I will help fund any effort to unmask every single person who has worked for ICE this past year.

I’m so ashy because it’s cold as hell out.

Oh it’s Aquarius season.

I made the fatal mistake of overdouching and now im just disgusted by the fact that I really don’t be chewing my food as much as I think I do.

Honestly men are so fucking hot.

North bound purple line will never get its shit together and I’m at peace with that.

Quite unfair how doing this for the last two days has made me feel great during the height of my winter blues.

What if I become a “5am at the gym” person. Would you be mad?

Omg this shit really is sexistential!

Some of these gooner accounts should put don’t the penis and pick up the pen because they are legitimately writing some of the best comedy intentionally of unintentionally. “Son, you should go back to your goon cave.” Like hello!???

Should I visit St. Louis?

Fat dick Friday

New year, same fat cheeks 😘

Who do I have to fuck around here!?

The way I would be horrible at the traitors but still make it fun for everyone.

Where are My Flu A dolls?! Flu a dolls make some noise!!!

Day 2 and I can’t feel my toes.

Don’t worry guys I was able to get debilitatingly sick before the end of the year so all is well.

Do these fake tattoos make my thighs look big?

I meant sash

Small dick tops will always have access to my hole.

Omg the last fat dick Friday and nobody told me!

I said —Merry Christmas!

Just realized I crossed the 2k threshold on here. Congratulations to me to making you all look at my peepee time to time

Don’t mean this in an ableist way but their are so many schizophrenic on threads.

Now that I know why the skin on the back of my head was falling off, I can’t wait to dye my hair again.

Hey you dumb fæggot you actually can denounce the action of any women without being misogynistic as fuck for some reason.

This is so fucking funny when you are high as fuck.

Had a nice work out today, now rub this coconut oil all over me. Please 🙏

Hope this finds you well 👨🏻

Spit roasted at the Roger’s park orgy? Many such cases

Who has the thong recommendations?

Never has there been a more accurate depiction of what “my type” is.

Weirdo who steals others pic alert.

Cruising in single digits temps is lunacy

You’re telling me her first name is Hamburger and her last name is Marys?

It takes me like 3 days of being in this weather to feel like my vitamin d levels are cratering. I need to live on the sun.

Queen??? Tonight???

Miss this energy real bad

They’re calling it the most millennial song of all time

Love coming back to my parents house where everyone besides me has been asleep for hours now since 7pm

Who exactly is Shane Dawson making content for?