Every single 8th grade boy in 2001

Peyton Manning making a Major League movie reference is very much appreciated by me.

I am looking to add $400 million to my personal budget

Baker and the Bucs are 3-0.

Having watched exactly 2 minutes of this game and looking at their record, the Saints are very bad apparently.

Much like yesterday with USF, Bucs get a pick 6 too. Defensive touchdowns rule.

Oh god get that out of his hands before he hurts someone

Hey @edsbs.bsky.social, thought you’d enjoy Steve Spurrier with a sword today. (He’s honorary captain for Bucs today)

Incredible trucker hat tan lines for SDSU coach Sean Lewis

S/O to the USC assistant doing the robot and the use of the term crunk here

Trent Dilfer had to get that last text in before today's game against Tennessee.

The Bulls being up 21-0 rules

Letting people born before 1980 onto Facebook may have been the single most harmful decision any business has ever made

Make sure to wish a librarian a happy Gerald Ford Trapped in The Penn Library Elevator Day.

Maybe, just maybe, Iowa Rutgers tonight will fix me.

Pope Leo XIV said a proposal to create an AI-version of him so people could have a virtual audience with the pope pretty much horrified him.

When I drop my phone in a puddle

I feel like @pablo.show should have been the one to reveal this and all information about the Clippers going forward?

I like imagining Pablo Torre riding around in a van with a huge great dane solving phantom-related mysteries.

I love that they blame it on WiFi

Cam Bynum & Colts mascot Blue after interception

Cowboys fan & Giants fan after Wilson interception

FLORIDA GOING ONE ON ONE WIT DA UNDERTAKER

Rece Davis with a rare shoutout to The CW, televising today's big Miami-South Florida game. "That game is on The CW, which is probably the biggest thing to happen to The CW since the Gilmore Girls." http://dlvr.it/TN3Snz

we absolutely had to get some new USF on the site. available now 🤘 www.homefieldapparel.com/collections/...

It’s always* Tampa Time on the @yahoosports.bsky.social “CFB Enquirer” (*at least for the last two weeks). Oh and LSU is playing Florida this week and it will absolutely be a normal time youtu.be/RDSg5Czgvu4

NATO has scrambled aircraft.

The U.S. Patent and Trademark Office refused four trademark applications filed by Bill Belichick and his girlfriend Jordon Hudson, according to an application obtained by The Athletic. He was denied the mark “Do your job (Bill’s version).”

No. Let's be clear. Half the people on the planet will never be AI, because AI creations aren't people. Congratulations to the AI executive who managed to dehumanize literally every human being on the planet. Our humanity is a precious thing. Don't let anyone convince you it is not vital

Oh and we hired the perfect athletic director today. Pretty good week to be a Bull, imo.

After teasing it for a while, Monday Night Football finally showed off its Ben Johnson/Ferris Bueller animation.

TOP WHATEVER UP. It’s the Year of Tampa, get in the Altima we’re going to the playoff one USF upset at a time channel-6.ghost.io/the-2025-top...

jimmy fallon hosting a game show where people make ads for famous Brands competitively is just. it sounds like something i would make up to make fun of him

USF absolutely is the G5 frontrunner for the Playoff www.splitzoneduo.com/p/week-2-col...

S/O to this guy

Carter Arey knew he couldn’t make a 45-yard field goal to win the $25,000 prize. So the lifelong Missouri fan picked a different target. “All I wanted to do was kick the ball as hard as I could at the Kansas football players."

NEW POD! Joshua Perry and I react to Week 2 and that stunning result in the Swamp. Plus, helmet stickers get handed out! 💥🏈 Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/39R5...

Hawai'is kicker drilled the field goal to go up 10, and the messed up the secret handshake with the holder and had a mini argument about it before heading off the field. Sam Houston down 10 with 3 minutes left, down to QB3 due to injuries tonight.

What a day. Go Bulls

I don’t want a moral victory. USF play Miami next week and we may beat them. Miami is private school, I can count on one hand number of ppl with an actual degree from Miami. I want to beat the Gators.

LETS GO WIN A DAMN FOOTBALL GAME BULLS

If I was the University of South Florida football team here, I’d simply go score a touchdown to win the game against the Gators. Right now. And maybe run out the clock too.

LET’s GO

Free idea: a college football RedZone should have a Hater's Function. You plug in a list of teams you hate, and you can get notified if those teams are having a real bad time. Like Clemson is, right now.

It would be cool if we dialed up the “score a touchdown to take the lead before the half” play right now.

“USF made positive yards? That can’t be right, we’re reviewing the play” - the refs