Everyone dumb.

Uuuuuurgh.

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

went to watch Melania (2026) observer.co.uk/news/opinion...

Yup.

Satire is dead.

Reddit rises up

24th Jan is the birthday of both @adrianedmondson.bsky.social and the Emperor Hadrian. Ladies and Gentlemen we give you..... ...Hadrian Edmondson. 😳😐

Napalm Death and Crowbar gigs around my birthday next month. May have to ignore back pain and DO IT.

"They’re the type of person who put one of their own hairs on a pizza to get a refund" is one of the best descriptive insults that I've seen for a while!

For reasons we need not trouble you with. We give you... *Weevil Knievel*

Don't go running on muddy paths with shoes that have zero grip.

Most days the meds are fine. Some days aren't. Not entirely sure what I'm doing as they've gone full "2 hours into a rave" right now. Oops!

Tomorrow marks 10 years since the greatest piece of art of our generation

Local bar for a decent pint or so. SO MANY AWKWARD DATES.

One day late for Boxing Day, but it is #Caturday.

One day I hope to create an insult this good.

12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”

It's been a marketing term since the 50s, when folks started looking into the basic concepts. It (general AI) was supposed to be doable in just a few years then, too...

Happy Christmas, comrades!

adore this concept & fully support it as a strategy. buy airhorns & do this for Christmas.

Merry Christmas from a particularly snotty location* on the south coast! * Me

That was Large Tim, his unfortunately less-than-boyant older brother.

For anyone worried AI will replace all of us. Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986” I dare you to find 10 things that are right.

Strava? Hahahahahahah!

Yes.

Million Dead are... dead.

Million Dead gig. Time is a thing.

In truth, a mature man who uses hair-oil, unless medicinally, that man has probably got a quoggy spot in him somewhere.

Good lord.

@profanity.accountant Quick check plz

As someone with ADHD, I can tell you that this explains everything. (No it doesn't)

Windows updates ftw.

Nice out? No.

Evergreen statement

It's a very nice room too. Currently sat downstairs with a pint. But not useful if you don't live in London.

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

Fuuuuck this week. No further comment. Going to see Igorrr later so hopefuly that will improve things. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMAP...

First run after Chicago last weekend. Problem leg so going to be a tough winter of physio. Got a new hanger for majors and have got a place for Sydney next year. 4x marathons in 4x countries and 3x continents this year which has been fun too.

Visited for the first time at the weekend and love that the transport system is called Metra which is just a Chicagoan saying Metro...

.... again?

AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Fun had over the weekend in Chicago. Personal Worst marathon time: pro tip, don't have flu a week before a race! Bag decided to take some more vacation time in Pittsburg but that's on the way home so all good...

As someone flying to Chicago on Friday to run the marathon none of this is helping stoke my enthusiasm tbh.

*bangs knife & fork on table* DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD