Screaming into my phone “I DON’T LIKE PILATES!” In the hopes the insta ads stop.

The only true “off ramp” to this is socialism by the way

Dreamt I was walking behind Trump. He had on his MAGA had and a jacket that said “TURD” on the back. I took a picture and he demanded I show it to him, but I deleted it.

I am getting served nothing but Pilates ads on insta. Relentless.

I just friended a rando on insta because they put a friend request slide in between stories and I was trying to tap to the next one. Fucking ok!

Hilary Clinton obvs knew about her husband’s involvement with Epstein just as he knew about Trump’s. Don’t let her off the hook because you’re like omg pantsuit nation girlies yay. It sickens me the way some women worship Hilary and Kamala.

Israel is a completely evil regime.

The US should have to parcel out its nuclear arsenal to every other nation on earth until everybody else has an equal number. That's the only way we'll ever see nuclear disarmament.

I’m so sick of political ads on TV and Instagram. No to Raja and Stratton.

Dollar Tree’s 9,000th store opened last year within a few miles of a Louis Vuitton, a steakhouse selling $525 Wagyu beef and Audi, Porsche and Ferrari dealerships, where the average car costs more than what a typical Dollar Tree shopper makes in a year.

Al Jazeera English is free to watch and has been pretty good to have on in the background for breaking news These Days

No one wants this except a few elite bastards. No one

Watching If I Had Legs, I’d Kick You.

I went to the protest by myself and I was talking to a few people around me. One man said: 'I sincerely hope that China doesn't start bombing Los Angeles to free us from our fascist regime.' - Everyone was extremely solemn at that comment.

"the bombings will continue until world peace is achieved" glad we've finally got the Trump Doctrine sorted

Khamenei, the Islamic Republic's second supreme leader, has been killed. He had held power since 1989, guiding Iran through difficult times — and overseeing the violent suppression of dissent.

My therapist canceled Friday’s appt Thursday afternoon. She suggested we meet early this coming week and has yet to get back to me about what days and times work. This is really pissing me off.

I finally bought a pair of Virgo socks that I have been eyeing for over a year.

i don’t even understand why people are talking about kamala harris at all today. beyond the indomitable human need to armchair quarterback i mean. ‘she would have—‘ ok but it doesn’t matter rn. blink twice if you get that it doesn’t matter rn

If unpopular 80 something presidents are fair game....things could get sketchy. Will anyone attempt to "liberate" the U.S. from the trump regime via military action? Or is that just a one way kind of thing?

Netanyahu says the ayatollah is dead, but I don’t believe it. I despise Netanyahu.

Israel has closed all the crossings into Gaza and reimposed total siege.

congress sounds cool i wish it was real

anyone choosing this moment to be all "here's what you get with republicans: bombs in the middle east" needs to grow up rapidly, considering what the last dem admin did in gaza & their current support for trump's actions right now. this is what you get with (wholly bipartisan) american imperialism

Two for three so far

Gonna be real weird to fight against NATO with Russia, but maybe our military will be tied up in Iran or helping out with genocide

Trump may have just launched the kind of Middle Eastern forever war he has long condemned in his predecessors (via Bloomberg Opinion)

There is nothing much to say right now other than that this war is illegal, unprovoked, and unconstitutional, and Trump and Netanyahu are both war criminals who belong in the Hague. And that I hope for as few people to die because of their madness as possible.

jfc

operation epstein fury

After Anthropic already said no? Ok….

Everyone does realize that Bari Weiss is about to control like half of American media? Right?

I appreciate The Pitt writers for portraying the frightening side of bipolar disorder but stressing that we can all lead fulfilling, regular lives.

Radiohead is demanding that the Trump administration take down a pro-ICE promotional video featuring a version of its song “Let Down” without permission. Full statement from the band:

My therapist texted that she would get back in touch about her schedule like 4 hours ago! How hard is it to bust out a calendar! Maybe this is a sign to seek a millennial therapist.

Trump lies: "I don't know anything about the Epstein files. I've been fully exonerated."

My therapist is pissing me off. She canceled our session today because she has a cold. Ok fine. But she says “I’ll be back with you” about rescheduling like dude fucking take 5 mins to look at your planner and let me know.

Duckie

So basically I have to wait til our phones are paid off to lower our Verizon bill. About halfway there. Nothing else they can do for me, a customer of 23 years. Annoying.

LOGGING ON

Dear Universe, Please bring back PB Crisps. Why did you ever take them from us?

Breaking news: A federal judge found that the IRS violated federal law “approximately 42,695 times” when it shared confidential taxpayer addresses with immigration enforcement officials last summer.

If you’re wondering why the Trump Administration is cutting off health care for people across our state - look no further than the President’s own words: “retribution is coming”

Omgggg just tell me if I have the job. The suspense is just awful.

Received an email from a poetry journal—don’t know how they got my email because I’ve never submitted—urging me to pay money to subscribe to them. Their name is Antiphony. That’s a fuck no.

Internal schedule confirms Kash Patel went to Olympics to be world’s most special little guy:

This is a critical difference between reformers and non-reformers. You need to be willing to look leadership and their lawyers in the face and say “No, I’m going to try something else. You can help me or you can get out of my way.”

Dreamt somebody showed me how much earwax was in my ears. It was a lot.

It turns out there indeed is a global elite pedophile ring.