🚦 THIS IS A CHECKPOINT 🚦 Take a huge breath & hold it in for 7 seconds while you think something nice about yourself then exhale slowly bye

Halloween 2025: A Story in 3 Parts

Sub dads are the best dads

Do it. ✍🏻

Listen. People just enjoy the foreplay. I don’t. I need the full experience.

Who’s hole do I got to fuck around here!?

...What if you used your psychic Pokémon to turn you into a dumb drooling dog?

sorry mr janitor! commission 🧔‍♂️💦🧔‍♂️💦🧔‍♂️

Summer body ready to put on a show

Let's see your best 'just out of the shower' pic - towel optional

Quick, go outside and fuck in this glorious rain storm. This is perfect.

Tis the season!

If you have a platform, today is the time to once again reassure our trans family and the younger generation who may not be out, or considering self harm, that the world is a better place with all queers in it. Reach out to anyone if you need to talk, reassure each other. Queers support queers.

Where my Chicago gays at? #chicago #gay #lgbtq #repost

Started a list of content creators based in Chicago. Sure I missed some, feel free to make suggestions bsky.app/profile/did:...

✨ Happy #FatCockFriday! ✨ Remember to put them to good use today 😈 sharing is caring #fcf #fdf

Quitting twitter for bluesky

Happy Easter! He has RISEN!

An important message.

Happy Good #FatCockFriday #FCF #FDF

Celebrating this Fat Cock Friday with the birthday pig @dukerough.bsky.social #FCF #FDF

Where my digidestined at?

What day was for softies again?

Jockstrap thread Here's 2 of the latest additions to the collection

Do front humps count on hump day?

Thick meat and a shiny new ring—this #FCF is coming in hard! 😜 #FDF #FatCockFriday

RIP double Scorpio. I hope no one else is affected. www.fastcompany.com/91298370/fda...

Shots from the lunar eclipse last night. #lunareclipse #bloodmoon

fixed it 👀

Nose deep in @s-nexxie.bsky.social musky multiple week marinated jockstrap. #HappyPiglet #LuckyPiglet

I NEED GOOD, THOUGHTFUL LEADERS TO GET WAY BETTER AT USING THE INTERNET LIKE FIVE YEARS AGO

big cums from a big man

just a guy being a dude 💦🎮💨 for anon

Me laying in bed pretending I’m not gonna jorq it before I get my day started

Happy #fcf And for my first trick, with the help of my assistant @dukerough.bsky.social I will make a dick appear! #FatCockFriday #FatDickFriday

Twice the cock Twice the fun Happy #FCF #FatCockFriday

This would be ideal right now

Who is also super horny today? 🙌😈

In a perfect world, I’d own an island or forest preserve and dedicate it to exhibitionists and cruising.

Make Porn Homemade Again!

I had so much fun painting these lil guys and I would love to do more job classes from the Final Fantasy series. I hope you had fun following my little journey. Which Psyduck was your favorite?

Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.

I'm open for business

If you see this, post a ghost type Pokémon

Find yourself before you go looking for someone else...