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"I'll have meat and yogurt," said the Health Secretary, his voice box rattling like a decaying wooden roller coaster. "It's healthier," he added, as his forehead skin exploded into black and maroon flowers of biotic rot and his nose slid off his face into his plate of raw chicken pieces.

There is simply no moral argument for allowing war criminals to compete at the Olympics.

"Each plot can accommodate one full-body burial and two sets of cremated remains, or, four sets of cremated remains."

The entire anti wokeness nonsense of the past decade was about making this kind of gutter racism broadly acceptable again bsky.app/profile/adam...

Been thinking about this in light of this post going viral yesterday - there’s this strange belief that online leftposters hold enough political influence that voicing disapproval will sabotage democrat campaigns, but are irrelevant enough that politicians wanting votes should ignore their concerns

Feel like it would be much easier and safer to simply develop the physical and mental discipline to maintain a huge boner during suit measurements, and remain flaccid during competition. Simple as.

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the Epstein files are really devastating because they remind me of how many girls and women miss out on professional opportunities, mentorship and careers because of how many powerful, rich and influential men only view girls and women — and interactions with them — through the lens of sex

let me rot in my cave like god intended

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i think people should consider the extent to which bannon, a known bullshit artist, knows that you will see this and panic. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Great! Democrats' very grown-up insistence to always reach across the aisle to work with their distinguished republican counterparts produces the outcome everyone with a functioning brain anticipated!

That Jeff Bezos's Amazon gave Brett Ratner, someone photographed with Jeffrey Epstein and in the Epstein Files, $75 million to make a doc about Melania Trump, while he chooses to destroy The Washington Post, says about all you need to know.

Helluva post but I must lightly push back @jpbrammer.bsky.social - THIS was worth our time 🙏

The big tech founder whose 417-foot, $500 million superyacht needs a 256-foot, $75 million superyacht to "shadow" it -- because the bigger yacht lacks a helipad -- had to cut his paper's newsroom almost in half, for reasons

For sure man: Larry Summers, Peter Thiel, Ehud Barak, Peter Mandelson, Bill Gates, and basically every other oligarch, power broker and political bigwig in the western power structure were all taken in by a devious Russian plot to enact the precise policy suite they’ve espoused their entire careers.

You can have a civilized society, or you can have billionaires, but you can't have both

heartbreaking to see public health people people get as far as “ICE detention is a driver of disease” only to call for increased funding for ICE medical services not “free them all for public health”

And if any Democrat is interested in not having elections stolen with ICE’s help as planned by degenerate Epstein pal Steve Bannon, you might wanna stop pleading and mewling to the fascist enemy and use all your levers of power NOW. We could use some fucking help, frankly. bsky.app/profile/iwil...

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"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years

The debate format TV show has killed more brain cells in the last decade and a half than all the moonshine ever made combined in human hisory

you don't say? at some point we're going to acknowledge what every study ever on this subject has said, right? right? www.independent.co.uk/news/science...

ICE can’t get judicial warrants not because the process is complicated, they don’t have probable cause. They could not swear it in an oath. It is that fucking simple and any reporting on statements from them should say so.

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punxsutawney phil (just had visions of pestilence, blood rain, malignant false idols, stillborn livestock): uuuh 6 more weeks of winter

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For decades Republicans have pulled this bad faith who me bullshit We simply don’t have to accept this

You know what punishment would most affect these millionaires and billionaire pedophiles? Take away all their money, compensate the victims, and redistribute the rest to social infrastructure, including Universal Basic Income. #EpsteinFiles

ADDERALL FOR BRIDGE TOURNAMENTS? BRIDGE? WHAT THE FUCK IS BILLIONS GOOD FOR DIPSHIT. MORE WEALTH THAN MOST COUNTRIES AND YOU PLAY BRIDGE, A GAME YOU PLAY SO BADLY YOU NEED ADDERALL TO PERFORM?

i just want access to the same stimulants bill gates gets to play bridge

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

Another banger from Jonathan Guyer, who's been on the USAID-Gaza beat for a few years. If anyone wonders why I really, really hate Joe Biden and his administration? It's because I had to work for them on Gaza. They're evil, evil people who deserve prison.

“Why aren’t colleges doing more to address antisemitism?” is the fake argument. “Should students be allowed to protest genocide in Gaza?” is the real argument.

“Is it fair to cis girls to allow trans girls to compete in sporting events?” is the fake argument. “Should trans people be allowed to exist?” is the real argument.

“Do vaccines cause autism?” is the fake argument. “Should anti-science regime functionaries be allowed to overrule medical professionals and decades of established science however they wish?” is the real argument.

“Does the 14th Amendment actually say something secret and hidden about birthright citizenship?” is the fake argument. “Should Donald Trump be able to rewrite the Constitution by executive fiat?” is the real argument. Republicans believe yes but don’t want to have to voice that argument!

This week is a good example. “Was Renee Good a domestic terrorist who tried to run over an ICE agent?” is a completely fake argument. The real argument is “should ICE under Trump be allowed to kill anyone they wish with impunity in service of ethnic cleansing initiatives?”

so tired of calling my senators with new reasons for why they can’t make a deal on the DHS funding but I’m going to keep calling A judge told them not to arrest Don Lemon and they are of course breaking the law You cannot trust them not to break the law!!!!!!!

the primary blocker to UBI is the puritan belief that humanity is so sinful and depraved that it should not be permitted personhood unless it becomes 'civilised' that's how liberal social policy ended up asserting that helping people would harm them but hurting people would help them

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