A day late and a dildo short, or whatever they say. Happy #FCF .

I really do have pretty feet.

There’s a place for you at the end of the sofa.

A late night uber ride, and I can’t wait to get home and get naked.

WHY didn’t anyone tell me the men in the Seattle airport are STACKED and PACKED. Hello muscle daddies! SeaTac? More like SEA-ZAD! Meowww! (If the explosives expert in the green polo reading this, I need you to search me for something that might go off when you touch me🍆🧨)

Dad has a full head of hair (thank you finasteride and minoxidil), but sometimes I just don’t want to fuck with it. Full reveal on the OF: onlyfans.com/daddyharlan

Today was a glute/ham day, but this is the pic I took. Featuring: the green shorts

Keeping tempo and balance.

Can’t put my finger on it, but Sunday Scaries are the pits.

Flight delayed almost four hours and so I wasn’t gonna make it in time to my next flight, so I just left the airport. No dicks were sucked. No flights were had. Came home and made a margarita instead of going to the gym. Chips and salsa. Volleyballsa.

Flight delayed. Time to suck some dick.

Got laughed at by two diff high school girls today for my choice of streetwear today. Came home and took it all off.

Need someone to slob my knob and suck my nuts. K thx.

Work: done. ✅ Tub: hot. 🔥 Page: turned. 📖 Dad: wet. 💦 Get:

Night number two with my window buddy.

Would like to apologize to my window buddy for making assumptions: They* showed me their* ass and so I started playing with my cock. We jerked off for each other and they* nutted on the window just after I stood up and blew my load for them*.

He showed me his ass and so I started playing with my cock. We jerked off for each other and he nutted on the window just after I stood up and blew my load for him. 4 years looking into this hotel, and this was a first. Happy Monday!

Boy showing off for me in the window of the hotel across from my balcony. 🥵

FCF: unwanted and unexpected hotel stay edition.

My first flight was delayed an hour and I missed my connecting flight home to Chicago so now I’m stuck in a hotel in Minneapolis watching NatGeo channel and stemming on my balls like a fidget spinner.

Pre-flight face feeding. It was his first time hooking up at an airport, and this Irishman had a huge cock and a big tasty load.

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Can’t believe I finally found one of these and it’s not even on the sniffies map

Dad tall. Plane small.

I never wake up before 11–it works out perfect that I finish my coffee right as the downtown boys are looking for lunch head. Bi fin-bro stopped by with his MASSIVE cock and we swapped loads in 15 min or less. Still time for him to get a Sweetgreen and walk back to the office.

Good morning. Don’t give in to the narrative that your schedule revolves around heteronormative concepts like having children on a school schedule. It’s still summer. And I’m still naked on my balcony. ☀️☕️

Heavy hog this morning for all you pigs. 🐽

Steam clean.

Holiday weekend travel brings out the airport throat in all of us.

Nothing like doing a glute workout and then wearing baggy jeans. I got secrets only the internet gets to see.

Gonna sell these shorts. Tired of them riding up into my gooch when I workout.

We both thirsty this Thursday.

Taken on tooshday night in preparation for Hump Day.

Slightly better this morning, actually. 🤬

Can anyone tell me how I can get access to the SEC network through a streaming service? Does the SEC have an app like BTN or ESPN?

I spent last night with the most beautiful, cerebral, kind man talking and kissing and cuddling and… things. 🥰 I walked by him after leaving a bar and stopped to say “you’re beautiful.” Then talked to him and spent the next 7 hours with him. My babes, look up from your phone and shoot your shot.💙

You want the left or the right pit first?

Not one of you said Thot Squad.

Y’all out here thirsting over nobody’s on socials and Melvin Robert’s at KTLA is laying down his life for Tiffany Haddish like a KING.

An American Tail moment, a la Tanya Mousekewitz. Happy Hump Day!

What am I listening to while I RDL?

Absolutely bushed after this weekend.

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I want the entire Savannah Bananas to bukkake me.

Had to postpone my trip to Tampa so this fit was not repeated. Unrelated: I am so fucking horny.

My toes are so pretty.

My penis is so much fun.

🚨TAMPA🚨 I’m in town two nights this weekend. Where’s the scene on a Friday night? Queer/gay bars? Drag show? Pool party? Hot tub? Sex party?

Slept so good after taco-margarita-guacamole-weed-espresso-martini-cranberry-martini-weed night with the bestie. I woke up at 2:30p. 😬