Which team do I want to be on for underwear game night tonight? Thong jock or brief?

This snow storm has resulted in a tidal wave of horniness taking over Chicago. My group chats, Snapchat, Bsky. Yall showing off big time today and it is EVERYTHING! IG and snap: Urbansound54, keep em cumming!

What’s up?

This is how fat cock Friday should be celebrated. #cmnm #FCF

Gobble Gobble

We love a turkey day photoshoot especially when the subject is as gorgeous as this. #sexygay #nudes #boudoir #naked

Have the house to myself until Monday.

December 14th let’s do a Wicked: For Goon matinee showing. We get 267 of us to get tickets to a matinee at the Davis Theater and goon out during the movie. Mostly, No Good Deed but then we can nut during “For Good” Who’s in?

When Sniffies autocorrects Hello to Help. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Look I get it, wicked is fun. But Lest not forget the single most brilliant moment of editing in cinematic history.

I very much like these simple classic black briefs from primark. $10/5 pairs.

I forgot to post the 4th stop on here! Marty’s!

Stop 3 on the maid in Manhattan tour.

Stop 2 on the Maid in Manhattan tour.

Stop one on the maid in manhattan tour.

The gay (one of many I’m sure) that hates me and visibly and audibly gesticulates his disdain for me whenever I walk into an Andersonville establishment is about to be so much more sick of me this weekend. I am going to be out AND about in the neighborhood from 647 pm today until Sunday at 11:57pm.

Anyone wanna do a tour of Manhattan* tonight? *get a Manhattan at each of the Manhattan places in Andersonville* Wil’s, Vincent, sweethearts, Elixir, Marty’s & Nook I double dog dare ya!

Wicked: For Good 3.9/5 This is Ariana Grandes movie and the Oscar is hers to lose. She is truly remarkable here. Cynthia is great but that’s the expectation here. 2 new songs are useless and unnecessary. No Good Deed is EPIC

QOTD: Had society and technologies evolution not rendered them obsolete what is a job of the past you would have liked to have?

2 things: Marty’s is open. What’s your ideal fictional character 3some?

Best news I’ve gotten all week.

Felt.

Show me your first ever Grindr profile pic.

Remember when I said I was gonna go out tonight…yea this is better. Friday nights are for the boys!

What is the gay consensus on this?

Got myself a lil hair trim, ate a salad for lunch, only had one Celsius today, made some charitable donations out of my quarterly bonus, restocked my medicine cabinet essentials and have 3 paid photoshoots this weekend. This week wins the damn good week award. Might have a splash at Wil’s tonight.

Was gonna start Mounjaro today, but someone’s gotta stay thick for those of you that like the bigger boys. You’re welcome.

No seriously, what an absolutely delightful night!

Hard to focus on work when this thing has a mind of its own.

Because I knew you…

What if you just fucking kissed me?

Not sure which I’m refreshing more the election results or my bsky feed for all the “I’ll post *ole if Mamdani wins” crowd.

NYC election looks favorable. Dick Cheney is dead. Made a nice donation to a local food bank today. Yanked it in front of my Xmas tree last night. All this good and I’m still getting a tickle in my throat. Swear ta Gawd, if I get sick I’ll just swallow the business end of a shotgun.

The Dick - The Face

What if I were to put up my 🎄 tree today?

Boo!

Roommates are home and buzzing around the apartment so I had to suck this guy off in the Cemetary by my house and I’ve never fell so in tuned with spooky season.

Me and Bae, Bae and me, we don’t care what you got to say

Need some head and hole to take care of this stat!

We fucking did it! THANK YOU!

See you tonight!

Fuck! I am dumb horny right now. I don’t have time for this. Million thing to do and pounding hole is not one of them but here we are.

No, a costume is not mandatory. Yes, there is a free clothes check. Yes, tickets are available at the door via Venmo Zelle or cash ($25 exact please, we can’t make change) No, I wont be too busy to spend time with you, I have folks helping me so I can focus on YOU and have fun.

I’ll see you at The Jock Hop tomorrow night at @cellblockchi.bsky.social