I'm gonna keep drawing him as a snake but I can have one. Just one ouppy Poor Edward, as a treat

What is that, Poor Edward

I want a tiny Leshy to put in my pocket and take out when I need to be insulted

Also hullo new followers, ty for being here I'm Jen and I'm running on 30 minutes of sleep for 48 hours Please mind the pinned post for what you can expect here! I also have a discord server for my art if u wanna hang out, dm me for an invite

Invincible

I don't know how many of you also suffer from chronic insomnia But I am past the initial "god this sucks" of the first 29 hours or so And have entered"I am the greatest of everything of all time" giddy phase

I cannot wait to get home and sup of the russian roulette brick

Good news for my exhausted ass the delivery at work tomorrow got cancelled so I can take the night off wout a penalty

Insomnia can kiss my whole ass and butt

As I am approaching 48 hours with 30 minutes of sleep, and the mysteries of the universe approach me in turn I declare that upon 600 followers I shall provide some most excellent drawings of Mr. Cards smooching content

I wanna dip Leshy in garlic butter and eat him

Damnit bobby...

cw organs in jars Batty has very poor social skills due to a combo of natural factors and having erased half a life's worth of memories from its psyche. Luckily, it has its best friend, Harriet, to give it pointers for social situations.

In my infinite wisdom I have decided that my Lamb's horns slightly reset each time it dies to explain inconsistencies in how I draw them The only important one is the nubby middle one on the left, tragic backstory injury so that horn never gets as long/fancy as the others

goddamn, lamb

She/it for this Lamb, who is a grown-ass ewe but what can u do, if they say that she's a god that's what she is

I may have chronic insomnia but bestie also gifted me a new monitor and now I can see shit The color display seems a lil different, so there might be some oddities in my coloring while I get used to it

I would like to extend particularly large fuck-yous to both whatever is causing my insomnia and whoever decided an entire apartment building would have one singular hot water heater

My son now lives as a Discord emoji in my art server

cw venomplay, light bondage He likes to be gripped/have pressure applied during sex, but it can be hard in some positions when they're doing venomplay. He found a way to make it work, though.

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"And saith the Lamb, you will take life with neither claw nor talon, neither tooth nor beak. The Sin of Mercy is to be borne by the Lamb alone. Praise be, for the Lamb doth toil for thee." #cultofthelamb

Ethics keyword search expectation: (philosophy and shit) Ethics keyword reality: Is it ethical for me to impregnate my snake husband within 2-3 years of being married

Cotl accessibility update where Lamb makes the Red Crown do alt text of what's going on for Leshy

We're getting into the period of the year when they're gonna start randomly delaying lunch break by half an hour (right as we're supposed to go), not looking forward to it

If you want to draw you should just do it, I've been drawing for 20 years and still draw some shit I can never be proud of

I like it when accounts like stuff based on keywords because I'm like oh you poor lost soul, this is about weird rough furry sex, not actual ethics

Looking over my various blorbos I conclude that in order to be one of my faves a character must be both irredeemably awful and one of either A; so stupid they die if you put a paper bag on them Or B; are intelligent and competent but so unlucky they hit like A

Be nice to him, both the dick and the tail are new

Having one of the worst insomnia days I've had in like a year

cw for gore, blood, sutures, needles, skinning 🎶You'll change your name Or you'll change your mind And leave this fucked up place behind But I'll know, I'll know, I'll know

cw for snake skin shedding It's very proud of its husband for shedding so nicely each time, it keeps them in a display in its laboratory parlor

Feeling the 'why do men flirt with me I look like a fucking corpse' energy today like bruh these tits look like they survived a nuclear winter and I am more freak than you can possibly handle why do you approach

Trying once again to manifest my dearest wish, being contacted by scientists who want to do a multi-decade study where they'll pay my living expenses and in return I never go outside and only talk to people on the internet please scientists pls I'm your man I will be so banger at this

Serving up a main course of mutton!

Looking at almost 600 followers n realizing I don't think I ever actually did anything for 500

Perfume obtained! Yorick by Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab, smells like petrichor with very faint "dead flora" tones. Smells like wet earth and graveyard, really nice n relaxing! My OC Honey would have a scent similar to this

Having the "went back to work after a vacation" depression hours

Having a weird dysphoria night, saw my face in the mirror n now have the overpowering urge to apologize to people who look at me Not like an "I'm so ugly" or "I'm not presenting right" feeling But just a genuine desire to apologize for the fact that people have to look at me and see me

He's been a BAD BOY for like probably 20 YEARS he needs to be PUNISHED

The Lamb has laid low the Worm

I've tried Cult of the Lamb and am enjoying it so far, it's like if you gave everyone in Animal Crossing cholera and then put the in the Binding of Isaac basement

Poor Edward <-------O--> Poor Snakeward

It's fucked up that if I wanna see hot stuff I have to draw it

The first species to be catalogued in the anomaly, Sap Deer are small herbivores about 99cm long and 68 kilos in weight. High transformation risk when exposed, sapience is retained but approximately 90% of TFees experience near or total identity loss.

Honestly the only way to exist as like a 2ft tall hamster thing is to be the pet of an evil overlord w a dick as big as you, no other way

Assorted warmup/practice

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T4T in an abstract sorta way

Who needs canon junk configurations when u can just draw whatever is hot for that pic