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the FlyersâPens preshow gave me an AI-generated man-on-the-streetâstyle ad for a mobile game operating an illegal online casino:
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https://igb.illinois.gov/content/dam/soi/en/web/igb/documents/casino/cease-and-desist-letters/20260204-cease-and-desist-jackpot-go.pdf
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some repliers here are pissed off at Stern for including someone's Bluesky handle in a screenshot where they're threatening to push him off a cliff lol
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about 2 months ago
sorry to be an old-fashioned scold but there is something deeply pathetic about being an adult and shoplifting just because you kinda feel like the rules don't apply to you
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Dan OâSullivan
4 months ago
I can't believe I'm saying "the Trump post about Rob Reiner shocked me and took my breath away" but yes I will cop that it did. I am capable of being surprised still, somehow
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Kathleen Bachynski
8 months ago
âJimenez Rosa, a legal permanent resident and mother of four U.S. citizens, was detained over what her lawyer believes was a decades-old, personal-use marijuana charge, which is no longer a crime in Massachusetts today⊠âI was just like, âGirls, we might never see your mother again in this countryââ
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ICE released this Mass. mom with no phone, 30 miles from home in the rain after detainment for a sealed marijuana conviction
Federal authorities refused to tell the Canton woman's husband or lawyer on what grounds she was being detained until shortly before her release.
https://www.masslive.com/news/2025/08/mass-mom-detained-by-ice-for-10-days-over-decades-old-minor-marijuana-charge.html
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Alex Koma
8 months ago
As if this week were not bizarre enough: Mount Pleasant residents tell me a group of federal agents gathered for a photo-op near a pro-immigrant banner, pictured below, then tore it down. In its place, they left a dildo. A neighbor's Ring camera captured the whole thing...
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Fanfiction_txt
about 1 year ago
Scrappy Doo has been found dead in Miami
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Charlottesville is a dump but you can get a solid bagel there, so it's impossible to judge the place conclusively.
9 months ago
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Senator Ron Wyden
10 months ago
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Jake Lahut
10 months ago
Big Balls scoop with the
@wired.com
dream team: Edward Coristine has left the federal govt and resigned yesterday, per a WH source. More details here from multiple sources on his departure, w/
@makenakelly.bsky.social
@telliotter.bsky.social
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@zoeschiffer.bsky.social
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âBig Ballsâ No Longer Works for the US Government
The technologist Edward Coristine, a key operative in Elon Musk's so-called Department of Government Efficiency who's gone by the name "Big Balls" online, has resigned, the White House tells WIRED.
https://www.wired.com/story/big-balls-coristine-doge-resigned-us-government/
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick
10 months ago
Mahmoud Khalil is out of detention!
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Phil Lewis
11 months ago
Sen. Alex Padilla was just removed from Kristi Noem's press conference in Los Angeles (video: Bill Melugin/Fox News)
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mr potato
11 months ago
sweeping the âhooters breakfast menuâ category on jeopardy then looking into the audience to see my wife giving me a thumbs down
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Sean Beckner-Carmitchel
11 months ago
BREAKING: A few minutes ago, a vehicle of three people was rammed by a truck belonging to federal immigration authorities in Boyle Heights, CA. According to security footage shown to me, they deployed chemical munitions & detained the driver at gunpoint. All are US citizens according to the wife.
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tune in and root on your old pal Matt on today's Jeopardy! you're in for a helluva match with me, John, and the returning champ
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11 months ago
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Ryan Goodman
11 months ago
Bondi DOJ has a problem. On left: DOJ Indictment and Detention Memo allege Abrego Garcia lied to officer by not revealing he was coming from Texas On right: DHS Referral Report: "Subject stated he was driving 'three days ago' (11/27/2022) from Houston, TX to Temple Hills, MD (via St Louis, MO)"
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Josh Marshall
11 months ago
Hegseth apparently also wants to rename vessels named for Thurgood Marshall, Harriet Tubman and a slew of other civil rights leaders.
www.cbsnews.com/news/navy-ne...
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Prem Thakker ă
11 months ago
Columbia University Acting President Claire Shipman welcomed to Columbia College's graduation ceremony with sustained jeers and boos. Minutes later, students break out in loud chants of "Free Mahmoud":
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Lindsay Beyerstein
11 months ago
Trump pardoned the violent J6 insurrectionist freaks and they walk among us, thirsting for revenge. One of them, Zach Alam, did a home invasion the other day.
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David J. Bier
11 months ago
Cato has published my comprehensive review of the ~240 Venezuelans the US government renditioned 2 months ago to Salvadorâs notorious prison. We identified FIFTY who came legally, never violated any immigration law, but are imprisoned at the US governmentâs request and at US taxpayer expense.
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Ras J. Baraka
12 months ago
This is the moment I was invited into Delaney Hall. Nobody was kicking or shoving like the coverage suggests. We were invited in.
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deeply stupid people in charge of the government in west virginia
wvmetronews.com/2025/03/07/d...
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Delegates vote to ban rank choice voting, which isn't happening in West Virginia - WV MetroNews
The system uses votersâ rankings of candidates to choose the winner.
https://wvmetronews.com/2025/03/07/delegates-vote-to-ban-rank-choice-voting-which-isnt-happening-in-west-virginia/
about 1 year ago
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Adam Harris
about 1 year ago
New: The administrationâthrough DOJ, HHS, ED, and GSAâsays it has canceled ~$400 million in federal grants and contracts to Columbia University.
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George Pearkes
about 1 year ago
Man *CDC PLANS STUDY INTO VACCINES AND AUTISM: REUTERS *CDC PLANS STUDY ON POTENTIAL AUTISIM-VACCINES CONNECTION: RTRS
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james đđ«
about 1 year ago
Anything stupid like this that happens to Maine and Maine only is revenge for Maine's governor standing up to Trump at a meeting and should be reported as such.
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Chase Madar
about 1 year ago
Truly disgraceful,
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molly conger
about 1 year ago
this is genuinely shocking. this is a very particular strain of american nazi shit - this isnât a conspiracy theory that exists outside of that belief system. this is not something you would say if you arenât well versed in neonazi talking points.
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jesus christ
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about 1 year ago
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Mark Joseph Stern
about 1 year ago
These guys are leading lights of the conservative legal movement. They tried to reverse-engineer an originalist argument against birthright citizenship for the children of undocumented immigrants. And the BEST they could manage has a massive flaw that renders their whole theory demonstrably bogus!
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vice president appa-laysha really is just a sniveling little pig isn't he
about 1 year ago
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The New York Times
about 1 year ago
William E. Leuchtenburg, a historian whose books cemented the place of Franklin D. Roosevelt among the greatest American presidents, died on Tuesday. He was 102.
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William E. Leuchtenburg, Scholar of F.D.R. and the Presidency, Dies at 102
His writings, which stretched across eight decades, helped Americans understand a president who transformed the office and shaped the postwar years.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/29/books/william-e-leuchtenburg-dead.html?smtyp=cur&smid=bsky-nytimes
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Jen Bendery
about 1 year ago
"What happened last night is the most direct assault on the authority of Congress, I believe, in the history of the United States. It is blatantly unconstitutional," Sen. Angus King (I-Maine) says of Trump's OMB halting all federal grants. "If this stands, then Congress may as well adjourn."
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Loping moron
over 1 year ago
Pete Hesgeth and another DOD guy having to blow into two little breathalyzer tubes at the same time to unlock the ICBM launch button.
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I'm afraid insecurity over the name of a body of water is simply not an attribute of a real world hegemon
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over 1 year ago
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David Dayen
over 1 year ago
Whoops, so Massie and Norman have voted for others. That's it: Johnson loses the first ballot.
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Dan OâSullivan
over 1 year ago
SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
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warrior cop
over 1 year ago
Homeschoolers should have to pay double property taxes to offset the cost of regular kids having to explain everything to them later
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More Perfect Union
over 1 year ago
BREAKING: Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema have cast decisive votes against Biden's NLRB nominee. This means the Democrats will not secure control of the national labor regulator through 2026. These two Senators effectively handed Trump control of the board when his term begins.
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Jon Bois
over 1 year ago
thanksgiving is a holiday commemorating the time randy moss singlehandedly annihilated the dallas cowboys in 1998. it was actually celebrated for hundreds of years prior in anticipation of this prophesied holy event
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he's actually called pinocchio's monster
over 1 year ago
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Jen Evans
over 1 year ago
Historian and resistance fighter Marc Bloch to be enshrined in the Pantheon.
www.ehess.fr/fr/marc-bloc...
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The New York Times
over 1 year ago
Breaking News: Percival Everett won the National Book Award for fiction for âJames,â a retelling of Mark Twainâs âAdventures of Huckleberry Finn.â
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Percival Everett, Author of âJames,â Wins National Book Award for Fiction
Jason De LeĂłn received the nonfiction award for âSoldiers and Kings: Survival and Hope in the World of Human Smuggling.â
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/20/books/booksupdate/national-book-award-2024.html?smtyp=cur&smid=bsky-nytimes
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netflix incompetent to broadcast live sports
over 1 year ago
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pennsylvania must be liberated from its senseless rules around purchasing alcohol at the store
over 1 year ago
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The New York Times
over 1 year ago
Breaking News: Fernando Valenzuela, the Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher who enthralled fans in the 1980s, has died at 63.
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Fernando Valenzuela, Dodgers Pitcher Who Enthralled Fans, Dies at 63
He won the Rookie of the Year and Cy Young Awards in 1981, when âFernandomaniaâ made him a household name and filled ballparks.
https://nyti.ms/4hj59Pq
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nothing like member's mark cab sav on a tuesday night
over 1 year ago
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can of moxie spotted in the bills control room. a man of taste up there.
over 1 year ago
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tinybaby
over 1 year ago
when trump had the election fraud hotline thing after the election i called probably 100 times but 4 or 5 times i called and put on this old country boy accent and did this long preamble about how i went to the polling place that ended with me telling them i saw a dog standing up like a man voting
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