I kinda want to try gogo dancing but the idea of having to be at a party for a locked amount of time makes me realize that it’s just work dressed as fun.

I wonder how many black owned dispensaries are in the city.

I’d never wanna be described as someone who lights up any room. People who light up any room are always murdered by some serial killer

Advertising yourself as a “BBC top” is so unbecoming of you.

It’s crazy how I’m having one of the worst weeks ever in my working life.

omg they are FIGHTING !! MULTI-PLATFORM he said-she said-they said fight about calling 911 over women sunbathing topless at Hollywood beach !! www.reddit.com/r/GayMen/s/S... www.instagram.com/reel/DZ_F45I...

Very uninspired currently. I should consult the charts to see why

So I’ve been doing it the opposite the whole time…

I’ve always had the boot nastiest sex with American dad playing in the background.

Called my dad for Father’s Day and he said “ok thanks bye.” And that was probably one of the best interactions we had.

No one tells you when you start working out that your already big thighs get thicker and that makes it harder for you to tuck your penis underneath when you have to go big potty.

It’s the first day of summer and I know you motherfuckers aren’t getting silly enough for me.

Sometimes a guy is into twinks in a weird and dangerous way.

Hello

The answer to this question is no

Do you think I can get a replacement ID from the dmv as a walk in??? I’m 4 years old and blind.

There is always some loud over astonished fæggot that sees some people in the bushes at Hollywood and has to go “oh my god they are having sex!” As if they haven’t heard of the concept of cruising.

I bottom fish so much on here.

This is a game changer.

Who do have to fuck to get someone to fuck me!

Imagine arguing with me and I’m Just this sleepy.

Lowkey IML is kinda haunted

This is so fucking sad and bleak

Should I get a ps5

One of my best friends who i see all the time, lives in oak park and thats not even the city. I get so scared when chicago folks talk about distances because I clearly have a fucked up idea of what is long.

Im sorry but Threads has the worst userbase by a long ass mile. Imagine people trying to do twitter personalities but they are ten years late, informed by reddit and have the weird local energy of facebook.

Whole house has been sick for a week.

When was the last time you watched porn on your computer? Comment below.

Can’t wait to responsibly enjoy a cocktail this summer.

Can’t believe they are still selling meth on tumblr

cruising is only fun when the bricky trolls are lurking around because it feels like a sleezy giallo film where one of them is going to jump out of the bushes and slash your throat.

nobody talks about how your 30s is just about your hole becoming 40 year old velvet hole.

“This wasn’t on my bingo card” baby what was????

Everybody kept on folding me on my back to fuck me on Friday and I could barely breathe.

Unfortunately for some of you the excessive use of the phrase “hope that helps” in a snide way will be cause for punishment by lethal injection. Hope that stoke fear in you.

And when I enter my club kid who stays at home era what are you going to do about it

You will never be punch-kun

Everywhere, a queer-led, sober social club, is coming to an Uptown rooftop. blockclubchi.co/4mA5osD

One day we are going to find out who made you the teller of my truth.

I think some bottoms actually like stealth painting tbh. Banksy bottoms if you will.

Oh but if I go the beach I’m the bad guy chun li???

We should bring back xtube.

Might fuck around and bring back this to the culture