Might fuck around and bring back this to the culture

The phrase “turn your brain off” is so chilling like bitch no keep that shit on!!!

Had a nightmare in which I had to explain a complex board game to a group of people who clearly weren’t interested in the game

When you are disappointed with the state of things but still want attention

The Supreme Court did not strike down conversion therapy bans today. Not nationwide. Not in Colorado. Not anywhere. Here's what actually happened in Chiles v. Salazar—and why the coverage you're seeing serves the conservative legal movement more than it serves you.

Working overnights currently and the people I’m working with are so surprised that I’m not tired yet and I don’t know how to tell them that as a gay guy I sometimes force myself to stay up for ridiculous amounts of periods just so I can listen to the worst music you have ever heard.

Hello, what is Bluesky at 3am like

Omg @bongrot.bsky.social made me a plate of food 😍

Naked men are at the beach! Nature is healing!

I’m going to tell you what number of Czech gay fantasy you are based off your zodiac sign

Honestly the internet has taught me having a big dick is a dime a dozen thing. It’s kinda more impressive to have a small one imo

(Tinashe voice) I’ve been a Nasty Pig

I’m delusion but I also see the progress

If you call it cock in the dms imma skip over the dm

I’m masturbating, do you guys need anything?

His full name is markwayne and not mark Wayne????

There should make open deck night but for gogoing

Go vote hoe.

My body is catfishing again

The triadbears of Chicago should host a competition to find a new partner to enter into the fold.

People are noticing that I’m working out. #vindicated

How do I make 1000 dollars fast? Bots you can reply to this

Brut party not now.

The fact that I’m going to be missing the pit party are jackhammer tonight…

Looking naked dudes on my phone at work, yall need anything?

Gym is closed until Tuesday so I guess I have to suffer in this mortal coil without reprieve???

Taking a survey on the correlation between autism and having a big dick.

Hey friends~ Please consider sending funds to Indica’s family to help support funeral costs/the general onslaught of fees that no one should have to pay in the wake of losing someone. Per her family rep, please label any donations “Indica Divine.”

47 hp at level 3. The way I’m going to terrorize my dm tonight

Why is it so hard to monetize this dick???

Two nude Tuesday or whatever

Sorry for the harsh words but if you don’t understand what a Tourette tick is you are dumb as fuck and don’t deserve to have access to social media

Where do the nudist hangout in the city

Show your favorite picture of you and a harness

Daddy:

Remember when I got blacklisted from getting free sex toys in exchange for social media promo because this was my promoted post

And if you don’t think I will be referring it as “going to the Tina arena” for the rest of my life you would mistaken. #dontdometh

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Oh you work from home? Name five homes.

My body is catfishing again

My coworker keeps on trying to get me to join an mlm and I don’t have the heart to tell her no.

Rage is such a demon that has only grown in power in the last decades.