NOT A DRILL ONE NIGHT ONLY 130 seats. Me, Symply Kat doing some poetry and my Wife Dr Alma reading from her book! www.elysiantheater.com/shows/beauti...

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Oh, Pittsburgh!

Came into the building at work Stopped to sit security Stopped to solve inventory Stopped to plan HHD Stopped to talk shit All I wanted was a pepsi

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Hey look, it's the first comic we ever made! My apologies if you speak Celsius.

Pittsburgh, specifically Shady/Land, wtf is that smell?

I can confirm that my cats have no interest in watching Frasier.

This is Ralphie. He's trying to live up to his reputation as a retriever. Let him cook. 12/10 (TT: ralphiesgoldenlife)

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

In memory of Robert Redford, our General Manager is wearing his mustache at half-mast.

And acknowledgment of harm is step ONE of a(n ancient) 5 part process of repentance and repair (as I read Maimonides). Then- 2) begin to change 3) amends 4) THEN apology 5) when the chance to do the thing again arises, make different choices (It’s all in the book, link upthread)

Stop antagonizing him. For crying out loud.

Unknown caterpillar on Crinthum maritimum

TOP TEN CAT BREEDS 1. Super Bingus 2. Tender Loaf 3. Crime Bean 4. Le Squishe 5. Load-bearing Tater 6. Royal Softling 7. Electric Spiceweasel 8. Pantaloosian 9. Tammy 10. Dinky Porch Pebble

“individuals tend to report more accurately about the partners with whom they shared knowledge than about those from whom they received knowledge….findings provide important empirical evidence on how community-wide cultural transmission is structured by demography and perception”

Naughty bee robbing the tobacco flower

"Shitbaby, where's room 9?" It's in the basement, take that elevator to level B. *60 sec later, they're looking confused on lvl 1 next to the elevator* "We couldn't get thru the stairwell, we just need to find our son, he's in room 9" Take The Elevator To Level B

Send me your fedi links. I'm packing up.

I would love to meditate but my brain would rather loop Erasure's I Love Saturdays. Beepyboops and all.

Focus groups ruin everything.

Hey, I got a lot of people following me after I posted a rather hopeful meme. Full disclosure, I am an absolute goblin. Sometimes I am funny, but just know I often have a dead animal in my purse.

Sewey cat

No, no, no. Yall said yall were coming to get us. Why are you backing out now, cowards?

I cannot stress it enough. The pet parrot-owner relationship is insufficient for a healthy bird. They are not cats, dogs, or lizards. They are animals with large and highly social needs.

Okay yall, I ran a fedi instance. Noboby wanted to join bc it was "too complicated", even tho my low tech ass built it. This right here is why I put in the time learning it. Every time you rely on a corporate entity, you're agreeing to their biased governance.

Stop reposting or linking to news sites that celebrate a racist who celebrated death and encouraged violence. Unfollow, unsubscribe from those sites. This is an opportunity to learn which sources are serious and merit support. Here's a list (I didn't make) of reader/worker owned media companies.

Man, my cuticles can't get any more chewed! Time to relax with Forensic Files.

Crisis averted

The way Charlie Kirks death gets talked about on bsky

Stop blaming others for your problems. Learn Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

This is what it feels like to order a $100 Japanese Planner and then have it arrive In the mail. youtu.be/lWqJTKdznaM?...

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Hubby asked me to not go in today. I responded "I asked my boss for the new sec protocol and was dismissed. If I get shot today BABY, WE MAKE BANK!"

@self.agency got mod hit. He didn't post anything that awful.

Don't feel sorry. Charlie wanted it this way.

We're hiring! Well, we're not hiring you, since you're probably seeing this post while goofing off at your current job.

thoughts and prayers for the person who wrote that Jezebel article whoooo must be having a weird one

This is a better use of your afternoon than whatever else is likely on your timeline today.

no new pictures, where are you at mentally?