Nah, really bro, it’s cool. I wanted to yank it tonight.

It’s been a surprisingly upbeat week. You can feel a little bit of joy in the air. Bring it to a climax, this Sunday with Tea in Aville, @meetinghousetavern.bsky.social in Chicago

We hope to see you there!

This Saturday at Cell Block

Just 10 days away! Get your tickets now!

Socials, dances, gatherings all of it. We see so much happening in queer spaces celebrating the amazing queer communities here in this magnificent city. A truly heartfelt thank you to every producer, manager, promoter & gatherer out there. Thank you for continuing to bring people together. We ❤️ you!

The first round of promos are out for The Jock Hop at @cellblockchi.bsky.social The grease monkey The Soda Jerk Greased Lightning Summer Lovin’ @danomiyte.bsky.social @schwarzebar.bsky.social #gayhalloween #halstedhalloween #jockstrap #sexyhalloween

Happy Market days weekend Chicago! Please celebrate safely and be nice and patient with the bar/event staff.

Quick, go outside and fuck in this glorious rain storm. This is perfect.

They can never take away your voice. Be loud, be proud and protest this fuckery! America is democracy and we don’t have a king. #NOKINGS

Touch it, feel it, sniff it, lick it, suck it, swallow it, fuck it! #fatcockfriday #foreskinmafia #foreskin #blackcock #fatcock #chicagodick #cockring #veinydick #BBC #cumpig #cumshot #xxx #gaysky #gaymuscle #gayfuck #fcf #uncutcock #uncutdick #iloveforeskin

That Friday morning stretch ♊️ Have a great day everyone ✌🏼

Saying something nice makes 2 people feel good. Try it.

It’s Wednesday, ya’ll fuckin? Let’s fuck!

Alexa play One in a million by Bosson.

Saturday Night! April 26! Join us for a Journey to the Center of Uranus! Outer space disco 9-close by DJ Zack! Sunday Bunday, April 27! 80s Cruise Dance Party with Nevin & DJ Harry T! Package & Bulge contest hosted by Altys creator @cchi54.bsky.social! 3-close! Only at Cell Block!

Thank you so much everyone that came out and supported. The former ALTY winners and nominees, the current class of 2025, the friends & fans. Thank you so much to Cell Block for hosting us again and the gorgeous plaques. 2026 ALTYs are already being planned and will be our biggest and best year yet!

Well, that was unexpected. Kinda shot our wad too quickly. Next year we will give ourselves an award for fastest ALTY ceremony ever. 11 minutes LOL. Thank you all for the support and coming out. Now let’s get our dicks out!

@uptownplanespot.bsky.social @winesizedguy.bsky.social @cellblockchi.bsky.social

@hrnyonmane.bsky.social @jacksonhowell.bsky.social @luisbelmont.bsky.social @localmixedboy.bsky.social @mikerosoftexcel.bsky.social @maximomstry.bsky.social @mdh60640.bsky.social @plutosinferno.bsky.social @rewlobo.bsky.social @sideshowblob.bsky.social @schwarzebar.bsky.social

@altdesigner.bsky.social @bigbootybiggg.bsky.social @chicagopapi.bsky.social @chicagosgoodboy.bsky.social @chigapeach.bsky.social @chimaxxie.bsky.social @erictyrellxxx.bsky.social @gaysgaze.bsky.social @hotpinkcamo.bsky.social @headspacetex.bsky.social @harlanfh.bsky.social @itsme.lgbt

For those inquiring, there is no cover for the ALTY’s Hall of Fame Ceremony. And yes the back room will be open. See you tomorrow night at @cellblockchi.bsky.social

What a beautiful group of humans! Cant wait to celebrate them this Wednesday at @cellblockchi.bsky.social for the ALTY Hall of Fame induction ceremony!

This Wednesday April 16th we will induct 26 individuals into the ALTY hall of fame. The ceremony is at @cellblockchi.bsky.social Please join us and meet some of Chicagos finest smut producers. Looking to make friends with likeminded folk? Want to find folks to collab with? This event is for you!

The awards are designed and ordered. Please join us April 16th at @cellblockchi.bsky.social at 830pm as we induct our 26 ALTY Hall of Fame Honorees for 2025. Such an amazing group of content creators and advocates of online sexiness. Surely it will be another amazing ALTY ceremony!

If anyone selected to be honored at the ALTY hall of fame would like to be withdrawn for any reason, please let us know. We appreciate you putting your gorgeous smut on the internet but understand if you prefer to not participate. As always this is all in good fun & just way to bring folks together.

The following accounts will be honored and induced into the ALTY HOF on April 16th at Cell Block. Ceremony at 830pm. @plutosinferno.bsky.social @rewlobo.bsky.social @sideshowblob.bsky.social @schwarzebar.bsky.social @uptownplanespot.bsky.social @ugreina.bsky.social @winesizedguy.bsky.social

The following accounts will be honored and induced into the ALTY hall of fame on April 16th at Cell Block. Ceremony at 830pm. @itsme.lgbt @jacksonhowell.bsky.social @luisbelmont.bsky.social @localmixedboy.bsky.social @mikerosoftexcel.bsky.social @maximomstry.bsky.social @mdh60640.bsky.social

The following accounts will be honored and induced into the ALTY hall of fame on April 16th at Cell Block. Ceremony at 830pm. @erictyrellxxx.bsky.social @gaysgaze.bsky.social @hotpinkcamo.bsky.social @headspacetex.bsky.social @harlanfh.bsky.social @hrnyonmane.bsky.social 2/3

The following accounts will be honored and induced into the ALTY hall of fame on April 16th at Cell Block. Ceremony at 830pm. @altdesigner.bsky.social @bigbootybiggg.bsky.social @chicagopapi.bsky.social @chicagosgoodboy.bsky.social @chigapeach.bsky.social @chimaxxie.bsky.social 1/3

Who are you looking forward to running into at the ALTYs Hall of Fame on April 16th at Cell Block?

Who will be honored at the ALTY Hall of Fame induction on April 16th at the legendary Cell Block you ask? Well we have 20 amazing honorees that we hope you will come out and support. Keep an eye on this page for more info soon!

April 16th at the Legendary @cellblockchi.bsky.social we will induct 20 honorees into the ALTY Hall Of Fame for their contributions to Chicagos alt community.