Had to step out tonight unexpectedly. All good just not the vibe at home I wanted. Saw some great people I truly adore so much. Also witnessed a neighborhood incident. (Meth psychosis). Supported some of my faves. And now, now I desperately want fruit. Like a full on fruit tart or somethin.

Bjork, Fiona Apple, Paula Cole and Ani Difranco are all on today’s playlist for work. It is certainly that time of the month for me.

Kinda getting used to Mondays off, just in time to go back to my normal schedule Mon- Friday. Just woke up from a nap and kinda horny so I’m gonna watch Sinners. Laundry, meal prep, couch naps and playing with my junk. Good day today.

Beautiful Halftime show. Truly stunningly gorgeous.

I got $67.33 for anyone that wants to be me tomorrow. Day starts at 730 AM and goes to 6PM.

Tell me more, tell me more, like does he have a car?

I very much do love getting my dick sucked, especially when it’s in a grade a prime piece of real estate. Dudes house was stunning. Now I can focus on my to do list for the day.

Roomie night out at Wil’s & Marty’s.

Torn by Natalie Imbruglia

Didn’t spend a dime today. Had my phone off for a full 24 hours. Living that Laura Ingalls Wilder fantasy. Was very happy and aroused to see that most of the hottest people I follow on here did the same. #WeThePeopleHaveThePower #ActivismIsSexy #IWillLayDownWithThoseWhoStandUp

Post those traitors hot takes now. Remember to power off your phone at midnight and stay off social media tomorrow if you want to participate in the general strike. We the people have the power.

Post those FCF’s tonight y’all. Tomorrow is the general strike. No social media, no streaming services, no spending money, and if you can call off work. Midnight tonight, power off those phones and have your scheduled plan in place. See y’all Saturday!

I just booked myself a lil drag road trip vacation to Eureka Springs for the end of February. I can’t wait to spend some quality time with my gal pal and get away for a couple days.

He definitely just shat himself again. Gross old pervert.

Sometimes my job is really cool and I get to rent apartments to really cool people like an actor from one of my favorite shows of all time “Somebody, Somewhere”

If you are participating in the General Strike Friday. I highly recommend making a schedule to adhere to.

So this Friday is the general strike. What are some things you plan on doing instead? From my understanding it’s -no spending money -no social media -call off work if you can -no streaming services

I feel very alone. Nothing is going to change. I don’t see the brighter days ahead. I don’t have the hope in me anymore. I don’t feel like it’s going to get better. I don’t like this and I don’t want to be here anymore. No one is doing anything about any of this. This sucks.

I’ve been watching celebrity traitors UK all n with the current season of US. This has sent me back to the early music of Paloma Faith. “Picking up the pieces” really was that song. She gobbled that. And the video. Gonna put on some Emeli Sandé next. Damn 2012 was everything…amirite.

If you can look at what has happened in Minnesota, Illinois, California, Oregon, New York and all throughout our once great country and not feel that guttural pain in your stomach, not truly mourn. We are not the same. It’s not “how you were raised”, it’s either having basic human decency or not.

#FCF frozen cock Friday 🥶? Lucky to live in a city with so many willing and eager bottoms to help warm my fat cock up in these subzero temps. #ColdAsFuck

It’s her day!

Global outlook outage = much needed yank break.

Thick Thursday? Thong Thursday? Thick Thursday? Look at my butt Thursday? I forget what I’m supposed to post today.

Footloose and filter free on this humpday. It’s a very busy work week for me. Self reminders: Stop comparing yourself to others. Don’t worry about who doesn’t show up for you, celebrate who does. Eat more vegetables. Making is just survival. You still have a really pretty dick.

Fuck me! It is freezing in my office. Just 6 more hours until I can be back in bed with dogs warming me up. I had no business going as hard as I went last night. Kill me.

Bear down, tits up.

Man…y’all that don’t follow Drag Pageantry, real drag pageantry, not drag race are missing out on the gaggiest moments. Miss Gay America tonight was wild. All the excitement, talent, beauty and stunts.

I know it’s not until March 14th but I could really go for a steak and a BJ tonight.

I almost died last night. Had something in my eye & flushed it with Visine. In doing so while half asleep it trickled down my cheek into my mouth. As I weighed my demise one thought became crystal clear: Folks are really bad about the friendship part of friends with benefits. Anywho, #FCF I guess.

I feel and look like absolute shit. Can we fast forward to May? Please? I’ll give you kisses.

The Gays ™️ hot takes on tonight’s golden globes & why they aren’t watching. *Nikki Glaser is just Amy Schumer after appearing on The Swan. *The movies don’t have enough gay fanfare. *Aunt Gladys is a Ginger Minj apologist. *Wicked FFor Good FFlopped *We watch The Pitt but celebrating it is boring.

I was standing on the little balcony part of the hole last night looking out over the shenanigans unfolding below me and a rather appealing gentleman came and stood next to me and asked “How should we approach this?” And that was really fun. Made me feel…right? We Eiffel towered a hottie together.

I can’t join ICE because my parents love me and I got enough attention growing up.

Ya know, I just wanna thank y’all that show your dicks on the Internet. And also not thank y’all that tease but never show it. Look, the world is burning, show it or don’t, the teases are just baiting and unnecessary. Thing is if we wanna see it, we’ll find it, don’t make us do that work though.

Alright, just be cool y’all. Starting a Mad Men rewatch and all I want in the world is just hold Drapers dong on my hands for few moments. Every damn episode that man has me throbbin like a cock goblin.

Finally! This is not meant as shade but martys is pretty much dead tonight so I get to finally experience it the way I’ve wanted to. Actually sit at the bar, not stand and try to balance my drink.

Here’s the funny thing about engagement on social media, ya gotta give some to get some. One of my 2026 goals is to only follow my mutual thread and limit engagement with folks that don’t engage with me. At nearly 41 yrs old I’ve got to finally learn to only nurture the mutual friendships.

What are 3 things you want to accomplish in 2026? What are 2 new experiences you want to have in 2026?

Well that was a LOVELY start to the new year!

Happy New Years Eve! Pro-tip: when getting ready to go out tonight remember to dress for the mug shot you deserve.

Searches inside out dad gay porn. Gets Donald Duck getting fucked by Goofy. Cums anyway. What 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 wrong 👏🏻 with 👏🏻 me 👏🏻

I’m sorry, I had to. It will likely be back, but for the time being I had to delete all of my explicit content. People have got to stop using someone’s explicit content to try to hurt them. We should feel safe posting here. I actually got emotional deleting it all, you’ve all shown me so much love.

After these last two episodes I am officially no longer calling it the “horny hockey show”. It’s so much more than that. Heated rivalry is officially a Game Changer.

From mine to yours. I wish you all happiness and health.

See you tonight!