Man, fuck emails that tell you 'you forgot about your shopping cart'. Yeah bitch, I know. It's been an hour. The tab is still open. The sale has 36 hours on it. I will continue to deliberate on whether or not to make the purchase over the next day and a half. Don't rush me.

Challenge Run Youtuber who makes "Can you beat [game] without dying" except they just play games normally, die a bunch, and call the challenge successful anyway. No explanation given. Then decades later the Youtuber dies and there's one final update declaring their current challenge run a loss.

Yes, thanks.

@shuchancellor.bsky.social genuine double take at your name, 10/10 April Fools bit

See: "Fire Emblem Three Houses", a single game in a 17 game series that dwarfed every other entry in popularity, including the one that came -after- it, because its central premise was: "You are at a school. There are three houses. Pick one. Your story will be different based on this choice."

help me I'm confused, the Pokemonimal Crossing game that is apparently doing well was developed by the -Dynasty Warriors- team???

This is interesting, but I deeply disagree that Maniac Mansion is a three hour game. Would have been more interested to see how people handled something like Loom as a starting point.

As I've done Mr. Fires and Mr. Veils in the past, here is a third Fallen London Masters of the Bazaar valentine! Funny....I'm not sure who this is....

That's literally why it was there. I did that with all of the characters who had lines that I thought might be problematic so that anyone auditioning would know what they were going to voice and to what extent it would go. I didn't want anyone to feel uncomfortable or wish they could back out.

Playing Persona 3 Reload for the first time after having experience with 4 and 5, up to September and man... Who knew all they needed to do to make me appreciate the token animal character was to get them to shut the fuck up???

I just thought everyone should see this

This dude is intense and correct

Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny

The Bluesky experience

With Alt text, so we’re also nicer to the disabled homies:

I'm hoping to make another $400 on this article. If I get a little bit more, I'm going to buy spiderman 2 on steam

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

I was -just- sleepy enough to see this, not read the context and think 'oh god has Trump invaded Quebec'

Its okay Aussie kiddos, you might be getting kicked off of Facebook and TikTok but at least there's this perfectly good website called 4Chan that isn't on the ban list! (holy shit this is the dumbest fucking law)

Just dropped the second trailer for our upcoming game Australia Did It, this time diving into the gameplay and explaining the cool blend the team blended out of this mix of turn based strategy and bullet heaven game. youtu.be/nHvQ6fCmfkc

PayPal has rolled out a new "feature" that prompts you to leave feedback about an artist that you've commissioned via invoice. Whatever you do, DO NOT fill this out! To quote Admiral Ackbar, "IT'S A TRAP!!!" It is meant to misguide you. (continue...)

Today is the day to tell a strange story. The long version we'll tell later, but the short version is this. In an attic, in his late great-uncle's house, @jon.inkle.co found a locked trunk. It took twenty years to open. Last summer he did. Inside was a wiring diagram, and a stack of books.

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

TRICK OR TREAT! 👻 We're giving away a little 'Boo Box' bundle... Steam keys for Blue Prince, The Séance of Blake Manor, Post Trauma and Kathy Rain 2: Soothsayer! How to enter: 🎃Repost! 🎃Reply with 'TREAT'! Giveaway ends on the 3rd of November at 1PM GMT. Make sure DM's are open! Happy Halloween!☠️

So... its just 'game running long', right...? Like that's the entirety of the reason everyone in America is posting about baseball? All I know about the sport from down here in Australia is that its a Yakuza minigame sometimes and if I follow the @cyricz42.bsky.social guide I never have to think.

Was looking at this wikipedia page (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...) and, uhm... the entry for @richardcobbett.bsky.social's Nighthawks sure is written *interestingly*. While I'm very certain the game isn't for kids, I don't know if I'd go so far as 'adult visual novel' 🤣

Futurama: Hit & Run uses AI-generated dialog. Just leave it. Don't add any voice. Or do it yourselves. Even if it's a placeholder. Come on y'all :/

Nighthawks words fail me to properly describe the joy I felt playing this. a world that lives and breathes through excellent writing, proving nobody really needs fancy graphics to make an rpg pop off the screen (take that, Cyberpunk 2077!) easily BEST OF NEXT FEST 2025 🏆

MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters

Look, we all know the problem with Steam Next Fest is that there just aren’t *enough* demos competing for your time. So why not relax with the one they’re calling “Bloodlines meets Disco Elysium”, or sometimes just “Nighthawks”, because that’s its name… store.steampowered.com/app/1221950/...

Following Richard's lead, I must implore you NOT to click this link to www.twitch.tv/gavaroc and definitely DON'T watch me stream the Nighthawks demo live right now, as soon as I click 'post' on this post.

Orchestrate the construction of massive solid gold signs, 10x bigger than the Hollywood sign, that say 'PHILANTHROPY' and place them everywhere. Do nothing otherwise.

The Nighthawks demo has arrived! During Steam Next Fest, seize the night as a modern monster, stepping out of the shadows to build a thriving nightclub empire through fear, seduction, and forbidden supernatural gifts. Your second life begins tonight! store.steampowered.com/app/1221950/...

STEAM NEXT DEMO. DOWNLOAD THE STEAM NEXT DEMO. THERE IS A DEMO THAT IS PART OF STEAM NEXT. THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF SUBLIMINAL ADVERTISING. CLICK.

I'm a simple man. I play Kingdom Hearts 3, I spend an hour emptying the ball pit.

Apropos of everything, because it cannot be said loudly or frequently enough, anybody who has a problem with trans people can get fucked.

MELBOURNE: My dayjob has fucked me over and I need to borrow a Windows 11 laptop or PC of some kind for around a week by Tuesday or I can't work until they get me a replacement one (whenever that is) or my union gets back to me. I'm pregnant and I can't afford to miss out on work. I can pick up etc.

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

"Bridge was built by 3 architects with support from a few contractors"

Okay allow me to be Extremely White for a second but christ I -cannot- understand what it is inside the human brain that makes spicy food a good thing. Like you take ONE BITE of a thing, the food itself tastes nice for TWO SECONDS, and then your mouth explodes and everything sucks for 5 minutes.

what the fuck

Shenzi the Hyena says she never saw Scar behaving 'treasonously'

Thought of a thing…

See now, @thechineseroom.co.uk, Bloodlines 2's base game launch price is great. Tempting, even! Affordable and agreeable. Except, you've put the clan I want to play into the Premium Edition. I don't have Premium Edition money. Ergo, that is the direct cause of a lost sale I'm sorry to say.

Nah but genuinely *how* did this logo make it into a Kingdom Hearts game without literally anybody at Disney crying foul

Absolutely bonkers to see itch, at worst, awkwardly scrambling to fix things and be met with a million "fuck you stop lying you evil piece of shit"

Slightly diminish a band Lizardforce

I have finished Clair Obscur! Fantastic gameplay all throughout, an absolute joy and blast! And uhhhhh... narratively... ... ... ... ... Yeah, I mean, I liked the Prologue and Act I! Those were great! Shame about the... rest of all of that... but what an opening few hours, eh? (eat the rich)

they literally said "pay no attention to that man behind the curtain"