LOOK WHO TURNS 31 YEARS OLD TOMORROW. JOIN US FOR A CUSTOMER APPRECIATION DAY. FREE POOL, $4 OLD STYLES, $4 MALÖRT SHOTS ALL DAY & NIGHT. FREE PIZZA @ 6PM. THANK YOU CHICAGO. WE ❤️ LOVE YOU. #GETINHERE

TONIGHT... AS WE CELEBRATE OUR 31ST ANNIVERSARY WEEKEND, ENJOY THE QUEEN OF POP WHO HAS BEEN WITH US SINCE DAY 1. BACK BAR, ALL MADONNA ALL NIGHT. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE

TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE FUN. House, EDM, & Darkwave beats by DJ Catalyst in the back bar. FREE COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. STRONG DRINKS. #GETINHERE

HAPPY THIRSTY THURSDAY AT YOUR LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO. SEE YOU TONIGHT. PANTS OPTIONAL. #GETINHERE

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY. IML ISN'T OVER YET! JOIN US FOR ONE LAST FABULOUS EVENT. IML XXXTRA. 3PM - 2AM. #IML #IMLBB NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE MORE DETAILS HERE: cellblockchi.com/iml-2026

HAPPY IML SUNDAY BUNDAY. WE HAVE IML SUNDAY BUNDAY DISCO SWEAT TODAY. 3PM TO 2AM. #IML #IMLBB #GETINHERE FULL IML DETAILS HERE: cellblockchi.com/iml-2026

First of all, Thank you's are in order. To @cellblockchi.bsky.social , Daddy's Spit Lube, @dilfbilt.bsky.social , The Furniture Daddies, and you sluts for your 500+ Lottery Submissions. Today was a success. The Floor was full of energy from first load to last. The Pole Market will be back

HAPPY IML SATURDAY! TONIGHT IS SLEAZE HAUS AT THE LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO. FULL DETAILS HERE: cellblockchi.com/iml-2026 #IML #IMLBB #GETINHERE

IT'S TIME CHICAGO! TONIGHT IS TRASH'D! WE CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU. W! #GETINHERE #IML #IMLBB

HAPPY IML FRIDAY! IT WAS GREAT SEEING EVERYONE LAST NIGHT. TONIGHT IS ONE OF OUR SIGNATURE EVENTS - TRASH'D. YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT. #IML #IMLBB #GETINHERE FULL IML SCHEDULE HERE: cellblockchi.com/iml-2026

I’ll be at @cellblockchi.bsky.social tonight for Ruff Trade Let me sniff and milk your bone 🐶 #gaypup #chicagogay #blackbottom #powerbottom #gaytattoo

I’m going to have a full dance card this weekend! 🕺🪩😏😈 #IMLBB #IML2026 #GetInHere

OUR FULL IML LINEUP IS HERE: cellblockchi.com/iml-2026 #IML #IMLBB #GETINHERE

WELCOME TO CHICAGO. WELCOME TO IMLBB. WELCOME TO THE LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK. SEE YOU TONIGHT FOR RUFF TRADE! #GETINHERE OUR FULL IML LINEUP: cellblockchi.com/iml-2026

WE'RE KICKING OFF IML WEEK WITH AN EXXXTRA SPECIAL MONDAY MIXXXER. JOIN US TONIGHT. #GETINHERE #IML

WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING ALL YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACES AT SUNDAY BUNDAY TODAY AT YOUR LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO. 3PM - 2AM. #GETINHERE

THE PROCESS IS TONIGHT. #GETINHERE

TONIGHT: THE PROCESS The dark hearts of Nevin and Birdo Beaverhausen are bringing us a a night of dark love and pain. Goth, industrial, darkwave, and dark industrial. No cover. Free clothing check. Only at the legendary Cell Block. #GETINHERE

Word has begun to spread and we would like to confirm that yes, The Legendary Cell Block will be hosting the first ever Pole Market during IML weekend - 5.23.26. The lottery is still open for all Holes and Poles.  The Floor will be open soon. Register at:  cellblockchi.com/polemarket

TONIGHT: Xymox at Cell Block Xymox build emotional tension by weaving soundscapes of dark, acid, and melodic techno driven by pulsing club beats, as they take over the backroom bar sound for the very first time. No cover. Complimentary coat and clothing check. #GETINHERE

DEAR IML, WE ARE READY. LET THE COUNTDOWN BEGIN. SEE YOU SOON. LOVE, US. #IML #IMLBB #GETINHERE

HAPPY MONDAY MIXXXER YA'LL. JOIN US TONIGHT FOR A REAL GOOD TIME AT YOUR LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO. #GETINHERE

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY AND A VERY HAPPY SUNDAY BUNDAY! COME JOIN US AS WE PAY HOMAGE TO Y2K TODAY. 3PM-2AM. FREE COVER, FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE

TONIGHT! Backroom B2B 3 legendary DJs. One night. No cover. Bring your listening ears and dancing feet to our backroom b2b DJ showcase! House residents Austin James, Birdo, and Nevin will switch off every two tracks all night long! #GETINHERE

TONIGHT IS CHEMISTRY. NO COVER. #GETINHERE

JOIN US TONIGHT FOR ANOTHER MONDAY MIXXXER. NO COVER. #GETINHERE

IT'S A VERY SPECIAL SUNDAY BUNDAY AS WE INTRODUCE DOUBLE DISCO DADDIES DOUBLE DISCO ECSTASY. #GETINHERE 3PM-2AM. FREE COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK.

🚨BIG NIGHT ALERT🚨 TONIGHT IS LOAD AT YOUR LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO. #GETINHERE

TONIGHT!! DARTS AND POOL IN THE FRONT BAR AND RIOT IN THE BACK BAR FEATURING DJ CATALYST. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE

THIRSTY THURSDAY IS HERE. HYDRATION IS IMPORTANT. SO IS MAKING INTENSE EYE CONTACT WITH A STRANGER IN HIS UNDERWEAR. WE SUPPORT BOTH. SEE YOU TONIGHT AT CELL BLOCK. #GETINHERE

MONDAY MIXXXER 🔥 8PM.­ LIGHTS LOW. STANDARDS…NEGOTIABLE. PULL UP, GRAB A DRINK, AND SEE WHO YOU END UP NEXT TO. 📍 CELL BLOCK CHICAGO ⛓️ WHERE MONDAYS HIT DIFFERENT. #GETINHERE

HAPPY SUNDAY BUNDAY CHICAGO FROM YOUR LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK, WHERE SUNDAYS ARE ALWAYS MORE FUN. JOIN OUR CRUISE PARTY FROM 3PM - 2AM. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE

Another successful Nerds vs Bullies in the books. Bummed your undies didn’t get ripped? Come out to our next party on Saturday July 11 only at the amazing @cellblockchi.bsky.social

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT WE'VE ALL BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO. JOIN US FOR UNCUT LATIN. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE

TONIGHT IS CHEMISTRY! “House music that awakens your sensuality. Austin James promises to bring you beats and tracks that help you connect — even with someone you might never have met before. “ NO COVER. FREE COAT/CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE

HEY CHICAGO... WHO HAS THE BEST BUNS AND BULGE IN THE CITY? FIND OUT TONIGHT AS WE SELECT OUR FIRST INDUCTEES TO THE CELL BLOCK HALL OF FAME.

Buns and Bulge contest tonight at The Legendary @cellblockchi.bsky.social ! 🍑🍆 Come show off those buns and bulges! The winners get put in the Hall of Fame 🔥😈 Hosted by @gaygarak.bsky.social #chicagogay #gaychicago #gayass #gaybulge

SOME PEOPLE GO HOME AFTER WORK… OTHERS END UP AT THE LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK.  DISCO IN THE BACK. DARTS AND POOL IN THE FRONT. #GETINHERE

MONDAY MIXXXER — 8PM MIX. MINGLE. MISBEHAVE. WARNING: SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE: 👉 MAKING OUT WITH STRANGERS 👉 LOSING TRACK OF YOUR SHIRT 👉 TEXTING SOMEONE YOU ABSOLUTELY SHOULDN’T #GETINHERE

HAPPY SUNDAY BUNDAY CHICAGO!! YOUR DAY OF FUN STARTS AT 3PM AND CONTINUES UNTIL 2AM. #GETINHERE

Hey sluts! Lets be trashy and get Trash’d at the legendary @cellblockchi.bsky.social 😏🪩😈🐽🤤

🚨🚨🚨THE WORLD FAMOUS TRASH'D PARTY RETURNS TO YOUR LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK TONIGHT. 🔥🔥🔥 GET DIRTY. #GETINHERE 🚨🚨🚨

TONIGHT! WHO'S GONNA BE A GOOD BOY? #GETINHERE

THE WORLD FAMOUS TRASH'D PARTY RETURNS TO YOUR LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK THIS SATURDAY. GET DIRTY. #GETINHERE

THE WORLD FAMOUS TRASH'D PARTY RETURNS TO YOUR LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK THIS SATURDAY. GET DIRTY. #GETINHERE

TONIGHT: KINKY KARAOKE!! #GETINHERE

MONDAY MIXXXER MAKING CONNECTIONS… THE FUN WAY. STIFF DRINKS. EASY CHEMISTRY. NO EFFORT REQUIRED. ⛓️ 8PM ⛓️ NO COVER COME MIX. STAY CLOSE. 🔥 #GETINHERE

SUNDAY BUNDAY: Y2K WE’RE THROWING IT ALL THE WAY BACK… LOW-RISE ENERGY AND SONGS YOU STILL KNOW EVERY WORD TO. FROM BRITNEY TO BANGERS, IT’S A FULL-DAY THROWBACK THAT TURNS INTO A FULL-NIGHT PROBLEM. DJ AUSTIN JAMES & NEVIN KEEPING IT DIRTY ⛓️ 3PM–2AM ⛓️ NO COVER ⛓️ FREE CLOTHES CHECK