MONDAY MIXXXER MAKING CONNECTIONS… THE FUN WAY. STIFF DRINKS. EASY CHEMISTRY. NO EFFORT REQUIRED. ⛓️ 8PM ⛓️ NO COVER COME MIX. STAY CLOSE. 🔥 #GETINHERE

SUNDAY BUNDAY: Y2K WE’RE THROWING IT ALL THE WAY BACK… LOW-RISE ENERGY AND SONGS YOU STILL KNOW EVERY WORD TO. FROM BRITNEY TO BANGERS, IT’S A FULL-DAY THROWBACK THAT TURNS INTO A FULL-NIGHT PROBLEM. DJ AUSTIN JAMES & NEVIN KEEPING IT DIRTY ⛓️ 3PM–2AM ⛓️ NO COVER ⛓️ FREE CLOTHES CHECK

DAD’S HOME… AND HE’S BRINGING THE BEATS. DJ ROBBIE CARRIGAN TAKING OVER THE BOOTH WITH HOUSE THAT HITS HARD AND KEEPS YOU MOVING ALL NIGHT. NO BEDTIME. ⛓️ TONIGHT 8PM ⛓️ FREE COVER AND CLOTHES CHECK COME OVER TO DAD’S… HE DOESN’T MIND IF YOU STAY LATE.🔥 #GETINHERE

HAPPY NATIONAL PET DAY 🐾 GOOD BOYS GETS TREATS… BAD BOYS GET ATTENTION. EITHER WAY, WE’RE CELEBRATING BOTH TONIGHT. 😈

Who will see after dark at the legendary @cellblockchi.bsky.social tonight? 😈👀

LIGHTS OUT FRIDAY NIGHT... WHEN THE LIGHTS GO DOWN… EVERYTHING ELSE COMES OUT. NO SHAME. JUST BODIES, BEATS, AND WHATEVER HAPPENS IN THE DARK. NEVIN SPINNING ALL NIGHT. ⛓️ 8PM ⛓️ NO COVER ⛓️ FREE CLOTHES CHECK #GETINHERE

THIRSTY THURSDAY IS BACK. HYDRATION IS IMPORTANT… AND WE HAVE WHAT YOU ARE CRAVING. COLD DRINKS. WARM BODIES. GOOD VIBES. ⛓️ NO COVER COME THIRSTY. LEAVE…QUENCHED. 🍸🔥

WAY BACK WEDNESDAY... BACK WHEN THE BODIES WERE RIGHT… AND THE NIGHTS WENT A LITTLE LONGER. GOOD NEWS – NOTHING’S CHANGED. ⛓️ 8PM–2AM ⛓️ NO COVER ⛓️ BACK BAR COME PROVE IT. 🔥 FRONT BAR OPEN DAILY AT 1PM.

🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨 THE LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE WE HAVE BEEN NAMED AN OFFICIAL MALÖRT BAR. WE HUMBLY AND GRACIOUSLY ACCEPT THIS TRULY GREAT HONOR.

TONIGHT!!! FULL BLOWN TUESDAY NIGHT DICKSCO TAKEOVER💀🕺 🍑 ASS OUT 🕺 HIPS LYING 🍸 DRINKS STRONG ENOUGH TO TEXT YOUR EX 8PM – 2AM 🚫 NO COVER 👉 JUST VIBES AND SWEAT #GETINHERE

If we get to 75 Pole entries by Friday -- We will draw for additional 2 Holes... 3 in total

IT’S CALLED SELF-CARE.  LOOK IT UP. 🩲 Monday Mixxxer ⏰ 8PM

🚨BIG EVENT ALERT🚨 LOAD TURNS 4 YEARS OLD TODAY AT THE LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO. THIS WILL BE OUR BIGGEST LOAD EVER. COME SAVOR AND EXPERIENCE IT. TONIGHT. #GETINHERE

STARTING SOON. WE'RE READY. ARE YOU? NO COVER. #GETINHERE

TONIGHT IS RIOT, FEATURING DJ CATALYST SPINNING IN THE BACK BAR WITH LOW LIGHTS AND FILTHY ENERGY. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES/COAT CHECK. #GETINHERE

THIRSTY DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO COVER IT... NO COVER. #GETINHERE

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE HAVE KINKY KAROEKE IN THE FRONT BAR AND WEDNESDAY NIGHT DISCO IN THE BACK BAR TONIGHT. YOU ARE WELCOME! #GETINHERE

***THIS IS NOT AN APRIL FOOLS DAY JOKE*** JOIN US TONIGHT FOR KINKY KARAOKE WITH PHAB PHIL AND BARTENDER SERGIO. #GETINHERE

Came in 2nd place at Sexy Star Trek Trivia at @cellblockchi.bsky.social thank you for hosting such a fun Tuesday night event @gaygarak.bsky.social & @sundaybunday.bsky.social

BOLDLY GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE AND JOIN US FOR KINKY TRIVIA TONIGHT, STAR TREK EDITION. HOSTED BY THE OUTAGEOUS PHAB PHIL. #GETINHERE

WE HOPE YA’LL HAD A GREAT WEEKEND, BUT WE’RE READY FOR THE NEW WEEK, STARTING WITH OUR MONDAY MIXXXER TONIGHT.  7PM – 2AM.  BACK BAR.  NO COVER.  #GETINHERE.

Come on in and I'll guard your clothes as if they were my own (which doesn't mean much).

HAPPY SUNDAY BUNDAY CHICAGO. EXTRA BIG DICKSCO TODAY. 3PM - 2AM. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE

Get your hands on a good time! Sunday Bunday! Today! March 29! Extra Big Dicksco Dance Party by Nevin & DJ Austin James! No cover. Free coat and clothing check! Only inside the backroom bar at the legendary @cellblockchi.bsky.social

I’m hosting two killer events this week at the legendary @cellblockchi.bsky.social ! Come thru & play with meeeee! 🖖🎤

🚨TONIGHT🚨 OUR WORLD FAMOUS TRASH'D PARTY IS HOURS AWAY. COME GET TRASH'D WITH US. DJ MILTY EVANS & NEVIN. DIRTY FILTHY HOUSE MUSIC ALL NIGHT LONG. 8PM. #GETINHERE

🚨🔥TONIGHT🔥🚨 WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT… THINGS GET REAL AT THE LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO. NO COVER. NO EXCUSES. THE DARKER IT GETS, THE BETTER IT FEELS.  #GETINHERE

🚨TOMORROW NIGHT🚨 THIS SATURDAY IS OUR WORLD FAMOUS TRASH'D PARTY. COME GET TRASH'D WITH US. DJ MILTY EVANS & NEVIN. DIRTY FILTHY HOUSE MUSIC ALL NIGHT LONG. 8PM. #GETINHERE

WELCOME. IT'S THIRSTY THURSDAY. #GETINHERE

THIS SATURDAY IS OUR WORLD FAMOUS TRASH'D PARTY. COME GET TRASH'D WITH US. DJ MILTY EVANS & NEVIN. DIRTY FILTHY HOUSE MUSIC ALL NIGHT LONG. 8PM. #GETINHERE

Just got my Hole ticket for @thepolemarket.bsky.social at @cellblockchi.bsky.social for IML weekend 😈 Can’t wait to be a hole for all you sexy studs 🤤 #chicagogay #blackbottom #powerbottom #gaytattoo #blackass

HAPPY OPENING DAY CHICAGO! THE BOYS ARE FINALLY BACK. WE'LL HAVE EVERY CUBS GAME PLAYING LIVE IN THE FRONT BAR, ALL SEASON LONG. WORLD SERIES OR WE RIOT. AND, DON'T WORRY, OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PORN WILL CONTINUE TO PLAY IN THE BACK BAR, UNITERRUPTED. #GOCUBSGO #GETINHERE

HEY CHICAGO! IT’S HUMP DAY… ACT LIKE IT! 😈 JOIN US TONIGHT FOR WEDNESDAY NIGHT DICKSCO – WHERE THINGS GET SWEATY, MESSY, AND A LITTLE OUT OF CONTROL.  LOW LIGHTS, LOUD BEATS, HANDS WHERE THEY DON’T BELONG.   NO COVER.  #GETINHERE

THIS SATURDAY IS OUR WORLD FAMOUS TRASH'D PARTY. COME GET TRASH'D WITH US. DJ MILTY EVANS & NEVIN. DIRTY FILTHY HOUSE MUSIC ALL NIGHT LONG. 8PM. #GETINHERE

THIS SATURDAY IS OUR WORLD FAMOUS TRASH'D PARTY. COME GET TRASH'D WITH US. DJ MILTY EVANS AND & NEVIN. DIRTY FILTHY HOUSE MUSIC ALL NIGHT LONG. 8PM. #GETINHERE

Who wants to touch my butt tonight at @sundaybunday.bsky.social‘s Tuesday Night Fuck Club at @cellblockchi.bsky.social tonight? Remember to get there by 7:30PM www.meetup.com/tuesdaynight... #gaychicago #chicagogays

🚨 MONDAY MIXXXER TONIGHT 🚨 If you’ve been behaving all weekend… tonight’s your chance to fix that. The clothes are optional… The vibes are not. Come sweat it out, show it off, and get a little too close to strangers who won’t stay strangers for long 😈 #GETINHERE

HAPPY SUNDAY BUNDAY YA'LL, WHERE THE LESS YOU WEAR... THE BETTER IT GETS. GET YOUR TIGHTY WHITES OUT AND COME EXPLORE OUR CAVERNOUS BACKBAR. 3PM - 2AM. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE #TIGHTYWHITIES

ATTENTION BIG BOYS AND CHASERS.  CHUNK CHICAGO IS TONIGHT🪩🪩🪩 SPRING HAS SPRUNG AND SO ARE WE FOR THIS LINEUP 💦💦💦 DJS HOLE TEA & DICAP & THCRTANKER 🍖🍖🍖 GOGO BEARS TREMAINE & ERNESTO 👏👏👏 HOSTED BY MIKEY 🐽🐽🐽 LAST FEW TICKETS AVAILABLE @ CHUNK-PARTY.COM 🦍🦍🦍 9PM – 3AM  #GETINHERE

BEAR UNION IS TODAY. 3PM - 8PM BearCumUnion.com/chicago #getinhere

TONIGHT IS RUFF TRADE. SPECIAL PET HOST WOLFPUP BLADE WILL BE HERE ALONG WITH PET DJ TIGERBEATZ. GRAB YOUR LEASHES AND #GETINHERE

Tighty Whities party this week at Sunday Bunday! March 22! 3-close! Only at the legendary @cellblockchi.bsky.social

HAPPY THIRSTY THURSDAY.   AT YOUR LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK, THISTY ISN’T JUST ABOUT OUR DELICIOUS COCKTAILS.  BACK BAR OPEN AT 8PM. NO COVER. #GETINHERE

Tonight we’re back at it with KINKY KARAOKE w/ PHAB PHIL — where the mics are hot, the drinks are cold, and the crowd is… very friendly. No rules. No shame. Just a bar full of people pretending they’re “just here to sing” 😏 Come thirsty. Leave guilty. 🔥 9PM | Cell Block Chicago #GETINHERE

Calling all Holes and Poles

🍀 ST. PATRICK’S DAY IS HERE… AND SO ARE YOUR BAD DECISIONS 🍀 KINKY KARAOKE w/ PHAB PHIL is taking over — and trust us… this is not your average sing-along. 🎤 Sing something dirty 🍻 Drink something strong 🔥 Make a decision you’ll laugh about tomorrow

THE LUCK OF THE IRISH STARTS TOMORROW... BUT THE MISCHIEF STARTS TONIGHT. ST. PATRICK'S DAY EVE. CELL BLOCK CHICAGO. #GETINHERE

🍀 Luck isn’t the only thing getting rubbed today. 🍀 SUNDAY BUNDAY: DICKSCO ✨ St. Patrick’s Day Edition Dicksco by Nevin & DJ Austin James Green MALÖRT. Lucky boys. Bad decisions. 3PM-2AM. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK.  #GETINHERE Are you CUMMING for the green MALÖRT or the disco balls?

ATTENTION: THE GREEN MALÖRT ISN'T GOING TO DRINK ITSELF. JOIN US AFTER THE RIVER DYEING FOR OUR LIMITED EDITION ST. PADDY'S DAY MALÖRT. #GETLUCKY #GETINHERE