Me keeping up the tradition even tho I don’t want to because the Navy game and news of very likely losing Alex Golesh have broken me

BYRUM BROWN IS MY LORD AND SAVIOR

Byrum Brown interception

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ANOTHER BYRUM BROWN TOUCHDOWN

▬▬▬.◙.▬▬▬  ═▂▄▄▓▄▄▂ ◢◤█▀▀████▄▄▄▄◢◤ █▄ █ █▄███▀▀▀▀▀▀▀╬  ◥█████◤ ══╩══╩══ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬☻/ ╬═╬/▌ ╬═╬/ \ Dropping by to ask Bulls winning today?

USF has scored another touchdown

No combination of words in any human language can effectively describe how large of a nut I just busted from that touchdown

UNT/USF

My heart rate will not allow me to live to see the end of the game

Two fumbles in a row

Bulls winning today?

We fumbled

USF scored and my pants are already off

＜⌒／ヽ-､_＿_ ／＜_/＿＿＿＿／ ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣           ∧_∧         (　･ω･)  Bulls winning today?      ＿|　⊃／(＿＿  ／　  \     /＿＿／

＜⌒／ヽ-､_＿_ ／＜_/＿＿＿＿／ ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ ∧_∧ (　･ω･) Bulls winning today? ＿|　⊃／(＿＿ ／　 \ /＿＿／ ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

“Halftime check in Chris, how are you feeling about the UM vs USF game?”

Me, a Bulls fan, watching Georgia Tech upset a high ranking ACC team

(･_･)っ (っ /  Lﾉ┘       　 ∧___∧  ⊂(・＿・ )   　ヽ ⊂二/   　(⌒)  / ／　　　　   　＼　 |　　●　　　● |   Bulls winning ＼　　 ＿＿     ／  today?

USF IS RANKED ABOVE ALABAMA

RANK USF YOU COWARDS

“Wow, this UF vs USF game is so exciting!” Me:

These refs legitimately believe any positive Bulls play is a mistake and must be reviewed expeditiously

Byrum Brown is my lord and savior

The Gators have been netting like 9 yards a carry and the score is only 3-3, I’m genuinely having the time of my life right now

“USF made positive yards? That can’t be right, we’re reviewing the play” - the refs

THE BULLS DEFENSE FORCE A KICK

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Jalen Hurts running in two touchdowns

Eagles opening defensive drive vs the Eagles opening offensive drive

Getting disqualified for spitting?? What happened to the game I love

TCU is up 27-7? Yup, it's confirmed, UNC and Jordon Hudson are committing elder abuse against Bill Belichick

Good night

The name Gus gonna get outlawed faster than a book in Alabama

Ty Simpson saw Arch Manning have a terrible debut and thought “wait till you see this”

Ty Simpson

al cowlings, june 17, 1994:

Nightmare blunt rotation

No other sport can give you an image as beautiful as this, god I missed college football

Bama really is getting cooked in a blowout, I never thought I’d live to see it

SEND ME EVERY PICTURE OF SAD BAMA FANS SO I CAN MAKE A BEDTIME QUILT OUT OF IT

Arch Manning is so bad he’s making Matt Patricia look like a competent DC

Donald Trump dying before the Epstein Files are released feels like the easy way out. I need this man alive & senile for his demise like he’s a rusty leather bag Bill Cosby

Army, the point favorite, choking against a smaller team? It’s Vietnam all over again

USF is throwing deep balls, scoring against a ranked opponent and playing outstanding defense

Me: Ended the first quarter on a big play, that’s gotta be a sign of good things to come! ESPN:

Defense is looking good, once the Bulls learn how to make a single completion it’s over for you hoes

RESPONDED TO A DEFENSIVE TURNOVER WITH A 3-AND-OUT, WE ARE SO BACK