2026 HAS ARRIVED. COME CELEBRATE AND HANG LOOSE WITH US. TODAY. EXTRA BIG DISCO CRUISING PARTY. 3PM TO CLOSE. BACKBAR. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE

Start the new year right! Dicksco at the legendary @cellblockchi.bsky.social Cum dance and play. Hope to see all you sexy peeps today! 🕺🪩😈

THICK DICKS ONLY. HAPPY NEW YEAR CHICAGO!

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE. WE ARE READY TO SERVE AND PLEASE YOU. TONIGHT IS CHUNK IN THE BACK BAR WITH HOT GOGO BEARS. NO COVER EVER IN THE FRONT BAR. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE 🥂🎉🪅🥳

January 1 NYD Extra Big Dicksco! All disco all day & night! Free clothes check! DJ Austin! 3-close! Only at the legendary @cellblockchi.bsky.social

Chicago's BEEFIEST BEAR EVENT rings in the new year with a champagne toast, the best music, filthiest backroom, and ALL OF THE BIG BOYS! Tickets @ chunk-party.com #GETINHERE

It’s Tighty Whities Sunday Bunday! Plus 80s Cruise Dance Party! No cover. Free clothes check! Only at the legendary @cellblockchi.bsky.social

🚨ATTENTION🚨 TODAY WILL BE OUR LAST SUNDAY BUNDAY (OF THE YEAR). 80'S CRUISE AND TIGHTY WHITIES IS THE THEME TODAY. FUN BEGINS AT 3PM. ENDS AT 2AM. 2 GREAT DJS. NO COVER. FREE COAT/CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE

IT'S DADS AND LADS NIGHT! A VERY MAGICAL AND SPECIAL NIGHT INDEED. BACK BAR. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK. #GETINHERE

WE HAVE WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR. TONIGHT. NO COVER. FREE COAT/CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE

DIDN'T GET WHAT YOU WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS? COME UNWRAP SOMETHING IN THE DARK... SOMETHING YOU REALLY DESIRE AND NEED. TONIGHT AT THE LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO. NO COVER. FREE COAT/CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE

🪩🪩 Dec 27 Dad’s Backroom Disco with DJ Zack & @chicub87.bsky.social 🪩🪩 😈😈 Dec 28 Tighty Whities Sunday Bunday + 80s Cruise Dance Party with DJ Austin & Nevin. Only at the legendary @cellblockchi.bsky.social

My dance card will be full of @sundaybunday.bsky.social fun at the legendary @cellblockchi.bsky.social. Cum help me spread some holiday cheer! Hoe! Hoe! Hoe! Happy HoliGAYS! 🪩🕺🎄🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️😈

FROM THE CELL BLOCK FAMILY TO YOUR FAMILY, MERRY ASSMAS AND SEASON'S BREEDINGS. WE ARE OPEN NORMAL HOURS ON CHRISTMAS EVE (1PM - 2AM). WE WILL OPEN LATE ON CHRISTMAS DAY AT 5PM. #GETINHERE

Come in and give me your clothes.

COME CELEBRATE THE HOLEDAYS AT OUR DICKSO VERSION OF SUNDAY BUNDAY TODAY. 3PM - CLOSE. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT YA'LL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR. OUR SPECIAL HOLEMAS EDITION OF TRASH'D. #GETINHERE

Who’s going to get Trash’d with me tonight at the legendary @cellblockchi.bsky.social ? Cum hang out, dance, play and get Trash’d! 🕺🪩😈🐽🤤

HELLO CELL BLOCK FAMILY. WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE WE HAVE REPLACED THE SINK IN THE BACK BAR BATHROOM (FOR THE THIRD TIME THIS YEAR). PLEASE TREAT HER KINDLY. THANK YOU. #GETINHERE

Lots of Holi-GAY frisky fun at the legendary @cellblockchi.bsky.social! #getinhere 🕺🪩😈

MERRY HOLEMAS! COME SIT ON SANTA'S LAP TONIGHT AND GET YOUR PICTURE TAKEN WITH NAUGHTY SANTA. #GETINHERE

TONIGHT! Join solo pets and independent packs from across Chicago and everywhere else! Get scritches, treats, and playtime with all your favorite pups and pets.  No cover. Free clothing and gear check. Only at the legendary Cell Block.

OUR CHRISTMAS TRASH'D PARTY IS ONLY TWO DAYS AWAY. SEE YOU SLUTS SATURDAY. #GETINHERE

YA'LL COME SING YOUR ASS OFF TONIGHT AT KINKY KARAOKE WITH PHAB PHIL AND CREW. NO COVER. FREE COAT/CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE

ONLY THREE DAYS UNTIL THE TRASH'D PARTY RETURNS TO THE LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO. SEE YOU THERE ON SATURDAY. #GETINHERE

JOIN US TONIGHT FOR KINKY TRIVIA AND GAME NIGHT. WIN SOME GREAT PRIZES. #GETINHERE

IT MAY BE FREEZING OUTSIDE SO COME WARM UP AT SUNDAY BUNDAY AT YOUR LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO. TWO GREAT DJS AND LOTS OF HOT MEN. COME SWEAT WITH US. 3PM TO CLOSE. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE

MERRY THICKMAS CHICAGO! TONIGHT IS TWISTED BEAR! #GETINHERE

🚨TONIGHT🚨 NEW EVENT ALERT: CHEMISTRY BY AUSTIN JAMES. House music that awakens your sensuality. Austin James promises to bring you beats and tracks that help you connect — even with someone you might never have met before. NO COVER. FREE COAT AND CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE

YA'LL.. I GOTTA TELL YA, OUR NYE CHUNK PARTY IS GOING QUICK. I KNOW IT'S EARLY BUT YA'LL GOTTA BOOK IT SOON. WE DON'T WANT SCATHING MESSAGES WHEN YOU CAN'T GET IN. #GETINHERE

SATURDAY IS GOING TO BE FUN. MERRY THICKMAS. #GETINHERE

HEY CHICAGO. THIS SATURDAY IS TWISTED BEAR. #GETINHERE

IT'S MALÖRTMAS TIME IN THE CITY. PLEASE COME CHECK OUT OUR SPECIAL MALÖRTMAS BAR. COMPLIMENTARY COVER. #GETINHERE

HAPPY SUNDAY BUNDAY YA'LL. WE GOT WHAT YOU NEED TO STAY WARM. 3PM - CLOSE. 2 GREAT DJS. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE

FROM ALL OF US AT THE LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO. WE WANT TO WISH YOU A MERRY MALÖRTMAS. PLEASE STOP BY AND ENJOY THE MALÖRTMAS DECORATIONS ALL THROUGH OUT THE COMPOUND. #GETINHERE

OUR BIGGEST LOAD EVER. TONIGHT. AT YOUR LEGENDARY PREMIER CHICAGO LEATHER BAR. #GETINHERE

WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL LOAD TO SHARE WITH YOU TONIGHT. #GETINHERE

HAPPY FREAKY FRIDAY. WE'VE GOT A FULL WEEKEND OF ACTIVITIES PLANNED, JUST FOR YOU, STARTING TONIGHT WITH DJ CATALYST. GET OUT OF THE COLD AND WARM UP HERE. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. CHEAP DRINKS. #GETINHERE

THE SNOW DOESN'T STOP THE SUNDAY BUNDAY FUN AT THE LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO. 3PM - CLOSE. NO COVER.

COME GET TRASH'D WITH US TONIGHT. #GETINHERE

🚨BLACK FRIDAY SPECIAL🚨 LIGHTS OUT PARTY AT YOUR LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO. SOUNDS BY NEVIN. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE

HAPPY THANKSGIVING CHICAGO. OPEN AT 5PM TODAY.

HAPPY BLACKOUT WEDNESDAY! JOIN US TONIGHT FOR AN EXTRA BIG DISCKO PARTY. LIGHTS OUT IN THE BACK BAR. NO COVER, FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE

HAPPY BLACKOUT WEDNESDAY! JOIN US TONIGHT FOR AN EXTRA BIG DISCKO PARTY. LIGHTS OUT IN THE BACK BAR. NO COVER, FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE

A VERY HAPPY SUNDAY BUNDAY ONE AND ALL! 80'S CRUISE AND TIGHTY WHITIES TODAY AT YOUR LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO. 3PM - 2AM. NO COVER. 2 GREAT DJS. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE

🚨 URGENT 🚨 GRIZZLY RETURNS TO THE LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO TONIGHT. THANK YOU. #GETINHERE

TONIGHT IS RUFF TRADE, OUR MONTHLY EVENT FOR PUP AND PET PLAY. JOIN US! DJ CATALYST SPINNING IN THE BACK BAR. RUFF RUFF! NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE

Oh the weather outside is frightful… but also so is the bullying and wedgieing going on inside @cellblockchi.bsky.social! Join us on January 17 for the next Nerds vs Bullies party!

FROM OUR FAMILY TO YOUR FAMILY, WE WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY SUNDAY BUNDAY - DICKSO EDITION. 3PM - CLOSE. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE

It’s one of those @cellblockchi.bsky.social nights where the vibe is just vibing 😈