"The Peace President."

Experts Point To Long, Glorious History Of Successful U.S. Bombing Campaigns https://theonion.com/experts-point-to-long-glorious-history-of-successful-u-1819575498/

Peter Tork is my favorite Monkee

this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

things I never ask myself

Subscribing to Wired has been both a great and awful choice. Great on the fact that the reporting is on point. Awful in that the reporting is on things that are really bad. Still, leans more to great choice I reckon. Anyways. www.wired.com/story/gamers...

Report: Most Americans Can’t Even Name Their State’s Shadow Lord theonion.com/report-...

the feminine urge to

Happy Ides of March week

A WORLD WITHOUT KINGS

Gulf of Distraction

If you missed their album last year, give it a listen today. Or check out my favorite song of theirs 'The Sound of Music, Pt. II: Director's Cut' Goodbye, so long, alvederzane, we'll miss you. album.link/tsats-homewh...

my view is that as soon as the administration froze disbursement of congressional appropriations we entered constitutional crisis territory

As a dude in his late 30’s who recently got back into making art, I am here to tell you: IT IS NEVER TOO LATE TO CHASE YOUR PASSION. GET AFTER IT.

what the FUCK

Might be time to buy a Costco membership

Bernie Sanders grilling RFK Jr for selling anti-vaccination onesies is the energy I needed today.

USDA Inspector General Phyllis Fong was forcibly removed from her office at the department, by security, after after she refused to comply with the illegal Trump order that fired her. Now that’s what you call resisting! 👏🏽👏🏽

RESULT: Democrat Mark Zimmer just flipped a state Senate seat in Iowa in a special election tonight. Zimmer prevails 53% to 47%. Trump had carried the district 60% to 39% in November, per @the-downballot.com.

running the federal govt the same way I figure out which breaker powers the garage

remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards

Sir our plan to replace the entire government with 4chan freaks has run into a few snags

The governor just said the state was able to access the Medicaid system as of about an hour ago

Pritzker: "Donald Trump's administration is lying to you. The White House's attempt to walk back what they did today does not match what we saw on the ground."

Pritzker: "They are either lying to us or they are critically incompetent. This is what happens when you staff the federal government full of project 2025 contributors that don't have any experience governing and don't think that the laws apply to them."

Wow. it must feel terrible when someone takes something you made and uses it without permission or payment

Incredible things continue to happen on the federal worker subreddit.

This comments section is the first time I've felt even a shred of hope in eight days.

for as long as I've been covering politics the chattering classes have demanded that Democrats lead on bipartisanship and it turns out that—as I've always suspected!—it's the exact quality that voters do not want in their politicians

Good to see @whitehouse.senate.gov going so hard after RFK Jr. He clearly heard us. So don’t chill out folks - keep the pressure on.

“Do you think people who take anti-depressants are dangerous?" The answer is no. Another of RFK Jr’s fringe ideas. The HHS Secretary should be fighting the stigma around mental health not fanning the flames of conspiracy theories.

It’s time to stop making excuses for Democrats. Or overlooking the gazillionaire insider traders, the ones who won’t retire, the encrusted committee chairs, the party committee that isn’t an actual organization, the donor bottle service legislators, and everyone who won’t fight and doesn’t know how.

Call it a purge, not a buyout. Call it a coup against Congress, not a spending pause. Call it censorship, not a review. Words matter, and we in the media have a chance to do better this time.

As I’ve been saying, always read @jamellebouie.net From today’s “If All This Sounds Delusional, That’s Because It Is,” www.nytimes.com/2025/01/29/o...

My message to members of the sclerotic Democratic old guard is: Follow your dreams. Write that book. Start that sheep farm. Spend more time with your great-grandkids. There is no shame in not being adequate to this moment. Now make room for people who are. the.ink/p/rant-where...

Pressure works. Rage works. This is why we need an opposition worthy of the people. Now.

Where are the Democrats? Geolocationally and morally? the.ink/p/where-are-...

Concentration Camps

cashier: can take your order? me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)

[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys] 🎵Wouldn't it be nice 🎵To eat a Minion 🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god 🎵And wouldn't it be nice 🎵Though quite forbidden 🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob

I have to wait until my cat is done with her games before I can watch tv

Hi, I’m God. Jesus said he wants you all to have free healthcare. Love, God