friends I'll ever have and best people I've ever known are as a result of seeing a woman running a sled dog team on Twitter and being like "huh that's cool"

The only time I get on Facebook is to bully a man who’s said something stupid, and that’s a reason I think we can all get behind

I'm never as furiously patriotic as I am tuning in to a hockey game.

I don't keep doomers in my feed but since apparently some folks do: "celebrate each and every win, loudly" is Organizing 101

One of the best things about the US Constitution is the fact that it binds a connective web of postal service to the building of a nation. It is a genuine shame that such a clause was not included in the repatriation of the Canadian Constitution in 82.

do you believe in ghosts or are you like me, a person who finds themself saying all the time “I absolutely don’t believe in ghosts, but this place has ghosts.”

“The ultimate luxury is privacy,” It's not. The ultimate luxury is community. These people keep paying more and more for isolation when we know from research that we need community and that small pleasant interactions, like with the grocery store clerk, are really important.

in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority

Me: I don't think my dog is that smart. Selkie: barks furiously, doubles back when I come to see what's happening, races to kitchen and attempts to eat an entire chicken thigh off the counter.

Big day for people who care about other people

A more perfect encapsulation of these two dogs does not exist

Reupping because I haven't posted on here (working offline about it) but Canadians should join in to learn about Bill C-2, and find ways in your community to collaborate and resist this anti-immigrant bill. It's a problem for all of us! migrantrights.ca/actionslist/...

Building community is not about avoiding conflict, but about approaching conflict in good faith and with a shared goal of understanding and mutual respect. It will never not gall me to see someone profess to be a member of community and then shit all over others there. Miss me with the bullshit

The time is now. Right now. Time for literally all of us to push back against fascism. You don't have to and literally can't do EVERYTHING. Don't worry about that! Just pick the one or two issues/things you know and care about and join the people who are doing practical things to help.

My mom after a warlock turned her Gen Z: “Who do I look like? Labubu the fool!?

My latest tactic for behaviour management with Selkie is to say firmly "Snooze Time Activities Only!" She doesn't understand really but it also stops her from chewing my books.

how your email finds me

Yeah, I'm going to match that match. #UglyDogs, if you ever wanted to buy some art from Sol, now is the time. And you do want to get art from her, it is absolutely stunning.

Shared a long glance and knowing nod with the person carrying their Mexican takeout with the superior flavour of Jarritos - Lime (ofc)

A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂

HEY @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social I'm demanding immediate compensation for the emotional damage caused by the final 30 seconds of Ep 53 because WHAT THE FUCK