Its funny how the muscle memory of Spinning comes back when spellcasting

Playing Donna Summer and Iggy Azalea simultaneously in a sort of hateful ritual I'm not sure what even is happening.

I despise the Midwest obsession with Lawncare

Nearly 40 years ago, a Kentucky Derby contender called Demons Begone got possessed by demons. Allegedly.

I apparently mogged my hot friend 🤷‍♂️

I gotta be honest. I... I love not having a dog.

If a man cleaned my house I'd ask him to marry me

There's this customer that always gives me Fuck Me eyes, but I don't know if he just looks like that. I managed to wink at him yesterday.

Maybe I should get a belt instead of carabiners

Just taking an evening to Pause

I wonder if I could pull off a Mohawk and a Rattail?

As unofficial town sorcerer, I'm sending out a mild, almost ineffective charm that will help you spot an interesting bird.

I dont know w h it's happening

Propolis

HecataHanumaPilled

Entering my Newfoundland era.

Shock the System. Reset.

That's the thing about Fugue states

Happy Birthday, My Satyr.

Him, being sexy. Me, yeah but more Isopods.

I've had enough of playing fair

Hooking up with people that have the same, but opposite body issues is so fucking funny, like your both repulsed and amazed by each other at the same time.

A True Retail Worker knows how to respond to behavior, not appearance. You treat everyone as equal, regardless of appearance, until their behavior justifies a different response.

All the little insidious ways we sacrifice ourselves for others

You know how Halloween has become Sexy Monsters? Maybe in balance Beltane should become all about Horrendous Sexiness.

He looks like he shouts "zoinks" when he cums

Hideous

49

Playing with my Mace. Marry Me.

Happy PreBeltane

Spider. Monkey. Spider. Monkey. SpiderMonkey.

I knew it wouldn't last when he couldn't stand even 10sec of one of my favorite and influential songs

Going to the Gym As an act of Devotion, Both to my Goddess And Myself.

Getting on an SSRI and doing Therapy was just one of the best decisions I've ever made.

You Are One

Omg. Ever have a sandwich so good you wanna hump the cabinets?

I'm always curious why folks are following me. Do you know me from The Old Place? 🐦 Was I on a list? Did you find me from something I posted? Let me know! Puppy tax for asking questions.

I'm not saying I drive like this, But

Fuck. I gotta get my shit together.