lowkey i think of judith butler like a bay area cryptid

oh so you like frictionmaxxing???? wait until you hear about this thing called "community care" !!

trolling everyone on interw*b by steadfastly refusing to engage in wacky online debates and just replying to things with :)

Oakland is really like the Oakland of the Bay Area when you think abt it lol

oooooh i’ve got some BANGERS coming up on the union insta

don't make me point at the fucking sign

they should let you erase the last 30s of your memory when you accidentally see a pre-transition photo of someone

losing my god damned mind at the ahistoricity of the dsa once again

today one of my coworkers said, “if you were in the willy wonka movie you would probably try to fight willy wonka. or unionize the oompa loompas.”

our upstairs neighbors are a trio of gals in their early 20s and they all have boyfriends who are around all the time and every single one of those men looks ragged as fuck

being hungry AND nauseous at the same time should be illegal

put me in the bean hole i bet it’s toasty in there

already sweaty :(

This might be one of the most insane scandals in game history When Pokemon Go players scan PokeStops, theyve been unknowingly building a detailed visual model of the world which is being sold to a military contractor to build a no-GPS positioning for the new generation of unmanned killing machines

it's time to bring back... Be reasonable, demand the impossible... ...bcuz half-measures are having increasingly shrinking returns. #MAXIMALISM

texting my friends “i’ve got the goods” but it’s just that i have a dvd of master and commander far side of the world in my tote bag

surf rock is only going to become more relevant as sea levels rise

experiencing some major setbacks in my efforts to heal my relationship to grapes today

this is straight up not true. have you ever sat in on an anarchist federation spokes council? you would NEVER say this

i will succeed because i am a pervert 🥳🫡

if anyone knows what the hell is going on w my hormones lmk

as a person of milquetoast complexion, i did not think being called the n word was an experience i would ever have. and yet.

i know beyond a doubt that i’m a “fight” person not a “flight” person

In the Mouth of Madness 2 it’s happening

i’m stress :)

sometimes i forget that berserk is like, still running

feels great to be medicated again

i should be paid $500 every time i am unwillingly exposed to a man’s essay about polyamory

constant low-grade level of annoyance about [redacted]

i found some cassette tapes on the street and i wish i knew who left them there bc one of them, Side A is Weird Al in 3D and Side B is music from Bubblegum Crisis I. like. ok king???

does anyone know which of my mental illnesses is the one that compels me to clean other people's baseboards when i house-sit for them

being evil today (sharing some unhinged gossip w my partner and then telling them they absolutely can’t repeat it)

just finished setting up my new tv and managed to snap two (2) hdmi cables trying to fit them into my receiver. we need to replace audio/visual connections with some sort of cronenbergian mush that can survive being titty twisted

the old eli’s website was better

skullcap beanies are getting so small that they are approaching yarmulke proportions; i just had to do a double take at a bearded guy crossing the street

i just wanna be alone in my house, man

costar says that my life’s calling is personally separating landlords and bosses from “their” money

once again i am begging union guys to think about marketing for one second

robert’s rules can suck my dick

i want everyone at my work to get paid 35$ an hour so that the annoying people chill the fuck out

gonna have macho man randy savage's delivery here in my head for a while

being on a union bargaining team is one of the best and worst experiences of my whole entire life lmao

in the last week one of my coworkers called me an "evil mastermind" and another said i was "diabolical" 🙂

i now own a hot hole punch and am unstoppable

you can feel it, can’t you?

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feeling genuinely concerned by some of the pillion reviews i am reading. i don’t trust you people

I love all genders🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Because I have no gender. Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety. Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love? Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?