8/8: didn’t lift today because i stayed up writing cover letters and slept poorly but had an amazing 10am taco tour which lasted almost 5 hours so yeah life is about balance. And chorizo.

7/7: All bathroom mirrors should be ring lights.

6/6: Puerto Vallarta edition. This is right after check in and right before I ate FULL PLATE O BEEF at Panchos Takos.

5/5. This was post gym, pre plantain burrito 🌯

I still don’t understand why this sentient screaming mayonnaise sandwich was ever cast in the first place. There’s a difference between TV villains and to-the-core rotten people.

I just think he’s neat 🥰 #baldursgate3

So basically I’m an always nude beefy short king and my patron is Raja Gemini 😆

4/4. Push day.

3/3 - rest day. Praying im cleared to get back in sneakers on Friday before leaving for PV.

2/2, mid Pull day.

Keeping myself accountable with a daily progress pic. 1/1

If you see this, post an archer.

My horniness and drive to go to Jackhammer is fighting with my couch and my couch is winning haaard.

I made all these plans to be a HO today, but between ATS, ICE, IRS, and the FBI (oh yeah…just found out some family got caught in some very bad shit) i have no MC^2 to make E, so I’m going to ZZZ.

Few things are making me tee hee hee quite like butthole pics taken in the Quads posing room. That gym is an endless treasure trove of delights.

Having a feral day so hoping to gym it out of my system. If that doesn’t work I’ll cellblock it out of my system.

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What is my new years resolution? Oh, well, my new years resolution would be... To be Happy AH HUH HUH

AI rant. A good friend hopped on that GenAI “do me, but with perfect body” trend and then posted both pics, but captioned it with “goals”. Now, this friend is HOT. Gogo boy hot. I responded with “don’t be doing this to your fine self” and they responded “I didn’t do it, ChatGPT did” pause.

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This leather plaid from IML served me well tonight.

The old ways are not lost. 🙌🏾

Chelsea Piers in Downtown Brooklyn was THAT. GURL. The gays were pumping and the dolls were PUMPED. That gym is so *slur* in all the best ways.

*tap tap* you got dicks on yo’ phone? ☺️

I beat Silksong a few days ago, so I’m replaying Hollow Knight since I never finished the DLC. I miss the Clawline so much. 😭

Laps I’d like to sit on this holiday season 🎅🏾

Merry Christmas! My mother-in-law (love her) tried to kill me for Xmas dinner. This was the main and the dessert.

This data made me bust out laughing. www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...

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There are now two sexy muscular dark haired mustachioed gentlemen at my gym who like to play and flirt and act frisky. They’re multiplying like sexy gremlins. I am a fan. 🤤

To my designers - annual reminder to cancel your Adobe account to get their don’t leave me offer. If you have to use Adobe, might as well save over 50% on it, as they’re trying to jump the pro plan to 70/mo.

Well, he’s not wrong.

Made back to the gym to just be reminded of one thing: straight men are so loud in the steam room. It’s like they’re afraid of their own thoughts so they bring a shaker container and the clang-iest metal water bottle to shake and slam around. It’s like a baby rattle for insecure bros.

Step 1: Wake Up Step 2: Take Hole Pic There are no other steps.

Have these two won a GayVN yet, because I have never been as invested in a porn relationship as I am with Jordan and Kyle. They are my Roman Empire. I need to know more about them. They fascinate the fuck out of me.

It's all "sides are so lame" until it's Thanksgiving huh

The first time you disparage vaginas, I will kindly share my love for and experience with them. The second time you do, I will not as kindly tell you to chill the fuck out. There is nothing more basic and late than gay boys screaming “ew vagina” grow the fuck up.

I really do hate the holiday season, mildly because Xmas was never that big of a deal growing up, but mostly because my impulse ADHD pleasure fueled ass loves to forget that not, I CANT have egg nog because I’m lactose as fuck, but I want my creamy beige ANYWAY.

I think it’s time to just go full gymbro himbo. Corporate life isn’t working.

Well…now I know why it was a surprise 😒

My boss scheduled a 9:30am Friday meeting at 4:00pm on a Thursday, and the thing that annoys me the most is that they will have nothing to talk about and it will be 30 minutes of “Soooo…how’s it going” before I’ve eaten my breakfast burrito.

Yall I can not focus today I am FERAL so which throat goat can I hobble this boot over to and just drown in cum…

Hobblin’ but still holding it down

Change one letter, ruin a candy Almond Boy -or- Twi(n)x

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Bootz House Down, Percs Up, Tiddy Out, and the Hades 2 is ON.