Miss this energy real bad

They’re calling it the most millennial song of all time

Love coming back to my parents house where everyone besides me has been asleep for hours now since 7pm

Who exactly is Shane Dawson making content for?

We heard that Belly Up at Jackhammer is tomorrow @9pm . Need some gear? 👀 #gaybear #gay #chicago

They speak to each other

I know the gay on the marketing team just knew they ate.

🚨BREAKING: in an 8-1 ruling, gays posting “getting stuffed” jokes has been deemed unconstitutional by the Supreme Court. Justice Kagan dissents.

Take a wiff you little freak.

Pitch black at Hollywood beach tonight? You know your boy is about to be Wild’n out

Nobody talks about how when you leave a hookup and get stuck in the elevator because the building is deteriorating and your phone is at 8 percent. Send help

Just spamming copy and paste on a blank ms paint canvas

I wonder if they ever asked the coyote how it felt being called ugly.

Locktober is ending guys don't forget to unlock your doors tonight so I can come in :3

HAPPY HALLOWEEN and cum to boots 🎃

Me after posting this correct opinion

I need 32 tickets to Queen! Someone please help me.

Still haunted by the fact that I got 3rd place at a replay smash bros night and my prize was two Mario stickers while 5th, 4th, 2nd and 1st got a free locker at steamworks.

Whats not clear about “most dangerous game” type situation.

Had to pay 8k for my car so I will be selling dick for cash. I repeat, I will be selling dick for cash.

The way I’m gonna

Everybody’s been to wil’s except for me.

Had to pay 8k for my car so I will be selling dick for cash. I repeat, I will be selling dick for cash.

Sniffies in Roku city would go crazy.

Death proof (2007)

Omg it’s 9/11 😔

Why can’t we curse on tv in 2025???

Nudes in the childhood bathroom once again

It was so fucking cold this morning.

I hate how yall don’t know how to read.

Please look respectfully

I flashed this guy my ass in the sauna today and he came on the spot.

The “I want/need poppers to engage in certain sex acts but do not carry poppers” brain needs to me studied.

Who’s hole do I got to fuck around here!?

Really hard to live in this world knowing this many people give a fuck about Cracker Barrel.

Asked for a bottom who squirts a little when they get fucked on sniffies and my phone got so hot from all the notification from the dads with enlarged prostates, that my apartment caught on fire

Sometimes you got to be a little silly on sniffies

Love when the orgy has the true fuckers in it.

Found some AirPod pros on the train last night and gave them to the conductor who told me I should have kept them. Like sir, what??

One for the road

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How dare Instagram makes maps. I’m already sending my real time location to an app called sniffies that has violent criminals on it!