Unless you are Indigenous, that is not your spirit animal. That is just a cat eating a burrito.

Duffel Blog coming in hot this week

Gotta participate in this year's -tober challenge

Filling classrooms with computers didn't have the huge and positive impact on learning that was promised. Filling them with tablets hasn't done it either. I know this might sound absurd to many (especially politicians) but what if we filled them with highly skilled and properly supported educators?

Another one of those news days when I'm not saying it but I'm thinking it.

only watch women's soccer if you want the skill and footwork of men's soccer combined with the physical intensity of men's hockey combined with the devil-may-care "so what if I'm bleeding, let me on the field" attitude of men's rugby oh, that sounds great? FUCK YEAH IT DOES watch women's soccer

The beasts of the field have begun subtly bowing their heads when I pass. Probably nothing.

Sometimes you just need to lie on the floor and feel your heartbeat.

This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)

IT IS TIME.

Alexa, bring me a shrubbery.

I say we stage scenes like this everywhere tomorrow. #Rapture

QOTD: “Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen.” JFC.

Good morning and welcome to a new week and the first day of autumn. Sing Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” in the shower. Go ahead and wear those good socks you’ve been saving for whatever reason. Bang a gong. See if you remember how to skip down the sidewalk. Make friends with a condor. This is your week.

I wish tomorrow wasn’t Monday so I could stay up eating baked apples and ice cream, reading a cozy cottagecore novel, then pass out to my rainforest noise machine like a feral woodland granny.

Photographer is Ashlee Rezin of Chicago Sun-Times. Cleric is David Black.

All Americans must condemn violence and de-escalate the tensions roiling the country. In many ways, teachers can serve as the antidote to them, by helping students navigate this trauma and division and by modeling civil discourse. More: www.aft.org/column/why-f... @aftunion

batman has midlife crisis and starts a more comprehensive night time moisturiser and anti-aging serum ritual for the lower half of his face

so much genius

Whatever you do, please don’t stop reading. Read for joy. Read for education. Read for resistance. Read banned books. Read books by marginalized authors. Read about experiences that differ from your own. Just. Keep. Reading.

Where is Yakov Smirnoff for us in these terrible days?

The @aaup.org just shared guidance for academic workers on how to protect themselves online www.aaup.org/news/advisor...

Following the money literally never misses

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ‘CATS

Cops rolled up and somebody yelled, "Hide the science!"

[cartoon character rave] DJ: WOOO EVERYBODY MAKE SOME NOYYZZZEE!! Tom: Jerry: Pink Panther: Snoopy: Pluto: Gromit: Dumbo: Dopey: Tinkerbell: Maggie Simpson:

this cat looks like one of the Old Master painters who's just slept with three servants, argued viciously with his annoying patron about the inferior ham he receives, and then painted his masterpiece out of spite

I’m driven almost entirely by whimsy, humor, curiosity, and spite

*watching innocent people rapidly acquire the cursed knowledge that has driven me to madness* oh no

public service announcement

These guys deserve their own buddy cop film.

You know that thing where multiple things can be true?

Babe are you a Windows Explorer view option because you are an extra large icon

where do I submit a proposal to call this period in history The Harrowing

I know it's a serious moment but I would like to get on the invite list for the crab rave because I bet those guys can DANCE

Really good time NOT to post. This isn’t going to play out well, and the internet is forever, even if you delete.

Important news

And his name is Kennedy, you say? Fascinating

What does this even mean

Learning about views or things unfamiliar to you is the core of what education IS. It will often be uncomfortable because it changes your perspective in the process. On purpose. What's being asked is that students receive INCOMPLETE education, free from a scholarly understanding of the field.

A great thing about being a grownup is you don’t have to eat the pizza bones if you don’t want to

I got my sister a bag of 18 mini rubber ducks and she asked "why?" why the fuck you think bitch, cause they're cute af

I got filter straws for the apocalypse so who wants to come over and drink the creek water behind my house with me to see if they work

went for a hike on this cool, humid morning. birds sang in the early light and a deer grazed, wiggling its ears as i strode on. i reached the summit and knelt down in the glistening flora. "do the dew," i whispered, bringing my mouth to a blade of grass. "damn. water again." my search continues.

a lynch mob but it's just a bunch of people wearing david lynch masks asking where agent cooper is when you need him

The groove is actually in the butt. Real heads know this.

happy labor day

When the overnight low slips to 49

what the hell man