Hump Day 2-for-1 as Dad drills down @instamademedoit.bsky.social We’ll be dropping the full video tomorrow night at OnlyFans.com/daddyharlan for only $5.87/month. No blurred faces and tons of videos!

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Ah yes! 🛍️ the joys of sucking dick in a mall bathroom stall. I’m working on some file clean up since I’m at like 3 terabytes of unposted porn clips, so expect to see more like this video being posted over the next few weeks for only $3/month on JustFor.Fans/daddyharlan

It’s cold and cuddly weather here in Chicago. Let’s make some belly friction with @instamademedoit.bsky.social Our video drops this week at onlyfans.com/daddyharlan

Just found out @gentlegrngiant.bsky.social is older than me, too.

Happy #FlexFriday! Imagine these muscle arms slowly wrapping around your waist while I kiss your neck and press up behind you and whisper in your ear: “Hi sweet boy. That’s not how we load the dishwasher.”

Good news, Johnathan Bailey is younger than me, so I can still be his daddy (if he were interested).

I really think some of my followers would spontaneously combust if they found out that Channing Tatum is older than me. Joseph Gordon-Levitt, too. Henry Cavill… Andrew Garfield… Chris Pratt… Jason Mamoa… This makes me LOL 🤣🤣🤣

Gay boy at the gym practicing his dance routine in the aerobic room while everyone walks by and looks: You have the courage and confidence I have never had. Icon.

Trying to upload to JFF today, but everything’s in the cloud. 😤🤬

Squeakasqueka

Grindr: Him: want to meet tonight? Me: Thanks but I’m winding down for the night and already in isolation mode. Him: Guess that’s why you’re on Grindr then? Oh, yes. Your passive aggressive response now makes me change my mind and want to hang out with you. 🙄 *immediate block*

Martini Mondays

Fell asleep immediately.

On Wednesdays, we wear pink.

Big Dad in a tiny bathroom.

Monday morning soak with NPR and a cum-friendly smoothie. Headed to San Jose, CA. Who wants a taste? (Like, actually SJ. Not SF, Oakland, Sacramento, etc.)

Drippy sticky cummy tummy.

Block every transphobic, toxic masculinity, internalized homophobia, sexist, racist, “hot take” rage bait bigot you come across. Replying and quote tweeting just promotes their exposure. 🌈💖☮️

My fat cock is tired today, so you get a Flex Friday instead.

About to be all up and over and in and on this man. 🥵🥵🥵

Filming with @instamademedoit.bsky.social in a few hours, so giving my penis a spa day. Complete with pineapple and strawberry smoothie. 👅😈

I went to the gym in the morning. So weird.

As someone who holds a degree from the premiere linguistics research department in the world AND as someone who taught high school English, I give absolutely ZERO fucks if you use they/them pronouns singularly. I do, however, give a LOT of fucks if you don’t use someone’s pronouns. 🖕🖕🖕

In the spring, @bangbangaim.bsky.social reached out that he and his hubby would be in Chicago. Lucky me! They are two for the sweetest men and we had an awesome time blowing our loads together. See my first recorded threeway, face, and cumshots at OnlyFans.com/daddyharlan for only $5.87/mo! ☕️

I dunno… I feel like me pushing a load out of my hole is worth something. Let the bidding begin?

Can never get naked fast enough.

This does not absolve me of daddy vibes, though. Guilty as charged.

Would like to take a moment to explicitly clarify that I am community Dad to queer people and not into dad/son roleplay or other incestuous/rapey scenarios. No, no. Miss me with that. 💙

Dad is donating $1/day to NPR for the next year to help cover the funding shortage by the government’s defunding of public radio and the disbanding of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting. Who else has donated? Visit @npr.org to make a donation today.

Back in my element last night. BACK in my element. Get it? BACK!

Uploading the preview for my first filmed three-way with a very sexy couple (@bangbangaim.bsky.social) who was visiting Chicago. Make sure you’re subscribed to onlyfans.com/daddyharlan for only $5.87/mo to see it and the full-length feature that uploads this weekend!

Greetings from Germany’s finest fitting room lighting.

I’m on a boat. 📍Sankt Goarshausen 🇩🇪

Happy Hump Day, homos.

Packing for the mutterland. 🇩🇪 (because my vater is Scottish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿) ((also, my mutter isn’t Bavarian, so this is still performative🎭))

New PFP is up. 💙

Allll that to say, everyone gets shot down. But keep shooting your shot! 💙 And watch me shoot mine at OnlyFans.com/daddyharlan 💦

Got shot down by all three guys I tried to make connections with throughout this past weekend. Came home last night and shot my shot on my chest and went to bed. #lifeinthefriendzone

If you’re not getting swapping loads at the @violetchachki.bsky.social and @gottmik.bsky.social show, you’re only getting half the story.

Gray hair and a fat dick gonna get me every time.

Mood.

I hope you all have gay friendships like this. 🥰🥰🥰

Three weeks vacation and I will not be shaving my head or face.

First day at home/ending a night.

Why I don’t date. 🤣

My location this weekend.

Three margaritas in, last night of travel, waiting on my enfrijoladas, I made picante video in the bathroom. This one’s for #humpday but additional stills posted on my sites: linker.ee/harlanfh Do you want to see the full video?

Got my dick sucked in the Detroit airport, a little extra leg room, and more importantly, I’m home!