SEE YA'LL TODAY AT SUNDAY BUNDAY DICKSCO EDITION! 3PM - 2AM. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE

TONIGHT IS A VERY SPECIAL TRASH'D FEATURING BLU 9 + SWAN. DO NOT KEEP IS CLASSY TONIGHT... WE'RE MAKING IT TRASHY. #GETINHERE

SATURDAY NIGHT.... A SPECIAL EDITION TRASH'D PARTY FEATURING BLU 9 + SWAN. COME GET TRASH'D WITH US. #GETINHERE

ARRRROOOOOOOOO! JOIN US FOR PET AND HANDLER NIGHT AT THE LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK. HOSTED BY PUP JP LUCAS AND MUSIC BY PUP VANQUISH. COME GIVE OR GET A BONE TONIGHT. #GETINHERE

🚨BIG WEEKEND ALERT🚨 FRIDAY: RUFF TRADE SATURDAY: BEAR UNION SATURDAY: TRASH'D (BLU 9 + SWAN) SUNDAY: SUNDAY BUNDAY DICKSCO #GETINHERE

HAPPY THIRSTY THURSDAY! WHILE THE MEN ARE SMOKING HOT INSIDE THE CELL, WE PROMISE IT'S SMOKE FREE INSIDE. COME TAKE REFUGE WITH US TONIGHT. #GETINHERE

WHO SAYS THE WEEKEND HAS TO END ON SUNDAY? JOIN US TONIGHT FOR FLESHSHESH. DARK MEAT BEATS BY DJ BIRDOPRAXIS IN THE BACKBAR. COME, TASTE AND SEE. #GETINHERE

Another fantastic night at @cellblockchi.bsky.social Save the date: the next party will be October 10th!

HAPPY SUNDAY BUNDAY CHICAGO!! IT'S POWER PUMP 80'S PARTY AT SUNDAY BUNDAY TODAY. COME PUMP IT UP WITH US. 3PM - 2AM. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. GOOD VIBES. #GETINHERE

HAPPY SATURDAY KINKSTERS! WE HAVE TWO SIGNATURE EVENTS TONIGHT FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION. NERDS VS BULLIES AND JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF URANUS, OUTER SPACE DISCO IN THE BACK BAR. IT'S GONNA GET CRAZY! NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE COME EXPLORE URANUS.

🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨 THE LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO ANNOUNCES FULL MARKET DAYS 2026 SCHEDULE. YOU'LL THANK US LATER. #GETINHERE FULL DETAILS HERE: cellblockchi.com/market-days-2026

WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL CHEMISTRY PARTY BY DJ AUSTIN JAMES TONIGHT, DELIVERING CHICAGO HOUSE ALL NIGHT LONG. BACK BAR. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. NO BULLSHIT. #GETINHERE

NO ONE DOES THIRSTY THURSDAY LIKE THE LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK. SEE YOU TONIGHT. #GETINHERE

This Saturday at @cellblockchi.bsky.social the nerds and the bullies come out to play. Which side on your on? See you at 9!

HAPPY SUNDAY BUNDAY ONE AND ALL. JOIN US TODAY FOR A SPECIAL SUNDAY BUNDAY SUMMER HEAT EDITION. IT'S GONNA BE A HOT ONE. 3PM - 2AM. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE IF YOU WANNA SEE THE HEAT COME SEE THE MEAT!

You’re free-er on July 5! 🌞12:30-3:00 Sunday Fuck Club pop up play party. Tix at door. 🌞3:00-close: Sunday Bunday Summer Heat with guest DJ Adaptojake & a special late night DJ set from Zack. Only at the legendary @cellblockchi.bsky.social

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY. COME JOIN US FOR THE "FIREWORKS" AT LOAD TONIGHT AT YOUR LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO. #GETINHERE

HAPPY JULY 4TH EVE. WE'VE GOT A SPECIAL RIOT PARTY TONIGHT FEATURING DJ CATALYST IN THE BACK BAR. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINSHERE

HAPPY THIRSTY THURSDAY. ESCAPE THE HEAT WITH US TONIGHT. #GETINHERE

The stars have aligned and the only rising sign you need to worry about is the WEDGIE ME written on your waistband rising up your back. Come out for double the fun and double the briefs next week at @theholechicago.bsky.social on Thursday and @cellblockchi.bsky.social on Saturday

Join me on July 5 as I co-host with @sundaybunday.bsky.social and @catbrofelinyx.bsky.social Tuesday Night Fuck Club's pop-up Sunday Fuck Club! It will be at the legendary @cellblockchi.bsky.social. Tuesday Night F**k Club: meetu.ps/e/Q7HVS/61Lc...

CAN'T SAY ENOUGH ABOUT THIS AMAZING STAFF. WE ARE BLESSED. #GETINHERE

THANK YOU. #GETINHERE

PRIDE PARTIES AREN'T OVER WITH UNTIL WE SAY SO! TONIGHT, WE ARE ENDING PRIDE MONTH WITH ONE LAST PARTY, AND IT'S A GOOD ONE. FLESHSESH WITH DJ BIRDOBEAVERHOUSEN STARTS AT 8PM. BACK BAR. NO COVER. #GETINHERE

IT'S OFFICIAL. WE ARE HOLDING THE GAYEST PARTY EVER. IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED BY THE WORLD RECORD HOLDERS!!! W! THANK YOU CHICAGO! #GETINHERE

HAPPY PRIDE PARADE SUNDAY. CUSTOMERS, FRIENDS AND FAMILY ARE INVITED TO JOIN US IN OUR EXCLUSIVE LUXURY VIP VIEWING AREA. AND JOIN US AFTER THE PARADE FOR OUR GAYEST EVER SUNDAY BUNDAY. #GETINHERE

IT IS HAPPENING TONIGHT AT THE LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO. OUR BIGGEST PRIDE PARTY YET... TRASH'D. #GETINHERE

WE'VE SAVED OUR BEST EVENTS FOR THE LAST WEEKEND OF PRIDE MONTH. TONIGHT IS TRASH'D. FILTHY HOUSE MUSIC. LET'S BE NAUGHTY. #GETINHERE #PRIDE

THIRSTY THURSDAY is dripping all over Cell Block tonight. The bodies are hot, the drinks are stiff, and the back room energy is anything but innocent. Come get close, get loud, and let the thirst take over. No shame. No dry spells. 🔥 THIRSTY THURSDAY 📍 Cell Block Chicago 💦 Tonight #GETINHERE

ATTENTION: TOMORROW IS OUR PRIDE TRASH'D PARTY. DIRTY HOUSE MUSIC ALL NIGHT LONG. SEE YOU HERE. #GETINHERE

Who’s getting Trash’D with me on Friday at the legendary @cellblockchi.bsky.social? #GetInHere Stay trashy my friends! 😈🐽😈

TONIGHT WE'RE TAKING IT WAY-BACK... AND BENDING IT FORWARD.  SLIDE INTO THE BACK BAR FOR DIRTY BEATS, NO COVER, AND THE KIND OF WEDNESDAY YOUR UNDERWEAR WARNTED YOU ABOUT.  #GETINHERE

THIS IS THE PRIDE PARTY YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. TRASH'D IS BACK THIS FRIDAY. #GETINHERE

THIS FRIDAY NIGHT IS OUR PRIDE VERSION OF TRASH'D. SWEATY, TRASHY, DIRTY HOUSE MUSIC. NOT TO BE MISSED. #GETINHERE

Tonight! Must arrive by 7:30! cc: @sexhibitionandy.bsky.social & @catbrofelinyx.bsky.social Only at the legendary @cellblockchi.bsky.social

WORLD FAMOUS INTERNATIONAL PORN STAR AND THE BIGGEST DILF, BOBBY NIGHT XXX HAS JUST ENTERED THE LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CAGE WITH A SHOT OF MALÖRT. #GETINHERE

WE ARE GIVING AWAY MALÖRT PINS FOR EVERY MALÖRT SHOT SOLD. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. #GETINHERE

WE ARE HERE TO SERVE. YOU. #GETINHERE

A LITTLE RAIN DOESN'T STOP THE LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK DANCER CAGE. JOIN US FOR SUNDAY BUNDAY. 3PM - 2AM. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE

IF YOU AREN'T HERE YOU ARE MISSING THE SHOW. #GETINHERE

THE LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK STRIPPER CAGE HAS BEEN ACTIVATED. #GETINHERE

THE CELL BLOCK BEAR WISHES YOU AND YOURS A VERY HAPPY PRIDE. #GETINHERE

YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE! THE FIRST ENTERTAINER WILL BE ENTERING THE CELL BLOCK CAGE SHORTLY! HAPPY PRIDEFEST WEEKEND!

Celebrate Pride Fest weekend with us at Cell Block Chicago! Join TONIGHT for RUFF TRADE: our Pet & Handler Pride Party! Whether you're a playful pup or a proud handler, let's embrace the freedom to be ourselves. Get ready for a night of fun, community, and Pride! See you there! #GETINHERE

HAPPY THIRSTY THURSDAY. SEE YA'LL TONIGHT FOR A SPECIAL PRIDE EDITION THIRSTY THURSDAY. #GETINHERE

JOIN US TONIGHT FOR WAY-BACK WEDNESDAY. POOL AND DARTS IN THE FRONT BAR. CLASSIC CRUISING IN THE BACK BAR WITH SEXY MUSIC CURATED BY ZACK. #GETINHERE

TONIGHT, A SPECIAL TUESDAY MIXXXER IN THE BACK BAR. 8PM, HOSTED BY BARTENDER JOE. IT'S GONNA GET CRAZY. NO COVER. #GETINHERE

MONDAY JUNE 15, IS PRIDE NIGHT AT THE FEDERAL LANDMARK, WRIGLEY FIELD. CUBS PLAY AT 7:05. JOIN US BEFORE AND AFTER THE GAME FOR CUBS GIVE-A-WAYS AND CORN HOLE. AND, OF COURSE MALÖRT SHOTS. #GETINHERE