He’s drooling again 😒

I saw my coworkers ai tattoo and it does, unfortunately, look like ai 😬

I’m going to be strong and abstain from the toy companies having sales today. And this time I’m serious 😤

I went to bed fully snuggled up in sheets and woke up ass out 😅

I block every ai bear/gay account on IG I come across. I see the mutuals following those accounts and, well, some of y’all are so incredibly weak.

Arm day went quite well today. 🙂‍↕️

crying pissing throwing up

Bought a cage shaped like a bull. It came with a matching lead that goes through the nose ring 🥹

I haven’t done anything this year for pride again 😔

Forgot to silence my phone while ordering Taco Bell. Now the whole branch knows I’m a mini taco salad and Cinnabon delight WHORE 😭

Today was an impromptu beach filler episode and god damn did I need that 😮‍💨

Was considering catching a matinee of Stop That Train but it turns out theaters near me only have showings at 11 PM lmao

Am I really about to start being 🕳️ at 11:45 pm?

When I was a kid I assumed sushi was only served this way and was SO disappointed the first time I went to a sushi restaurant (with my parents no less) and got sat at a table 😭

And here’s where my FCF post would go

Oh god I’m hot. This bout to be a crop top summerrrrrr

harness idea i have not been able to stop thinking about

I need a pedicure real bad but I’m also embarrassed to get one because it’s been so long 😬

BREAKING: Georgia lawmakers have taken redistricting off the table as a result of public pressure. The state will no longer consider a new, racist map that would have diluted Black voting power. This victory makes it loud and clear: Our demands are working.

Given all of the recent genAI discussion, I wish to repost this.

Fun fact: the noise at the end is another way to request for another helping 🙂‍↕️

Jailed for being too horny 😔

Hey bro, if you shuffle my deck, I'll shuffle yours😏💪🏾

Something something locked by much smaller or much bigger dom until I gain 20lbs of muscle something something complete

God damn I can’t remember the last time I slept in so late 😵‍💫

Hmmm what’s the vibe this eve? Tentacle or centuar? 🤔

Talking to my coworker about tattoos. I tell about my suit, she tells me about how ChatGPT whipped up something she really likes 😕

Let me choke you a little bit, with my cock Finally getting to show off my scene with @loadsoflogan.bsky.social soon!

What's it like having big calves

Food…. Water… meaning in employment besides a paycheck…

Little snack before bed 😅

I think I finally found my tattoo artist! After talking with him I may expanding my idea into a body suit

Not to be a ho on main but wow I really use some fists rn 🥴

I keep stopping just before an anal orgasm 😫lol

Just confirmed one of my friends that id let raw dog me in a dark alley if he asked is straight. I’m gonna need some time to heal from this 😭

I’ve been at the hospital all god damn day (for my mom, shes fine no complications etc) and I simply cannot understand why this process is taking so long for a surgery that was less than an hour. Let us leave! 😩

I hope whichever artist I go with enjoys ass because they’re gonna have a lot of work to do back there

you caught me with my milkers out

Biting into a fresh Cinnabon delight is kinda what I imaging taking a load in the mouth feels like

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I keep finding PERFECT tattoo artists that are in LA, Seattle, Chicago, London, New York, Dallas, Seoul, Manila, Tokyo, San Francisco etc etc 😩😩😩 I know tattoo tourism is a thing but gimmie a break!

it HURTS seeing others live your dreams

Two plates of Panda Express stand before me. Will one of them survive to be lunch tomorrow?

My first gogo gig went fantastically! I cannot wait to do it again hopefully with better mobility lmao

Hi Gay, Happy Pride Month ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

I saw a guy with ball enhancement irl for the first time last night and I have a MIGHTY need

Had to take a week off bc work kicked my ass😩 but ready to EMBIGGEN myself again

4 days seems like a long time to wait for a reply to a tattoo inquiry.