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Carson
10 months ago
Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?" Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
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literally no cop interviewed in any true crime series knows how to pronounce the word corroborate. none. not even fbi
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Peter
about 1 year ago
democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
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onion person
about 1 year ago
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we have to stop letting big pharma do tv advertising
about 1 year ago
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eve6
about 1 year ago
Thank you but the official band of blue sky is the mountain goats
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Ahhhhh
about 1 year ago
Facebook marketplace is the last remaining marketplace of ideas
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they had these beautiful little guides at skunk cabbage book 🥹🖤
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Ahhhhh
about 1 year ago
Dumbest people alive
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August J. Pollak
about 1 year ago
Because in the United States, it’s legal to feed chicken shit to cattle. That’s why. That’s literally the reason
www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...
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Ken Klippenstein
about 1 year ago
lmao
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Philip Bump
about 1 year ago
Sincere props to a colleague who very obviously is doing his job well.
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ArtButMakeItSports
about 1 year ago
The Ill-Matched Couple, by Lucas Cranach the Elder, 1530, 📸 by @Mikeyyowens
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unserious legacy. TWO rings on the LEFT hand??? When your right hand already giving decrepit thanos?????????? yoo Imao he thought we wouldn't notice because of the horrors! but the horrors left room
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Ken Klippenstein
about 1 year ago
Justice Department memos provided to me by a source in the US Attorney's Office. "These memo sent do not have signatures," source said, stressing how unusual that is for DOJ.
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle)
about 1 year ago
The NFL be like: after careful consideration we have unfortunately decided to continue going forward with racism at this time
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Better Things Are Possible
about 1 year ago
The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem
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no one is asking how the bulls fans are doing
about 1 year ago
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Mike Dickison
about 1 year ago
The Internet Archive has to date downloaded 500 terabytes of US government websites, which it crawls at the end of every presidential term. The whole archive is fully searchable. This effort's housed by a donation-funded nonprofit, not a branch of the US government.
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End of Term Web Archive – Preserving the Transition of a Nation | Internet Archive Blogs
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Ken Klippenstein
about 1 year ago
I just sent this email to all 13,000 federal employees of the NOAA lol. The Trump administration's changes to their communications system made it so literally anyone can blast messages out to the entire agency
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the Mountain Goats
about 1 year ago
They should also say, aloud, that when an incoming admin institutes, as policy, a program of destabilization and chaos in order to establish "dominance," which is what the flurry of terrible news all week has been about, events like this are the inevitable result. 2/2
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Adam Smith
about 1 year ago
The January 6 pardons are turning out great.
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Cody
about 1 year ago
I guess I'm too woke because I find the proliferation of this really off-putting and gross. The fact that it's now reached the "enlightened centrists" class is depressing.
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Peter
about 1 year ago
interesting to see these guys acting like they want to bring back schoolyard bullying when it would actually be devastating to them specifically
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Hamburger Dipshit🌹
about 1 year ago
Absolutely unbelievable ad in the community theater playbill.
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Nikita Gill
about 1 year ago
This poem made me stop in my tracks.
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lauren
about 1 year ago
lemon: mix me with sugar for a refreshing summer treat lime: spritz me over some tacos to add an acidic punch grapefruit: i'm in your cell walls. i'm fucking up your lipitor
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Mina Kimes
about 1 year ago
seeing your name in the crossword when you’re a crossword freak >>>>>
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Ken Klippenstein
about 1 year ago
Trump administration issues new directive prohibiting "environmental justice" as a concept, per internal USAID memo leaked to me:
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does anyone remember eudora
about 1 year ago
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Cape Cod Demon Hunter
about 1 year ago
Monarchy speedrun is already at “meddlesome priest,” pretty good time
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Tim Onion
about 1 year ago
Some fascinating things happening on Reddit. 22,000 upvotes on the subreddit dedicated to posting pictures of houses that are over 100 years old.
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jamelle
about 1 year ago
trump revoking desegregation in federal contracting
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ceej
about 1 year ago
Come on. I think I would know if my friend BasedHitler88 was a Nazi
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Faine Greenwood
about 1 year ago
shocked, simply shocked that TikTok is not actually a friend of left-wing free speech
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Aaron Rupar
about 1 year ago
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Chris Person
about 1 year ago
One of my favourite small David Lynch moments is when he tried to do one of those ceramic art cows for New York City and submitted this and was rejected.
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even the loyal cuck community is in shambles
about 1 year ago
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spending a cool half mil for willkie farr to draft this so you can be dunked on in 4k every single day until the Super Bowl when you will be dunked on in 8k is crazy to me. Wealth completely liquefies the brain
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as a legal expert this shit is the biggest fattest (u used to call me on my) self own ive ever seen on my life. pure black tar cringe from the illicit cringe farms of Canada. bruh
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can u imagine where jayz would be today if he filed a lawsuit after ether
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searching “gore” on pornhub irl
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jamelle
about 1 year ago
remarkable to me that far from seeming cool or masculine zuck seems like an even bigger loser — the kind of nerd who preemptively gives his lunch money to the bully and thanks him for the opportunity
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james hennessy
about 1 year ago
A new era of free speech is upon us
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CHOAM: Spaceknight
about 1 year ago
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re- BEASTIES: MORSE AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of Beasties: COURSE MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy BEASTIES: MOOCHER MCA: We’re Christmas Past MIKE D: Christmas Present BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
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why do all lemon lime sodas start with an s
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