Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?" Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

literally no cop interviewed in any true crime series knows how to pronounce the word corroborate. none. not even fbi

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

we have to stop letting big pharma do tv advertising

Thank you but the official band of blue sky is the mountain goats

Facebook marketplace is the last remaining marketplace of ideas

they had these beautiful little guides at skunk cabbage book 🥹🖤

Dumbest people alive

Because in the United States, it’s legal to feed chicken shit to cattle. That’s why. That’s literally the reason www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...

lmao

Sincere props to a colleague who very obviously is doing his job well.

The Ill-Matched Couple, by Lucas Cranach the Elder, 1530, 📸 by @Mikeyyowens

unserious legacy. TWO rings on the LEFT hand??? When your right hand already giving decrepit thanos?????????? yoo Imao he thought we wouldn't notice because of the horrors! but the horrors left room

Justice Department memos provided to me by a source in the US Attorney's Office. "These memo sent do not have signatures," source said, stressing how unusual that is for DOJ.

The NFL be like: after careful consideration we have unfortunately decided to continue going forward with racism at this time

The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem

no one is asking how the bulls fans are doing

The Internet Archive has to date downloaded 500 terabytes of US government websites, which it crawls at the end of every presidential term. The whole archive is fully searchable. This effort's housed by a donation-funded nonprofit, not a branch of the US government. blog.archive.org/2024/05/08/e...

I just sent this email to all 13,000 federal employees of the NOAA lol. The Trump administration's changes to their communications system made it so literally anyone can blast messages out to the entire agency

They should also say, aloud, that when an incoming admin institutes, as policy, a program of destabilization and chaos in order to establish "dominance," which is what the flurry of terrible news all week has been about, events like this are the inevitable result. 2/2

The January 6 pardons are turning out great.

I guess I'm too woke because I find the proliferation of this really off-putting and gross. The fact that it's now reached the "enlightened centrists" class is depressing.

interesting to see these guys acting like they want to bring back schoolyard bullying when it would actually be devastating to them specifically

Absolutely unbelievable ad in the community theater playbill.

This poem made me stop in my tracks.

lemon: mix me with sugar for a refreshing summer treat lime: spritz me over some tacos to add an acidic punch grapefruit: i'm in your cell walls. i'm fucking up your lipitor

seeing your name in the crossword when you’re a crossword freak >>>>>

Trump administration issues new directive prohibiting "environmental justice" as a concept, per internal USAID memo leaked to me:

does anyone remember eudora

Monarchy speedrun is already at “meddlesome priest,” pretty good time

Some fascinating things happening on Reddit. 22,000 upvotes on the subreddit dedicated to posting pictures of houses that are over 100 years old.

trump revoking desegregation in federal contracting

Come on. I think I would know if my friend BasedHitler88 was a Nazi

shocked, simply shocked that TikTok is not actually a friend of left-wing free speech

um

One of my favourite small David Lynch moments is when he tried to do one of those ceramic art cows for New York City and submitted this and was rejected.

even the loyal cuck community is in shambles

spending a cool half mil for willkie farr to draft this so you can be dunked on in 4k every single day until the Super Bowl when you will be dunked on in 8k is crazy to me. Wealth completely liquefies the brain

as a legal expert this shit is the biggest fattest (u used to call me on my) self own ive ever seen on my life. pure black tar cringe from the illicit cringe farms of Canada. bruh

can u imagine where jayz would be today if he filed a lawsuit after ether

searching “gore” on pornhub irl

remarkable to me that far from seeming cool or masculine zuck seems like an even bigger loser — the kind of nerd who preemptively gives his lunch money to the bully and thanks him for the opportunity

A new era of free speech is upon us

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why do all lemon lime sodas start with an s