Zelenskyy, current president of Ukrain, won Ukraine’s Dancing with the Stars in 2006 and the video is even better than you’d expect. -Γιάννης Αντωνιάδης - jantoniadis (Threads)

We have come up with a brilliant plan to turn Reform UK into an unstoppable election-winning machine! The first thing we do is scrape all the fetid dregs from the bottom of the barrel of the last 14 years of Tory misery and failure…

This is dystopian… and not just because they’re dressed like a scene from the handmaids tale. These are mostly children. This is where Liam Ramos is being held. They’re screaming “let us out” and protesting the brutal conditions. These kids are braver than every ICE thug holding them hostages

Chancers, hooligans, vandals, and idiots - who think they're the smartest people in the room.

"Who left the gate open at the c**t farm?"

Not just journalists…

Same in the UK, probably getting worse with the disappearance of ‘intellectual’ Tories & Reform’s glorification of pig ignorance. I never know how to articulate this without making the problem worse! (As demonstrated above.)

We should always refer to any male Reform member under 30 as "young men of military age".

The defection of Suella Braverman, who was sacked twice from Government in disgrace, spent £700m of taxpayers' money to send four volunteers to Rwanda on a deportation scheme that was then scrapped and has a public approval rating of minus 32 is currently being described as a "major coup" for Reform

"I feel like I've come home," Suella Braverman tells assembled Reform UK voters. Funny thing - the word on the tip of their tongue, looking at her, is also 'repatriation'.

Braverman joining Reform is a bit of a surprise. I didn't realise she was that left wing.

Reform is basically a suburban petrol station's DVD bin of Tory politicians.

Boycott the World Cup Not a foot should be set in that country until the madness stops

For decades, the American right has insisted that people need firearms for personal safety and to resist potential government tyranny. And then LBC just had some US general on who suggested that if a demonstrator has a gun with them, they're essentially a legitimate target. Which is it?

15 years ago I borrowed a bulletproof vest from a reporter so I could report from a war zone. I held onto it after I returned. Last week the reporter finally asked for it back because he is headed to Minneapolis.

Ironically, this quote is fake

"Social media firms have come to ban 'kicking and screaming', says Australia eSafety boss. Social media platforms do not want Australia's landmark social media ban to be successful in case it incentivises other countries to follow suit, the nation's internet regulator has told the BBC."

that Farage and Badenoch want ICE-style action in the UK should be enough to end them

Good point. I also see it as further evidence that their whole "sovereignty" shtick was just a lie they used to manipulate people who didn't know better about the EU.

The multilayered idiocy of this in policy and economic terms aside, just imagine aspiring to be, out of every country in the world, the one that is in a constant state of war with every one of its neighbours. And this is the man Johnson appointed to negotiate our most important ever trade deal.

Brilliant (Finally, AI worth the water) #DemonFlyingFox #Greenland

These folks @demonflyingfox … are geniuses. Recommend checking them out on YouTube youtu.be/PWMnNoHshRA?...

There is no level of Hell deep enough for ICE.

CNN put together a clip of JD Vance claiming ICE agents have "absolute immunity" followed by him two weeks later claiming "I didn't say that officers who engage in wrongdoing would enjoy immunity"

The #1 reason that Putin invaded Ukraine in 2022 was to stop Ukraine from succeeding as a capitalist democracy with real freedom and prosperity for their people. If Ukraine achieved what Poland achieved before them, then this would have led to revolution in Russia within a decade.

Trump imposing tariffs...

ARTE

You know who”stayed a little back” in VIetnam? DJT.

"Slavery was real" Tiny sign at the base of a brick wall that, until yesterday, held panels about the people enslaved by George Washington. Presidents House, Philadelphia.

Sharing obvious AI slop, but wokely

You're watching BBC Scotland.

Where are the poppy patriots? Why are they completely silent on this grotesque insult to our armed forces and specifically the 2,000 UK service and civilian personnel who were injured and the 457 who died in Afghanistan?

Adeel Akhtar #desertislanddiscs what a lovely human

“Take back control” and give it all to a deeply narcissistic, malignant, unreliable and corrupt American President who is dementedly destabilising the West and siding with Putin to do so. Brexiters made utterly mad by their own abject failure.

BANX/FT

🎉 Green GAIN from Reform! 🎉 💚 Congratulations to Lian Pizzey on being elected in Horsley division on Derbyshire County Council!

In a first-of-its-kind win, the Greens gained a council seat from Reform in a Derbyshire by-election on 20 January. Green candidate Lian Pizzey beat Reform’s Juliette Stevens by 1,341 votes to 1,091. www.thecanary.co/uk/news/2026...

Paul Lumber, who spent several spells in prison in his younger days for football-related violence, has died after falling from a ladder while hanging up Union Jack flags on lampposts in South Bristol. www.devonlive.com/news/local-n...

Nominations already coming in for the 2026 Darwin Awards BBC News - Bristol man died in ladder fall tying Union flags to lampposts www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Danish PM in Chequers today

One interesting thing about Erika Kirk's "Make Heaven Crowded Tour" is that she's doing it in partnership with Pastor Greg Laurie Laurie has been sued in federal court with allegations of child abuse and trafficking (🧵)

Isn't this a telling aspiration? To want robots to look after your kids, so you can do stuff, rather than robots to do stuff, so you can spend time with your kids? The darkness inside these shrivelled men must be like a gaping unfillable void.

Accurate

Confirmed #BoardOfPeace members: - Gripper Stebson - Mr Wilmot-Brown - Jez Quigley - The Sheriff of Nottingham - Nogbad the Bad

She was absolutely right. And she would have been an amazing President.

Congress is silent about the Epstein files because it's not their kids being raped by Fuck Face.

Interacting with the great British on camera has always been fun.