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Never ever

"We've got a beautiful moonrise and we're headed right at it." -Wiseman

ARTEMIS!!! (I'm a Space Age kid and this so huge)

This is Nessie and Millie. Neither of them ever really learned how to dig, but Millie is pretty sure it's like giving CPR. 12/10 no one tell her (TT: millieandazula)

Crime headline of the day. 12 tons of KitKat bars stolen in chocolaty heist in Europe, Nestle says

This fucker.

'Shakespeare understood this blindness better than our strategists. “Macbeth” is not merely...about ambition [but] about a man who catches sight of a possible future & mistakes that glimpse for a license to force events to conform to his interpretation—& then watches that interpretation devour him.'

“Who will teach me to write? a reader wanted to know. The page, the page, the blankness of eternity which you cover slowly; which you cover woodenly, ruining it; the page, which you cover slowly with the crabbed thread of your gut: that page will teach you to write.” —Annie Dillard

So what’s next after yesterday’s historic No Kings Day protests? We’re glad you asked! Let’s get to work: nokings.org/whats-next #NoKings

People show up, they fight for values such as human rights, peace and democracy in ways big and small. They're angry at oligarchs & corruption. Seeing millions hitting the streets every few months, many protesting for the 1st time. That's civic engagement and inspiring.

Preach, Boss

Over 100,000 people here at the #NoKings rally in St. Paul Minnesota. This amazing crowd continues to grow. Our country belongs to all of us, not one person. Trump is forgetting this. He acts like he owns America. He does not. On this day from Alaska to Maine we remind him!

GawdDAMN this makes me proud to be an American

"We will not forgive you motherfuckers for all you're doing"

ICE melts in Texas.

whoo hefner

hold my beer, hemingway

Utterly disgusting. This is how he and his appointees treat service members who have volunteered to stand and give their lives in defense of our nation.

Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

Crime headline of the day.

SO GOOD

Are you nervous about coming to No Kings 3.0 because you have never been to a rally? Come be amazed! You’ll feel it the second you’re surrounded by thousands of people who refuse to give up. This Saturday. March 28. 3,000+ events. First-timers welcome. #NoKings2026 social.demcast.com/s/TZLfJgaE

Headline of the day.

Crime headline of the day. Independence PD: Barbies sold at Cargo Largo potentially contaminated with fentanyl

so funny when people get all upset about genres that other people DARE to enjoy. these big think pieces about ROMANTASY or COZY HORROR or DARK ACADEMIA and how dang upset they make the writer of the article. bud who cares what other people like youll be fine. let people read their books oh my god

The Adoration of the Wieners (Carnitas, Denied), iPhone and unexpectedly good lighting, 2026

thinking about the medieval cat door in Exeter cathedral again

Jesus, they weren’t bloody joking.

EVERY paragraph of that article is a "What a paragraph!" screencap.

Headline of the day.

I've stopped saying "unbelievable" about this sewer of corruption, but I'll keep saying it's shocking and outrageous

BookBub is running a promotion where PANIC e-book edition is .99 today at major ebook retailers. Please visit the websites in a calm and orderly fashion to get your PANIC. (PANIC was my first bestseller, if you missed it) www.bookbub.com/books/panic-...

Happy St. Patrick's Day

It’s the 20th anniversary of the only actual leprechaun sighting on American soil.

Instant follow

Legal headline of the day. A tourist sued a taqueria over spicy salsa. A judge says spice is 'the point.'

Crime headline of the day. Private EMS co-owner arrested for trafficking cocaine across state lines in his company's ambulance

This is dope.

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I just said, “WHAT??!” out loud. And I’m in a public place

Krav MAGA

just, what a fucking joke

Headline of the day. AI agent freed itself and started secretly mining crypto www.axios.com/2026/03/07/a...

UK readers - paperback, July 21st!

Young authors writing older characters: 70 is not that old. Pls drop the nostalgia for Elvis & fear of smart phones. A 70-yo just left her corporate job a year ago & has been on the internet longer than you have. She isn’t afraid to drive on the freeway, she’s commuted for decades. 🙄

OMFG

Crime headline of the day. Russian military behind exploding sex toy parcel plot, police say www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Crime headline of the day. Russian military behind exploding sex toy parcel plot, police say www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...