Make it with only flats and you’ve got a deal.

Time to pick things up and put them down

TIDDIES 4 AMERICUH 🦅

Just gonna leave this here

Just throwing this out there. If you have hairy shoulders, I will want to hump you so much. And that’s that on that.

Sweet.

My 90-min sexy deep tissue massage ended 45 mins early because he (honestly the sweetest, cutest, hairiest man) wanted to blow me, cuddle, lay on my pecs and unload (cummily & emotionally) Wonderful! I love all these things! But my lower back and thighs and calves and neck and shoulders tho! 😭😭😭

SEGA has the chance to do the funniest thing.

Those bitches about to make me get a Switch 2 on *principle* and not just the Ocarina of Time remake.

I hate Vegas. My husband loves Vegas. He was here for work, and since it’s been 5+ years, I joined for the tail end of his trip. It just so happens that this weekend is FUCKING EVO. The kid in me yells and shoryuken’s from my chest. I remember the first years of EVO in the 90s. Pics to come.

You’ve Kaned your last Danity.

Made it to Vegas. Gonna…sleep for 12 hours.

If you’ve got it, please send some help to a fellow creative ❤️‍🩹

There is a fellow wfh desk jockey around the corner from me who just wants to suck dick before logging into Microsoft Teams, and all I want is to blow a load on/in a sexy man before opening up Figma. This might be my most successful and productivity focused working relationship. 💦

Pour one out, or pour several loads out if you’ve got em.

I’m really craving a hairy cuddle session. I am loooooong over due.

💕💕 #LuigiMangione

Real talk, body and fashion goals. 💅🏾

Happy Juneteenth. Happy Pride. Be Gay. Protect the Dolls. Eat the Rich.

There is a cute bro outside my apartment in casual street soccer gear carrying a MASSIVE Warhammer game box and I am BRICKED. UP.

Gym and air fryer chicken tendies. I’ve done my mental labor for the day. I’m going back to bed.

This game is the gift that keeps on giving.

I hoping we get to witness see this, the Countess, and the Pure Moods riffs at Pridefest this weekend. @durandbernarr.bsky.social

Toot toot beep beep indeed 🥵

Explain your @ It’s “Black Bear” in German.

Sorry, I asked my manager bot for the day off and he called me a slur

@chicagoeagle.bsky.social DID THE DAMN THING

I haven’t stayed out until 4am in a hot minute . . . . . (Not to be confused with staying *up until 4am as do almost daily please send help I’m not well.)

Shower show

We are all too old to still be giving toothy blowjobs. Get it together, people.

I’ve been in London for 5 days which means I haven’t seen any of your beautiful butts and dicks since Wednesday. GET ME TO GODS COUNTRY! (No I will not give KWS my ID or face just for some smut)

#SundayFunday ✌🏻🥰

And it doubles as evening wear to the theater. @ohheydj.bsky.social

London Check in

Why are you gay?

I am now, officially, summer ready. The Big Boy Social Club Chicago Chapter will be happening on my patio with hella ribs and sausages. @ohheydj.bsky.social

Late night weekend tiddies.

My friend bought herself a katana for her birthday and brought it to the party. I love nerds.

This is a perfect your mom joke. No notes.

First time back at yoga since surgery, which mean dance class is just around the corner.

The real Dads of Love

let's name them Chicago Eagle and Eagle Chicago

The beach, just like my lip gloss, is poppin’.

I did the IML I and I feel accomplished and socialized. Now back in my draws for Wuchang.

Finding fellowship with other queer black men is SO healing ❤️

Wuchang: Fallen Feathers is on PS Plus this month and it’s exactly what I dreamed for Nioh 1 and exactly what that *dumb bitch* Black Myth: Wukong thought it was. For a Soulslike the combat is so fluid and smooth.

It’s rare, but every so often I miss leaving New York.

Fucking @nerdyholenpole.bsky.social got me hooked on this damn WOOFIA XXL. It soothes my gay smooth brain HARD. (Just a note…maybe I haven’t unlocked it yet, but this has a yogi corgi, a blonde dance bear, a horny human monk, and a fratty ogre. I could use just ONE Black/Brown person. Just 1.

Treating myself to a drink for landing a project. It’ll only be about 3 weeks, but it’s something 🔥🔥🔥🙌🏾

Also Marie Kondo season. #ilovemess