Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

We gotta lower the rent guys

the myth of a free platform for artists

As leftists/progressives we must normalize to point and laugh at people who are neither willing nor able to get their head out of their own ass and see what's going down. Let them just fuck right off

I just bought a few book off amazon (I know) and the whole time it just feels like you're talking to a high pressure salesman. But not even a good one. More like one of those who advertise their obvious scam whatsapp group on tiktok

I'd love to let in some fresh autumn air, but the tree outside keeps cumming in my window

Embrace, extend, extinguish ^ You are here

A very private conversation at night in a long, empty palace corridor. What plot are they hatching? Anthonie de Lorme makes you wonder.

In this episode of The Blacklist there is a German EMT who probably wanted to say "Er braucht Sauerstoff" (He needs Oxygen) but I'm 99% sure he said "Er braucht Arschloch"

this exists it is called thinking

scene: cabinet meeting, 37th year of trump's second presidency chair of the joint chiefs: "gentlemen, the zapatista uprising is sweeping the southwest. three states have already fallen. what should we do?" major general creatine whitepower: "uh. umm. we must secure the existence of—"

This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem

With wrestling I always feel like there is a lot of interesting, athletic stuff happening, but it's not the stuff you're actually seeing. It's like the stage magic of sports

So lets say a train station is permanently under construction, in some way or another. Is it animate or inanimate?

When you like them, but they are beguiled by dull sleep and now you're trying not to be moved by the passions of the body

- She has the Maps, she is our Navigatrix - She committed a heinous crime, she is the Perpetratrix - She sold that house, she is a Realtrix

This feels relevant today

Could it be that Simulacra and Simulation is itself the simulacrum of an underlying philosophical idea? Because if so, then fuck you Monsieur Bow-drillard. Shit's complicated enough as it is

There's been an suspicious agglutination of Owls in my life, recently

I just find et ~ i n t e r e s t i n g ~ that whenever there are politically motivated bad guys on The Blacklist, they're always progressives

Cool things about a drunken foursome: Drunk, fucking your friends hot wife Not so cool things about a drunken foursome: Sober eventually, your hot friend fucking your wife

My wife’s use of pronouns when telling a story with multiple branches of people is at best vague/confusing and at worst criminal

"Just be yourself" - Them, who I very carefully work to not actually know me

another gem

I can't recall where this originated but I'll never ever stop laughing at it.

No one in my unit is chronically online enough to show this to without getting an HR meeting and I’m upset

she rhythmically strokin my prostate to play bad apple on the electrocardiogram screen

Too many of our pundits are into some kind of intellectual free-use type kink

The second greatest trick the devil ever pulled, is making us believe that the news are telling us about whats happening

us mecha fans have been longing for robots for years but in 2025 they're just not an ethical or good thing to want anymore I miss being able to like cute robots with their little beep-boops and cluelessness at how people work. NOT making dissociative crises, taking away jobs, or killing the planet

these days you can't say "be the change you want to see in the world", on account of the specific details of the change everyone wants to see

what a lovely day, I sure hope nothing bad happens

It gets even crazier

David Pope in Canberra Times

maybe everyone forgot that hollow knight was hard because of all of the bouba-coded character designs. even the main guy is all small and round-like maybe silksong just feels harder because hornet is kiki

wild that MP3 is an audio file, MP4 is a video file, but MP5 is a submachine gun. Digimon-ass evolution line.

Pro Tip: If you want to desolder components from your single board computer, but don't have a heat gun, you can just connect it to your ovens power line

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a comic i made while bored

The way Charlie Kirks death gets talked about on bsky

charlie kirk being our generation’s franz ferdinand is pretty goddamn funny idc

I'm an independent listener and I like this song

I'm pretty sure orange man is convinced that that drawing is subtle

They're playing straight up fuckin music in the bathroom