Bootz House Down, Percs Up, Tiddy Out, and the Hades 2 is ON.

This warms my gay nerd heart. #edino #hegale #coochieOut

…am I the only gay without a pair of Osiris hi tops? 🤔

Couldn’t sleep.

What song is coming out of these? Share The Love (Hani Hyper Radio Mix) - Andrea Martin

We are just 16 days away from The Jock Hop at @cellblockchi.bsky.social Here are some FAQ’s Please share with your friends and let’s make this an unforgettable kick off to Halloween week! @kaosthepupxxx.bsky.social @danomiyte.bsky.social @schwarzebar.bsky.social @jockthestripper.bsky.social

I just had the worst massage from a man who 100% knew what he was doing…but would. not. shut. up. Yes, I know Chicago is crazy right now. Yes I know the government sucks. Yes I know they’re doing horrible things to people of color. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IM HERE.

It’s time to restore my gay powers through the time honored tradition of brunch. So hungry. So drained. But a mimosa elixir will get me out of this bed

I’m way overdue for a Sunday Bunday. We’re hitting up Cellblock this weekend

Dinner Date to celebrate the new job (oh yeah I got a new job but also still running my business so boy is tired)

Remember when I was partially featured on a "Stoner bate muscle bro gooning" video on Twitter........when I wasn't asked to be. That was my first brush of "Hmmm, do I want to be this open with myself on social media?" The answer is yes, I do, but dont steal others' videos/pics to be in your shit.

I’m working on my sewing skills to achieve my BHAG* of being a pro cosplayer. Project 1 was cropping this Woods Campground good but replacing the elastic hem. We’re getting there! *Big Hairy Audacious Goal, for those not fluent in corporate swill buzzspeak

Keep your head on a swivel, be safe, and guard your fellows. ❤️✊🏾

AWARE CHICAGO:

Get ready to Jock around the clock!

Maine, you are doing FAR TOO MUCH.

Screaming in this airport. (Follow the.ethical.dilemma on IG if you’re not she’s a damn delight) www.instagram.com/p/DNvNkeXWA8...

I’m not a writer so I wanna give props to @missladysalad.bsky.social to gathering this together perfectly.

Me + 5 Games (also if you’re in Chicago and wanna play co-op Streets of Rage let’s goooooo 🥊 🔥)

I’mma make a race based blanket statement here. Be upset if you need to… …but white gays, yall gotta stop telling every body your business. We have a saying - all skinfolk ain’t kinfolk. And NYMag is definitely not kinfolk. Again…who is this for?

Let’s see those face cards, babes 🥰 (Touch this skin. Touch all this skin, honey 💅🏾)

The full ren faire fit

Assassin Bear ⚔️ #renfaire

Post dance class and EVERYTHING is soaking wet.

Fuck my arts training. I’m too distracted; I wouldn’t be able to draw for shit. 🔥

The amount I want to stick my face in this bush… 🥵

It’s gonna be a good time!

it’s friday

Not gainer/feeder content: just had a tough week and my comfort zone is wings and reality tv while shirtless.

Lined up 💇🏾

*late night * Inspired by “The Broken Hearts Club,” a coming of (middle) age comedy about a group of heartbroken Chicago gay friends centered around a DnD campaign. “A cadre of newly-single gays, theys and feys search for community and camaraderie via crit rolls and casted spells”

You + your Fave Pokémon

Just gonna say I had a low key but fruitful and fun Market Days. Glad I remained in town this year. But baybeeeee - it was too hot to be out at the fest, bless y’all’s hearts. As I said at Jackhammer last night, I’ve got faggots and booze at home, under my Air Conditioning.

A tale of two Rangers.

Late night Jedi Survivor snack. Work smarter, not harder. (I threw a bunch of pesto in a chip bag and I feel bonita)

Well my basement is flooded…

My fine fellas. You will not lose points if you use your hands during a blowjob. Use everything in your arsenal. Yes, you’ve shown me you can deepthroat and I’m very proud of you, but you don’t need to do that for 20 minutes while keeping your hands behind your back like a David Blaine special.

I think it’s time to decompress with a little steam works trip.

I missed my red line stop and ended up on an express to Howard. Where the FUCK am I 😂😂😂 (It is cute up here)

That’s wassup 🔥🔥🔥

I love connecting my cute friends.

This ass is just so nom nom nom-able

Sunny skies, hella thighs, ribs and ribeyes. 🍖 🍗

Taking the puppies out to the patio for a BBQ day.

I need to know the backstory to this.

Dick and topping aside, this is actually how I make friends. If I make you a lemon bar you are fam.

Finally going to bed at 3:30 after finally coming close to launching my portfolio ( and then knocking out because I’ve been looking at margins and padding and GSAP for 12 hours and I really needed to look at some tiddies n dix)

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU USING AI TO DO A PRIDE PARADE FLYER THERES A MILLION ARTISTS IN THE COMMUNITY I AM GOING INSANE 😵

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