We‘re one executive order away from a chocolate fountain.

Egypt fans being pulled aside, patted down, and double-checked before the Argentina vs. Egypt match, while Argentina supporters were allowed to walk through security without the same level of screening. And this is exactly why people keep accusing FIFA of double standards.

Today in Dublin 10,000s turned out for Trans Pride. Conversely a far right rally also held today saw a few hundred show up. Ireland is an inclusive & tolerant society, but paradoxically, Irish social media is overflowing with homophobic bigotry. Our social media no longer represents our society.

We live in madness

"But there's a theoretical risk of an ambulance being slowed down by Just Stop Oil protestors" suddenly seems so long ago...

Han has full mastery of Wookie passively, but lacks the organs to produce it in speech, luckily Chewbacca has the same competences the other way around

Caught my nephew running the tap while he was drinking a glass of water. I broke his phone as a lesson to not waste the water that’s needed for Data Centres. It doesn’t matter if it was his Mam’s phone. Lessons were learned.

This in turn means that when the American war in Iran does end the oversupply will cause the oil price to plummet making much of the US and Canadian production uneconomical.

Yes Ireland would be penisland what do I tell you

I giggled because I’m immature af (‘Eire’ sounds like how we’d say penis in Arabic)

I want one of these so badly.

Just stop reporting it until you’ve seen some proof that it has actually happened.

#OTD 10 July 1985 French DGSE agents bombed Greenpeace's flagship vessel Rainbow Warrior in Auckland harbor to prevent its use in a planned protest against an upcoming nuclear test. The attack killed photographer Fernando Pereira. France's role was uncovered, resulting in an international incident.

It is pure coincidence that I resigned just before the story broke about the police investigating a £500,000 donation from the mother George Cottrell, the convicted fraudster who bankrolled me.

The sun heading down for the evening. #sunset #friday

In ‘Bauhaus Stairway,’ painted in 1932, Oskar Schlemmer bridges New Objectivity and Bauhaus abstraction. (Image Credit: Oskar Schlemmer, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons)

This is the same as reporting on a road fatality with a picture of a smiling couple in a open top car.

I see Ann Widdecombe has died. When she was Home Secretary I showed her round Drake Hall womens’s prison. There was a pregnant woman on a bed in the early stages of Labour and she asked the prison officers why she wasn’t handcuffed to the bed. That’s the kind of woman she was.

Friday blues at the Hellfire #sunrise #weather

Is Elon Musk good or bad?

Been a while since they were serious but indeed… this is one for the history books. As Europe burns with the heat.

Whoah ! That's scary. #Speirgorm (From avherald).

"My car can't drive at 20 mph". FFS. Presumably you get it airlifted into car parks then?

The DAWN investigation just exposed AIPAC's "network of networks" for what it is: over 3,000 staff embedded across Congress, the Pentagon, and the White House. This isn't lobbying. This is Israel operating our foreign policy from the inside. We're not a partner, we're occupied!

I feel stupider just through exposure

Conor McGregor is an adjudicated rapist. He is universally despised in Ireland.

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That’s mad

Sinn féin the republi... sorry 'ripping hares to shreds for fun' party! They're left wing don't you know!

I never had a teacher believe in me like this.

From FIFA to UEFA, sporting governing bodies have long failed the Palestinian people, but global civil society stands against Israeli apartheid and genocide. Tonight is just a bump on the road to getting the FAI to boycott the Nations League games against Israel We won't stop until they #StopTheGame

"To sit in the shade on a fine day and look upon verdure is the most perfect refreshment" Jane Austen #Wednesday #weather

Our wildlife is on the brink and still this...

Unfortunately our Bill to ban hare coursing has been voted down by FF, FG and SF. The annual cruel practice of capturing and terrorising thousands of hares will continue. The politicians are wildly out of touch with the public on this one. We'll be back and we will win a ban!

The entire might of Wall Street (main character in such hits as 'The Wall Street Crash' and the 'The Global Financial Crash') are clearly taking another swing for the fences

Conspiracy theory: the real reason Polestar EVs were banned in the US was because no US manufacture could figure out how to compete with this feature... 🤣

I've never said "X" in real life. As a writer, I only use it to say "X, the platform formerly known as Twitter" because I get paid per word and this earns me enough money for an appetizer

Man spent five hours filling his bucket with fish, until he woke up to find every single one gone. On May 20th, a man was fishing off a dock when he started having one of the best days he’d had in weeks. Dock camera showed his Dog was feeding a Dolphin 🐬

tax the rich but also make each of them walk down a runway where they get an extra tax if i think their outfit is ugly

Today marks my 9th year sober. I came to the cheesecake bakery to get cake for breakfast, because every year I mark this occasion with cake for breakfast!

Animal. Up close and personal. Gouache on paper

every so often Zelensky gets a chance to go back to to being a funny guy on tv and it's like his eyes light up and he loses 5 years of age look at his face man is SO HAPPY to just be crushing a punchline

President Trump: Would you go to Moscow? President Zelenskyy: It's difficult. There are a lot of Ukrainian drones there. It's dangerous.

This!

Sun’s up! #sunrise #goodmorning

Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.