When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

If I owned at toilet company my top "Presidential Model" would feature the Joseph Robinette Bidet aka LETS GO BUMDONE!

A new American epic. HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS plays this Saturday March 7th at Midnight🦫 Get Tickets Now: musicboxtheatre.com/films-and-ev...

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

Magnificent! (imagine carrying a couch up those?)

It's bigger than you think!

This will be me in 8 hours

Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening - Robert Frost, 1923

The Gom Japurrrr!

Fun fact: No Sleep Til Brooklyn was inspired by a toddler on a road trip

Ever wonder how many times the phrase "coms are down" has been used in popular media? I do sometimes.

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.

"Why are you crying? It's just a kids movie." The movie:

If you're arrested in Illinois protesting Trump's illegal war against Iran, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at [email protected]. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.

Lots of people making fun of this, but as someone who showers a disabled person, this is a goddamn dream.

After WWII, the Allied powers installed democracies in Germany, Italy, and Japan. All three stable 80+ years later. We tried the same formula in Afghanistan (2001) and Iraq (2003). Hundreds of thousands died. The Taliban rules Afghanistan today. Why? 1/

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

> @covie93.bsky.social

Finishing up the really fun God's Junk Drawer by @peterclines.com and I was happy and surprised to encounter my first mention of BlueSky in fiction!

Southview on Saturday. Today's start in Chicago.

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

Anthropic is now the Lyft of coal-powered auto-complete.

So anyway I guess this is what it feels like to be one of the tiny humans running through the streets while the giant supervillain monsters are fighting by throwing passengers trains and apartment buildings at each other

@rey-notnecessarily.bsky.social are you running fully locally on the pi or do you reach out to an external API?

Let me emphasize this. Without your support, Nechromia doesn't exist. If Netflix loses a subscriber it doesn't make a difference, but $15 a month to me, is like, real food in the table.

art reveal 🤏

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hidden behind Whirlyball and under a billboard is the last survivor of a group of 10 cottages built in 1882 by developer James M. Allen

The Nothingness That Was Prior to the Universe (1617) Image: engraving in the book Utriusque cosmi by Robert Fludd / Public Domain Image Archive

This style of light doesn't really appear in animation anymore. You know it when you see it -- it's bright, hot and almost dangerous. Our new issue explores the tricks behind it, and how one artist has revived the look for the digital age: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/dangerous-...

This SOTU could've been an email.

CW: Medical diagnosis of a loved one, mutual aid request My best friend of 14 years and someone who's been there for me more times than I can count, has been diagnosed with stage 4 rectal and liver cancer. I learned the news a few days ago after he's been in the hospital since Wednesday.

- Leads - Does Machines - Cool but Rude - Party Dude

Other Doctor: Damnit?! Did you just inject a patient with Frank's Red Hot?! House MD: I inject that *}%^ In everything.

Other Doctor: Damnit?! Did you just inject a patient with Frank's Red Hot?! House MD: I inject that *}%^ In everything.

I want to thank the early birds in "Choose Your OwnCharity" initiative for the 2026 eChallengeCoin and 2025 eChallengeCoin. aosc.cc/eccn2026 People have chosen so many great programs 🤗

An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

Fascinating. h/t @sorenspicknall.bsky.social

I made an app. play.google.com/store/apps/d... Nearby Glasses is here to warn you when smart glasses are nearby. I hope it's useful for someone. Nearby Glasses's open source, free and rather simple github.com/yjeanrenaud/... It's also downloadable outside the Play Store. iOS port is in the making

This is the most incredible footage of blue whales I’ve ever seen

I laughed at this joke in French. I don't speak French which made getting the punchline even more fun.

My favourite post-game credits sequence is Zelda: Link to the Past. It's super lovely to check in on all the weirdos you met along the way.

It's snowin' on Lake Michigan!

The source is lost to time, but this is one of the funniest photos ever taken

Today I learned Canadian tires are shaped like triangles. I assume it has something to do with traction in deep snow.

Well this fucking sucks. The Amazing Digital Circus is fantastic, and fans acting like this can go straight to hell. Stop being assholes to people doing cool stuff online - if you don’t like the direction it’s going, go watch something else.

It's after midnight. Should I go to sleep OR Fight the Fiendlord?

Dang that's good

We took our then 3yo to see Zootopia. Theater full of little kids. They accidentally showed Zoolander 2 which starts with Justin Bieber being gunned down. Then they said they'd fix it and 40min later they said they couldn't for some technical reason. At that point my daughter started bawling.

2026 basically