realized that it's bc every time i heard about somewhere else closing i would think, "at least we still have thee parkside" 🙃

my two hyperfixations right now are the scientific body of evidence for psi phenomena and financial planning. you might think these two things are unrelated but they are not.

would it be psychotic to start sending when2meet links to my friends

honestly the news about thee parkside is gutting me in a way that previous bay venue closures haven’t

i love to make hyper-specific memes for my friends which will get 2-4 views on imgflip

fuck i just realized i'm coming out as in favor of selling newspapers

whyyyy are there so many acronyms

other people exist in their own right. i am sorry to be the one to inform you

every leftist group would be far more benefitted by a “basic social skills” or etiquette class than any political theory education

okay hear me out

everyone should be really grateful that i developed a moral framework BEFORE i discovered how much i like violence

I'm sorry for the person who was beat to death and killed. My sincere condolences to their loved ones. ICE is going to continue to kill people because the purpose of a system is what it does. It is not what it says it does or what you hope it does. Maybe USians will finally confront this truth.

i DID have plans for today but instead i get to deal with my landlord

shout out to the cathode chat

i am absolutely devastated to report that moving my alarm clock to the other side of the room so that i am forced to physically leave my bed to turn it off has been very effective in getting me to wake up "on time"

once more i am thinking about the power of friendship and this gun i found

if you cannot accomplish what you need to do in a 1 hour meeting, turning it into a 2 hour meeting is not going to help you accomplish that thing. touch grass

once again thinking about just how good neil cicierega's mashup of linkin park and the doobie brothers is www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L_u...

sat in my car for five minutes before the show considering whether to bring the strap bag with me because i thought what if my car gets bipped and i lose my only working strap prototype i will kms

moving through the crowd at the bar by placing my hand gently on the lower backs of all the men i have to shove by

the 24-year-olds at work are emailing me to ask how to remain unbothered in the face of boss nonsense when did i become the adult in the room

Imagine doing a PhD in electricity, just so you knew how to blow up nuclear power plants and heavy water-producing facilities. “I learned from them very early that what one does with Nazis is kill them... I am not a pacifist.” A profile in absolute courage.

clicksphone.com/communicator they invented the blackberry again

my “i love productive conflict” shirt is raising a lot of questions that the shirt already answers

customer just called china a third world country?????? reader i was speechless

co-star told me i’m being too nice and i’m like???????

every year i identify more and more with the 1999 radio hit song “all star” by smash mouth

me to my boss: thank you SO much, but i will NOT be doing that!

nobody ever likes my electricity facts

my roommate drank all my tea!!!! i just wanna be alone in my house sometimes!!!!!!!

AND WHO'S GONNA STOP ME, HUH?????

just read a “queer YA” book so bad that it made me empathize with right wing DEI talking points, yeesh

me at any museum holding a knife to the docent’s jugular: WHERE ARE YOUR FHCKING WATERCOLORS

it’s a civil war and no one wants to believe it

This image is all of us

they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.

i'm gonna be so fr w u rn, i don't know if i am going to survive s3 of jjk

tfw ur jaw is so tense u covet ur partner's hitachi for its on-label purpose

the customers are going to turn me into the Joker

christmas elf ass outfit

i would like Canon Events to stop happening

if i wanted to take a dance class in the bay area where would i go to do that

my roommate says very weird things about me getting a cat and it’s making me want to not get a cat!!

i’m watching blue-eyed samurai very much against my own better judgement

I don't care who wins Dragon Ball Z's popularity poll, I just want Goten to lose to Bulma's cat: aftermath.site/dragon-ball-z-...

glad i missed whatever fucking discourse happened today while i was mopping my floor as god intended

all you people who told me i could just bookmark things instead of keeping my tabs open were FUCKING LIARS

me n @maidshrike.church