I have thoughts. About Tools And Identity. Too many to articulate now. Hopefully I'll have more coherent thoughts about this. In the Future.

I wish I felt more comfortable being honest on here, but I really get a Good Vibes Only Vibe. 🤷‍♂️

lowkey i think of judith butler like a bay area cryptid

I just want a partner as lethal and scary as I am, but in a negative image way, like we compliment each other, and also make up for each others differences with our own particular strengths. And we give each other flowers and prezzies and are cute in a sickening way.

For no particular reason. (Watch Yellowjackets)

Summers Agents Invasive and Brash The thrashing of a Falling King The Deciduous Wanes.

I have to say, after over a decade of being tempered in the 217, I wonder how I'd fare returning to the 206?

So what? Now I gotta crawl up a building to get married?

You know, I've never thought of myself as a 'Badass' before.

Maybe I should approach Dating with the same confidence as I approach Home Intruders. And a Sword.

This Heat can eat a dick.

I'll probably just go to sleep on the couch with all the lights, and TV on, and multiple weapons within reach. Ahh the good ole days! Sometimes it's good to remember where you came from.

Maybe I'll just start yelling WHO THE FUCK IS IN MY HOUSE? anytime I enter a building and it will become My Thing.

Omg, Finally! We can get on with the Gay Wrath!

You've got to be kidding me.

Nah, girl. I'm totally fine.

I found some tissues on the front porch, a brand I don't use, smeared with resin, not from any cleaning I'd done. Overlooked Personal Effects. Perfect.

Ok, Third part done.

If you broke into a dark house, what is the most terrifying music that could be playing?

Now for the fun part! I don't usually buy myself treats, and haven't fucked with resin incense in a Long time!

Much like cutting my hair, I might've hit the proper inebriation window for firing up the chainsaw! Vroom vroom!!

I guess I can be scary. Multiple people told be they don't think he'll be back!

Now that I'm thinking about it, I've delt with three home invasions now, all in the last 15 years, all in Decatur, IL.

Don't ever let anyone tell you Drama class doesn't have any Practical purpose. The isn't the first time I've used the force of Volume of my voice to influence a home intruder.

Holy shit. I can't believe that happened.

Gonna woek on metaphysical reinforcement later. Was telling the lady at the woo store about what happened, she was like, you seem to be taking it really well! I was like yeah, thats Lexapro.

I need a house husband that likes to clean and isn't afraid to cut a bitch.

Step one of door reinforcement done. Might get a steel mesh ti put over the windows.

I woke up to the sound of my screen, then front door being forced open, I quickly put on pants and yelled in my big scary voice WHO THE FUCK IS IN MY HOUSE, grabbed the sword off yhe wall amd headed tp the living room, they were already back out the door, I chased to the lawn, they were on a bike.

Someone just broke in my house while I was sleeping.

I yearn for Ulthar

Watching Bewitched and although I Love it... I'm seeing concerning themes...

Build your own servitors, kids! Kit includes cursed grimoire with instructional rites for both fresh and rotting vegetable friends!

I'm Sorry, A Letter from X to Z. I'm Sorry our slack was ineffective. We didn't try. that waz the Point. We didn't do our Best. That was the point. Sorry it waz Wrong. Good Luch.

When does Restoration become Revisionism? The addition being demolished has Decades of Queer History and Memory attached to it. I have memories from 20 years ago on that roof! Corporations are taking over Queer spaces.

Omg. The Siamese just walked in. I'm not looking.

I should carry a doorknob in my bag in honor of Aunt Clara

I'm putting off mowing the lawn because of the heat, watching Bewitched instead.

Laundry done.

At the Crossroads closest to my house there is a fairy ring that the sidewalk bisects.

The first items needed for The House of Birds procured!

I hear cicadas

Well then.

Catnip planters and the Grave Garden, which also has catnip.

New Cryptid Unlocked!

Listening to my neighbors do yard work while I kick back with a cocktail and a smoke, not working on a Sunday. This is why Jesus hates them.