Home for the holidays taking local thrift store thirst traps? VERRYYYYYY on brand

seeing if a top I used to keyhold will let me cage him again to get my second wind this Dom Bottom Autumn

should i post hog?

ok now wait just one second, GLASSES

Yah I have PTSD (post traumatic slay disorder)

sry guys this is just so fun

masc fishing

famously enthusiastic about spreadsheets

so time to put the tree up right ??

i am not masc i am not femme i am a schizophrenic delusion

switched the music from Cortisa Star to Future to get in character

hookup asked me if i was masc on the way to plow him

It's the midnight sun-kissed skin under the red sky Layin' on your chest like this Hold me like the pebbles in your hand, initials in the sand, yeah Summer isn't over yet Skinny-dipping with your heart out, it's my favorite part now We ain't gotta tell no one A never-ending midnight sun

grabbed my own ass i’m exactly who i think i am

Atrocious fucking day at work

if u ever get down on yourself remember you are young and queer and healthy w no disney tattoos and today is another day to enjoy those facts

idk him but i can tell by his vibe - he would fix me, psychiatrically.

The twunk with the ‘faggot’ tattoo

coworkers already making me want a cigarette and it’s not 9:30 am

i’m super romantic and full of love, but also i am unfortunately super evil and full of mental illness

he’s in awe of my tism

“your communication is unclear because you titled it an executive summary (but what you sent was a memorandum) - so i didn’t know what to look for” - actual performance feedback i got from a coworker who has used “insure” instead of “ensure” on multiple occasions

cataclysmically horny during work hours

inshallah i hajj from the caliphate of Chiraq to the social islamic republic of newyorkistan in the next 2 months alhamdullilah swt ameen

thinking about bloomf’s weiner

the consistent 2-6 likers under my posts do more for me than zoloft ever did 🫶🏼❤️

whenever i’m smoking a joint i always stop a little bit before smoking the whole thing bc that tweet “he done smoked that roach into a bedbug” flashes in my head vietnam ptsd flashback style

gym is done time to go get drunk by myself after the most mid week at work ever

how it feels being a grower and not a shower on this app

trump making besties w argentinian leadership is so funny bc we know in 2028 he’s gonna BOLT

daylight savings time is anti-black

found out several oomfs are 30

guess the jury’s out whether it’s hot or tacky to send my boyfriend porn that i want him to reenact with me

is animal leather still unethical if it comes from an invasive species? some burmese python boots and a belt or a tote would be cunty

microdosing a psychotic break by not being able to see my bf for 48 hrs

i love living in chicago everyone’s hot here.

accidentally went catholic in front of my friends

we’re in a bear-face epidemic

The de-cvntification of Gwen Stefani is one of the biggest tragedies of our time

a maricón requiem

posting this solely to give you and whoever you share it w their @ to block 🫶🏼

huge slut for crossing items off of my to-do list.

remembered i have a switch with breath of the wild collecting dust, life is worth living again!!!

i thought about it, and i’m a gin sun, bourbon moon, tequila rising - what are you all, little gay people in my phone?

About that time again

if i send you this it mean it’s time to clock in WAGE SLAVES!!! End stage capitalism demands your sacrifice divaaaa 🤩

I struggle to take a lot of Y’all™️ seriously bc you’ve got Hozier, Florence, Sara Bareilles, Yebba, Miley, HAYLEY AND ADELE…… and still choose Taylor?

feeling like i need a new job and more letters behind my name oh no :))))

not to be a “my man my man” ass bitch but he did his big one last night 😵‍💫😵‍💫