the Flyers–Pens preshow gave me an AI-generated man-on-the-street–style ad for a mobile game operating an illegal online casino: igb.illinois.gov/content/dam/...

some repliers here are pissed off at Stern for including someone's Bluesky handle in a screenshot where they're threatening to push him off a cliff lol

sorry to be an old-fashioned scold but there is something deeply pathetic about being an adult and shoplifting just because you kinda feel like the rules don't apply to you

I can't believe I'm saying "the Trump post about Rob Reiner shocked me and took my breath away" but yes I will cop that it did. I am capable of being surprised still, somehow

“Jimenez Rosa, a legal permanent resident and mother of four U.S. citizens, was detained over what her lawyer believes was a decades-old, personal-use marijuana charge, which is no longer a crime in Massachusetts today… “I was just like, ‘Girls, we might never see your mother again in this country’”

As if this week were not bizarre enough: Mount Pleasant residents tell me a group of federal agents gathered for a photo-op near a pro-immigrant banner, pictured below, then tore it down. In its place, they left a dildo. A neighbor's Ring camera captured the whole thing...

Scrappy Doo has been found dead in Miami

Charlottesville is a dump but you can get a solid bagel there, so it's impossible to judge the place conclusively.

Big Balls scoop with the @wired.com dream team: Edward Coristine has left the federal govt and resigned yesterday, per a WH source. More details here from multiple sources on his departure, w/ @makenakelly.bsky.social @telliotter.bsky.social & @zoeschiffer.bsky.social www.wired.com/story/big-ba...

Mahmoud Khalil is out of detention!

Sen. Alex Padilla was just removed from Kristi Noem's press conference in Los Angeles (video: Bill Melugin/Fox News)

sweeping the “hooters breakfast menu” category on jeopardy then looking into the audience to see my wife giving me a thumbs down

BREAKING: A few minutes ago, a vehicle of three people was rammed by a truck belonging to federal immigration authorities in Boyle Heights, CA. According to security footage shown to me, they deployed chemical munitions & detained the driver at gunpoint. All are US citizens according to the wife.

tune in and root on your old pal Matt on today's Jeopardy! you're in for a helluva match with me, John, and the returning champ @jrogoff.bsky.social.

Bondi DOJ has a problem. On left: DOJ Indictment and Detention Memo allege Abrego Garcia lied to officer by not revealing he was coming from Texas On right: DHS Referral Report: "Subject stated he was driving 'three days ago' (11/27/2022) from Houston, TX to Temple Hills, MD (via St Louis, MO)"

Hegseth apparently also wants to rename vessels named for Thurgood Marshall, Harriet Tubman and a slew of other civil rights leaders. www.cbsnews.com/news/navy-ne...

Columbia University Acting President Claire Shipman welcomed to Columbia College's graduation ceremony with sustained jeers and boos. Minutes later, students break out in loud chants of "Free Mahmoud":

Trump pardoned the violent J6 insurrectionist freaks and they walk among us, thirsting for revenge. One of them, Zach Alam, did a home invasion the other day.

Cato has published my comprehensive review of the ~240 Venezuelans the US government renditioned 2 months ago to Salvador’s notorious prison. We identified FIFTY who came legally, never violated any immigration law, but are imprisoned at the US government’s request and at US taxpayer expense.

This is the moment I was invited into Delaney Hall. Nobody was kicking or shoving like the coverage suggests. We were invited in.

deeply stupid people in charge of the government in west virginia wvmetronews.com/2025/03/07/d...

New: The administration—through DOJ, HHS, ED, and GSA—says it has canceled ~$400 million in federal grants and contracts to Columbia University.

Man *CDC PLANS STUDY INTO VACCINES AND AUTISM: REUTERS *CDC PLANS STUDY ON POTENTIAL AUTISIM-VACCINES CONNECTION: RTRS

Anything stupid like this that happens to Maine and Maine only is revenge for Maine's governor standing up to Trump at a meeting and should be reported as such.

Truly disgraceful, @columbiauniversity.bsky.social! apnews.com/article/colu...

this is genuinely shocking. this is a very particular strain of american nazi shit - this isn’t a conspiracy theory that exists outside of that belief system. this is not something you would say if you aren’t well versed in neonazi talking points.

jesus christ

These guys are leading lights of the conservative legal movement. They tried to reverse-engineer an originalist argument against birthright citizenship for the children of undocumented immigrants. And the BEST they could manage has a massive flaw that renders their whole theory demonstrably bogus!

vice president appa-laysha really is just a sniveling little pig isn't he

William E. Leuchtenburg, a historian whose books cemented the place of Franklin D. Roosevelt among the greatest American presidents, died on Tuesday. He was 102.

"What happened last night is the most direct assault on the authority of Congress, I believe, in the history of the United States. It is blatantly unconstitutional," Sen. Angus King (I-Maine) says of Trump's OMB halting all federal grants. "If this stands, then Congress may as well adjourn."

Pete Hesgeth and another DOD guy having to blow into two little breathalyzer tubes at the same time to unlock the ICBM launch button.

I'm afraid insecurity over the name of a body of water is simply not an attribute of a real world hegemon

Whoops, so Massie and Norman have voted for others. That's it: Johnson loses the first ballot.

SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper

Homeschoolers should have to pay double property taxes to offset the cost of regular kids having to explain everything to them later

BREAKING: Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema have cast decisive votes against Biden's NLRB nominee. This means the Democrats will not secure control of the national labor regulator through 2026. These two Senators effectively handed Trump control of the board when his term begins.

thanksgiving is a holiday commemorating the time randy moss singlehandedly annihilated the dallas cowboys in 1998. it was actually celebrated for hundreds of years prior in anticipation of this prophesied holy event

he's actually called pinocchio's monster

Historian and resistance fighter Marc Bloch to be enshrined in the Pantheon. www.ehess.fr/fr/marc-bloc...

Breaking News: Percival Everett won the National Book Award for fiction for “James,” a retelling of Mark Twain’s “Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.”

netflix incompetent to broadcast live sports

pennsylvania must be liberated from its senseless rules around purchasing alcohol at the store

Breaking News: Fernando Valenzuela, the Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher who enthralled fans in the 1980s, has died at 63. nyti.ms/4hj59Pq

nothing like member's mark cab sav on a tuesday night

can of moxie spotted in the bills control room. a man of taste up there.

when trump had the election fraud hotline thing after the election i called probably 100 times but 4 or 5 times i called and put on this old country boy accent and did this long preamble about how i went to the polling place that ended with me telling them i saw a dog standing up like a man voting