what being gay lowkey feels like

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To put myself in a daily work/hustle/grind mindset, I’ve started the exercise of getting back into Creative Director drag each morning. Even though I’m not clocking in yet, I still go to my home office to clock in on getting clients and sending resumes. I look mad cute but hot damn I need a job.

So, I’m a tall guy (6’1”) with long legs but a short AF torso (20”). I have the proportions of a chunky anime heroine. My biggest weakness is a short king with a long hairy torso, and just thick, chunky short legs. Like that TikTok couple with the husband’s crazy calves. I love a hobbit.

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64: Turning in

63: Slowly but surely

62: 🌅

Assume something about me and I'll tell you if it's true or not. ✌🏾

Playing with what 😭😭😭

Crying again. #sinners

61: oh hey 👋🏾

60: Spent the day cooking, eating and watching all of Bridgerton. Made this amazing peanut bean stew. Did not think about the impending fall of American society once. Success!

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57: Though my alarm batteries are fresh — no beeps here, I have not changed this clock battery since I’ve placed it on the wall

56: seems I decided to eat all the Indian food that ever was tonight. 🤤 so stuffed

Getting up at 6am and cooking a country breakfast like a trad wife.

55: Morning pump, now back to pushing pixels around.

So instead of going to bed at 2:30 and waking up at 7:30 groggy, I went to bed at 11 and woke up at 4 anxious. So there’s that.

54: Lifting in the early am. Off to bed; I’m trying to become a “morning person” again but since I haven’t had an office to go to almost 4 years…it’s a foreign concept. But I always feel better when I do.

It is 54 degrees in Chicago and the BOOTISHA SHORT SHORTS ARE OUT IN THIS MARIANOS. 😮‍💨 Alexa, play “Dance (Ass)” by Big Sean

53: new bathroom paint in dark lady

52: ✌🏾

51: I was having a 90s chain moment.

I need to finish my business website today but I also need to go to the gym but I also have DnD at 6 and because of that I cannot do anything at all until 5:30 so I’ll be in the bed playing Balatro with the blackout shades down. Someone please come kick me in the ass.

50: Fifty photo check-ins. Still job hunting. Someone employ me already; my feet are too fucked up for OnlyFans so imma have to rely on my personality or my skills. Maybe my tits…

Is anyone else in an Ouroburos of endless woof loops on Chonk Club or is that just me?

49/51: Off Day mentally. Not being able to go to dance classes due to my foot still healing is depressing the fuck out of me. It’s been almost 5 months. Weightifting is like taking a daily medication; I know it’s good for me but I don’t find it enjoyable. Dance is where I can truly let go.

48/50: Today was damn good for a Monday.

47/49: Time to get this week started

46/48: I’m currently 1/3 chicken, 1/3 waffle, 1/3 Dussé. Houston is cute.

45/47: Flex Friday and Pit Tax 2 piece combo from HTX. Yeehaw.

44/46: I should have been in bed 3 hours ago. I have a flight!

every night i am torn between the desire to delete all social media and go off the grid OR post a cumshot video with sound and face

They were not kidding about not giving an ADHD bitch a 3D printer

A summation of the past week: Call it the nature of the apps (we know it’s not,) but “do you breed?” or “will you breed me?” or “I just wanna get bred by you” is now just code for “so you know, I’m just a *wittle* bit racist” Also “I will do no work but put my ass in the air”

43/44: Yes, I do have this union suit in every color.

Back to our regularly scheduled programming of “Anxiety-Fueled Rearranging of the Office” aka “No, this time I swear it’ll stick” But this time I’m finally hanging up art and tools so it’s a real working wall (until I get the neon sign)

42/44: Did the thing, just like An-Ge-La-Ba-Set 💪🏾 🏋🏾‍♂️

41/43: Back to thottin and boppin on this push day (and a fun post gym romp)

40/42: it’s Sunday bubble bath time

39/41: For contrast, a clothed check in, because 1. It’s cold as balls, and 2. I love this fucking coat.

Ru: those glasses you wouldn't be- Me: Charles Nelson Riley! grew up watching old school match game with my dad (rip). Good to honor his memory. Ru: fabulous! Do you have anything else? Me: no, I- Ru: have you considered being a caricature of your race/ethnicity?

38/40: Pull Day, Game Night, Doughnuts.

I will fight this man. www.instagram.com/reel/DUyX9U1...

37/39: I got dressed up to drink Martinis and have “gay discourse” about Pillion. Best night I’ve had in ages.

Weaponizing my art degree. dialed.gg?c=PEH969

36/38: I did all the cooking, cleaning and gymming today. And I’m going to bed before midnight. So I guess im an influencer now 💁🏾‍♀️

Every time I’m like “do I wanna switch gyms to Quads” this cutie shows up and reminds me “oh yeah maybe go ahead and do that, bro” 💪🏾 🏋🏾‍♂️