do you like THEATER? do you hate GENDER? are you mesmerized by attractive older women for REASONS? do you have a double who's watching you at all TIMES? then the new TOTAL MASSACRE on SYNECDOCHE NY may be for you! starring @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social @carlivelocci.com @thegoodolddais.bsky.social

do you like THEATER? do you hate GENDER? are you mesmerized by attractive older women for REASONS? do you have a double who's watching you at all TIMES? then the new TOTAL MASSACRE on SYNECDOCHE NY may be for you! starring @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social @carlivelocci.com @thegoodolddais.bsky.social

Moved ~400 pounds of dirt and dismantled a concrete fence while listening. They made it bare-able! And yes I agree the janitor is the hottest. I mean those cheekbones!

Our teen movie project continues with THE BREAKFAST CLUB, a first time for Rowan, who has to wonder: is she Gen X now? SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/episode/5nAX... APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... DIRECT: traffic.libsyn.com/totalmassacr...

Great ep! I agree with the ending recasting Carrie as a monster over a sympathetic figure feels unnecessary. And Jon Travolta’s character is unthreatening with that puffy vest. What are you gonna do? Write a threatening but well formatted letter with CSS??

folks, you want a TOTAL MASSACRE? we got a real one this week, with CARRIE (1976). Rowan, @christyadmiraal.bsky.social, and @zhandlen.bsky.social kick off our teen girl canon! Direct: totalmassacre.libsyn.com/carrie Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/2kYP... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...

folks, TOTAL MASSACRE is going thru some life changes lately, and there's only way to handle that: by getting a crush on a local bassist That's right: it's LADY BIRD! DIRECT: traffic.libsyn.com/totalmassacr... SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/episode/4e1B... APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...

as long-time listeners may know, LADY BIRD is the prince who was promised. finally TOTAL MASSACRE has arrived

folks, TOTAL MASSACRE is going thru some life changes lately, and there's only way to handle that: by getting a crush on a local bassist That's right: it's LADY BIRD! DIRECT: traffic.libsyn.com/totalmassacr... SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/episode/4e1B... APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...

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Southland Tales is one of the most interesting terrible movies ever made. I love it, but I can't really recommend it to anyone. The cast is insane, the writing is insane, and it required supplemental comics to understand the film. It is a laundry lists of what not to do for cinema and it rules.

ICYMI: Listen to our episode about SOUTHLAND TALES, a movie you need to do homework to understand. Speaking of... here's some homework 🧵

Fiasco month is FINALLY OVER, but not before we get to talk about SOUTHLAND TALES, the most fiasco movie of all time. There's a lot to talk about so you should listen wherever you get podcasts!

NEW EPISODE (from last week) We're continuing Fiasco Month(s) with CLOUD ATLAS. @chrisdole86.bsky.social join us to discuss the film, which is about the power of the human spirit and also Halle Berry as an evil elderly Korean doctor. Listen wherever you get podcasts!

Hugo Weaving in yellowface isn't real. He cannot hurt you

Good movie you hear about this one? Anyway somewhere in there I say the important things like how the Moloch scene developed

A movie about the greatest evil of all... robot woman (and capitalism I guess)

WE ARE BACK. After massive technical difficulties, we have a new episode for you. For Fiasco Month, @valondar.bsky.social walks us through METROPOLIS 🤖👩, a movie that shows you can bomb at release and still be one of the greatest to ever do it. Listen wherever you get podcasts!

A woman???

Tag yourself we're Guardian of the Heart Machine

Really fun discussions about action, sci-fi and horror films. I'd personally recommend the ones on "Prometheus" and "Alien 3" since both films are interesting and, uh, divisive to say the least

Hey, it's been a while huh? We promised FIASCO month, but we've been dealing with a fiasco of our own. Specifically, we've had unavoidable tech issues, so we don't know yet when our next episode is coming out. In the meantime, there are nearly 100 episodes to listen to! totalmassacre.libsyn.com

Help us we're starving

This is now a Dermot Hoggins podcast

“Carly Rae Jepsen is writing a score” “that’s good!” “for Lena Dunham’s” “that’s bad” “new musical” “that’s good!” “that’s an adaptation of a movie” “that’s bad” “the movie is 10 Things I Hate About You” “that’s good!” “which will trigger Taming of the Shrew discourse” … “that’s bad” “can I go?”

NEW EPISODE. It's time to celebrate Cronenberg-mas 🍆❄️ with VIDEODROME 📺 and special guest @julie.radiantarray.io. It continues to be annoyingly timeless, both about how we engage with tech and also how much we want to kiss Debbie Harry Listen wherever you get podcasts 🎙️or on our feed

buzz buzz

We are all Geena Davis

NEW EPISODE Everybody's favorite holiday Cronenberg-Mas 🎄🍆 continues with THE FLY with special guest @carlinspace.bsky.social. It's a cautionary tale about journalists hooking up with sources, why you shouldn't drink and do science, and naked Jeff Goldblum. Listen wherever you get podcasts!

Basically I’m atomically conservative but monstrously liberal. Nuclear war is bad. But the giant monsters it creates? The giant monsters it creates are very, very good

Me when Jeff Goldblum in The Fly says "flesh"

long live the new podcast

NEW EPISODE. It's time to celebrate Cronenberg-mas 🍆❄️ with VIDEODROME 📺 and special guest @julie.radiantarray.io. It continues to be annoyingly timeless, both about how we engage with tech and also how much we want to kiss Debbie Harry Listen wherever you get podcasts 🎙️or on our feed

Well, that and storing a gun in your possibly hallucinated stomachussy

Videodrome is a movie about a guy who really wants to kiss Debbie Harry through the TV, and I can respect that

You can now see every movie we've talked about in one handy place. You can see the moment when we became a science fiction podcast that was once an action movie podcast.

Hi friends, thank you for the birthday wishes. Money situation is still not great and if you have the ability to donate even a little bit I will have a much happier birthday: www.patreon.com/totalmassacre Paypal: rowankaiser Venmo: @rowankaiser

If you listened to our Bound episode and thought there were some silence issues, that's our bad! It's been fixed and a new episode is now up for lesbian goodness! 👯‍♀️🪽 Listen wherever you get podcasts or here

L. F. Ggggggggggggggg!!!

NEW EPISODE Crime Lesbian Month concludes *big sob* with BOUND, an erotic lesbian thriller before its time. Join us and guest @alexwelch81.bsky.social to discuss how the Wachowskis are eggs, Joey Pants, and squeaky leather. Listen wherever you get podcasts or here

We've had a lot of cool guests on the pod in our sci-fi era, so you can follow them all in this starter pack! Action era guests coming soon bsky.app/start/did:pl...

women’s wrongs indeed

NEW EPISODE We continue Lesbian Crime Month with LOVE LIES BLEEDING 💔, which begs the question: how far will you go to support women's wrongs? Special guest is @antlervel.vet so you basically have to check it out. Listen wherever you get podcasts or at the link

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"Sometimes writing is just podcasting" - Every Total Massacre host probably

rewatching Bound for @totalmassacre.bsky.social. all Wachowski movies are decades ahead of their time, right now this is the only one that the culture has caught up to so far (see: the other two movies we talked about this month).

Oh. Rude. Very rude.

Head empty, thinking about the Love Lies Bleeding press tour