The rapture??? More like

Hello. Pyrrhon is playing two shows w/ Great Falls and Fashion Week this weekend: 9/26 - Philadelphia PA @ The Sanctuary w/ Bronson Arm 9/27 - Brooklyn, NY @ Gold Sounds w/ Radiation Blackbody, Herjaza Plz attend. Thank you.

Imagine being an elite athlete and losing a 50-yard foot race to this guy. I love football so much

This is rad While you wait for it, I implore you to make sure you're caught up on Doug's other brilliant 2025 releases! weepingsores.ampwall.com/album/the-co... ⬆️ Indisputably one of the best albums of the year ⬇️ first 2 singles absolutely rule transcendingobscurity.ampwall.com/album/death-...

I love the agonizing sound of Butthole Newhole analstabwound.bandcamp.com/album/enshri...

UMULAMAHRI has entered the realm of @ampwall.com. Preorders live: ampwall.com/a/umulamahri...

Hello. GD and Wretched Blessing are in search of a place to play on November 15 which is drivable to Grand Rapids. We are in the “howl into the void” phase of trying to book this one. Please DM me if you might have a lead.

This is something that anyone who has ever fended off a bully understands intuitively, which tells you something about the public figures who don’t

They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.

ICE continues to assault us. We are peacefully protesting. They are kidnapping and hurting us.

Competitively, you compete.

The generative AI era has delivered an epochal validation of the truism that if you want something done right you should do it yourself

A unicorn-rare appearance of good federalism

Can one of you nerds put this shit on Metal Archives so it feels real to me? Whatever in creation exists without an MA listing exists without my consent

The Umulamahri band photo is my favorite because I’m not in it

I’m involved in a new band, UMULAMAHRI, with my buddy Andrew from Baring Teeth. Our first recording is out on October 1. Check a song in the follow-up post. Don’t ask how many bands I’m in. I’m sorry I’m like this

Oh shit! This single is gnarly as fuck.

Doug, in the time-honored tradition of the Pokemon trainer / metal musician, has another band. 🎶 Gotta catch Umul(amahri) 🎶

When they bring the riff back but slower right as the weed gummies kick in

I’m involved in a new band, UMULAMAHRI, with my buddy Andrew from Baring Teeth. Our first recording is out on October 1. Check a song in the follow-up post. Don’t ask how many bands I’m in. I’m sorry I’m like this

The old world is dying, and the new world? Also dying

Just learned that the Eye of the Sahara is the subject of lots of entertaining conspiracy theories by clicking on its reviews on Google Maps (there are thousands)

RIP Tompa. A legend in the game, and rightfully so. Wouldn’t be the vocalist I am without his influence.

Once again, Kermit has been slain. Eat shit Patty

You people can scoff about sporpsball all you want but I am untouchable within my himbo psychic protection field and cannot hear you over the clatter of barbell plates

Wish this vast image out of Spiritus Mundi would quit troubling my sight while I’m tryna hit a deadline

i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

It’s funny in a sense to watch all these secular center-left liberals chiding each other for insufficient empathy towards a reactionary Christian who would have had them all shot if he could’ve

This totally uneventful day where nothing significant is happening would be a great time to check out the sole EP by Painted Rust, featuring future @replicant.band members and Tombs drummer Andrew Hernandez paintedrust.bandcamp.com/album/painte...

counterpoint: these exact same losers say the exact same thing every time anybody talks back or puts a girl in a video game or whatever so i don't think the liberal urge to performatively flinch at the canned backlash is a useful reflex in 2025

nasty feeling that trump being outed as a serial pedophile is going to be another sandy hook moment and the consensus becomes "well that's just a necessary evil if you want a strong leader"

Listening to Last Days Of Humanity at my desk and nodding gravely so the rest of the office knows I agree with it

Being quickly reminded that I deleted this app because I didn’t want to spend August posting endlessly about my total contempt for American political and cultural elites from the tour van

Killing this guy in SOTN and then reading Cat’s Cradle less than a year later was a Peak Teenage Male Moment

Here’s footage of our drummer Steve absolutely destroying our set less than 24 hours after seriously spraining his ankle. Had to take him to the emergency room in Bratislava the prior night, thinking he’d broken it. Dude is an unstoppable force of nature youtu.be/vyNiOm9Mcas?...

More and more people are saying it, folks

reporters who don't get this out of him are bad at their jobs and should quit

One of the best parts of working with metal bands is getting to draw brain-damaged shit that make you both do a Beavis and Butthead giggle. Go see Glorious Depravity with Wretched Blessing this fall in a city maybe near you. Tour sponsored by Awffle Haus, of which I am the sole proprietress.

Mike Herrell, who played bass on the first two Today Is The Day albums, passed away yesterday. I will never forget what he brought to those perfect albums

You heard the man: NYC death metallers Glorious Depravity have returned with Death Never Sleeps Releasing November 7 via @transcendingobs.bsky.social You can preorder the digital now on @ampwall.com, with physical editions coming later! transcendingobscurity.ampwall.com/album/death-...

Glorious Depravity, 2025 ed.

Hails. I have returned to this despicable place with tidings of DEATH NEVER SLEEPS, the new album by my death metal band Glorious Depravity. Cover art by the legend Dan Seagrave: gloriousdepravity-label.bandcamp.com/album/death-...

Hard to believe this is real

Leavin’ on a jet plane with @theoysterdog.bsky.social and @replicant.band tomorrow. Maybe I’ll see some of you in Yurp?

Once again practicing our set in my apartment’s sweltering unventilated bathroom to prepare myself for the ravages of the AC-less backwater known as Europe

Time to level the plane 👊

Anthropocene sun got hands man