I bottom fish so much on here.

This is a game changer.

Who do have to fuck to get someone to fuck me!

Imagine arguing with me and I’m Just this sleepy.

Lowkey IML is kinda haunted

This is so fucking sad and bleak

Should I get a ps5

One of my best friends who i see all the time, lives in oak park and thats not even the city. I get so scared when chicago folks talk about distances because I clearly have a fucked up idea of what is long.

Im sorry but Threads has the worst userbase by a long ass mile. Imagine people trying to do twitter personalities but they are ten years late, informed by reddit and have the weird local energy of facebook.

Whole house has been sick for a week.

When was the last time you watched porn on your computer? Comment below.

Can’t wait to responsibly enjoy a cocktail this summer.

Can’t believe they are still selling meth on tumblr

cruising is only fun when the bricky trolls are lurking around because it feels like a sleezy giallo film where one of them is going to jump out of the bushes and slash your throat.

nobody talks about how your 30s is just about your hole becoming 40 year old velvet hole.

“This wasn’t on my bingo card” baby what was????

Ass monday or whatever

Everybody kept on folding me on my back to fuck me on Friday and I could barely breathe.

Unfortunately for some of you the excessive use of the phrase “hope that helps” in a snide way will be cause for punishment by lethal injection. Hope that stoke fear in you.

And when I enter my club kid who stays at home era what are you going to do about it

You will never be punch-kun

Everywhere, a queer-led, sober social club, is coming to an Uptown rooftop. blockclubchi.co/4mA5osD

One day we are going to find out who made you the teller of my truth.

I think some bottoms actually like stealth painting tbh. Banksy bottoms if you will.

Oh but if I go the beach I’m the bad guy chun li???

We should bring back xtube.

Might fuck around and bring back this to the culture

The phrase “turn your brain off” is so chilling like bitch no keep that shit on!!!

Had a nightmare in which I had to explain a complex board game to a group of people who clearly weren’t interested in the game

When you are disappointed with the state of things but still want attention

The Supreme Court did not strike down conversion therapy bans today. Not nationwide. Not in Colorado. Not anywhere. Here's what actually happened in Chiles v. Salazar—and why the coverage you're seeing serves the conservative legal movement more than it serves you.

Working overnights currently and the people I’m working with are so surprised that I’m not tired yet and I don’t know how to tell them that as a gay guy I sometimes force myself to stay up for ridiculous amounts of periods just so I can listen to the worst music you have ever heard.

Omg @bongrot.bsky.social made me a plate of food 😍

Naked men are at the beach! Nature is healing!

Honestly the internet has taught me having a big dick is a dime a dozen thing. It’s kinda more impressive to have a small one imo

(Tinashe voice) I’ve been a Nasty Pig

I’m delusion but I also see the progress

If you call it cock in the dms imma skip over the dm

I’m masturbating, do you guys need anything?

There should make open deck night but for gogoing

Go vote hoe.

My body is catfishing again