lowkirkenuinely forgot this app exists

Year of the whores YESSSSSSSS

dom/sub roleplay but instead of forcing me to pleasure him, he’s forcing me to accept the care i give everyone but myself

corpomogging my boomermaxxing coworkers on the spreadsheet

insta liked this one

Haircut day, yayyyyy!!!!!

Romance ain’t dead in the Midwest

BREAKING: Brown-haired white guy with a mustache that keeps popping up on the Discover tab is actually three different homosexuals

pussy pussy pussy pussy cunt cunt cunt

oversized hoodie black coffee and marlboro red for breaky, i’m so jenni tolls coded

oomf and me at the gym looking snatched in our cvnty lil lifting belts after we both got new squat PRs

UKRAINE AID IS TRENDING FOR A REASON. PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING UNDER INVASION AND QUEER AND TRANS UKRAINIANS FACE DOUBLE PERSECUTION. WE MUST SHOW UP WITH AID, ASYLUM AND SOLIDARITY. WAR CAN'T ERASE THEIR HUMANITY. WE STAND WITH UKRAINE AND OUR LGBTQ+ SIBLINGS THERE.

PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA (AP) — Punxsutawney Phil found in the latest release of Epstein files

like deadass it should’ve been Kristi Noem.

We as gay people need to make sure she is never forgotten! 😞

😭🕊️

That ruined my fucking week and i still wasn’t over Betty White or Jessica Walter, now the only ethical white women left are Liza Minelli and Glenn Close :(

6’1

it’s raiiiiining men FAT BITCHES

powers restored etc.

The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.” That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.

happy the american government is publicly executing dissidents and then saying your own eyes are lying to you monday to all, hope you had a great weekend

everyone on the internet is relatively desensitized to it but "kill yourself" is incredibly effective when said to a person's face if you need it

onika BURGERS 💜

i cut my own hair and yes that does make me better than you

Flirting by liking skeets until they message me like a good catholic girl 😇

if you are unclear what constitutes “cleaned” send me your dick pics and i will evaluate whether or not you need to tidy up and resend

Clean your goddamn room before you send me a dick pic. thanks, -mgmt

Big talk for someone w no library card…

i need to bag LA28 tickets so i can watch Katie “Walk Em Down” Ledecky absolutely embarrass every other country

idk who needs to hear this (yes i do) - but you suck at flirting bc you can’t read. close scruff and open some Hemingway or Morrison.

what purchases will I complete today in this wicked land….

im just saying - if you’re feeling me or you like my aesthetic or whatever and you’re not expressing that monetarily… that’s kind of outlandish

receptive sexual partner from the rust belt region of the united states ❌ midwestern bottom ❌ corn hole ✅

This is, in my opinion, not only the correct moral/ethical/legal position but also the correct political framing. Everyone can see the agency is out of control; everyone can see that it is constantly violating human rights. "Scrap it and start over" is the moderate position.

i blame queen naija

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

wdym slayyyter isn’t trans…

who wants to unpack racial trauma with me while i finger blast their hole?

what goes up, must come down

we should not be filming ICE, we should be beating them to death

took the most incredible dick pic of my professional career 😌😌

thank u for noticing my nails

it should’ve been a double elimination shade no beef

this is a discord hate account

team disco is just all of Ariana’s different ethnicities

is my ass fat? sure. but no one wants to talk about how costly it is to have thighs that shred through any fabric less resilient than kevlar

We’ve reached the point of winter where I start watching videos of plants.

the “sell your shit and move to europe” bug is fondling me and licking my ear