Gonna pretend this is what going on tour is like

“Physiognomy” is going into the astrology-for-racists conceptual basket with IQ and algorithmic policing

The Metal Show celebrates its fifth anniversary this week with a jam-packed episode featuring prolific extreme metal vocalist Doug Moore (Pyrrhon, Glorious Depravity, et al.). Tune in and play it loud.

Got to go on Bandcamp Radio’s Metal Show recently to talk about how and why I can’t stop spamming everyone with albums: bandcamp.com/radio?show=885

This also fucks

One of the best death metal albums of the year is out today, if you're a riffs'n'gurgles appreciator

With all due respect, I am not sure that all of these are death metal albums

Happy name day to DEATH NEVER SLEEPS. Available on all platforms via Transcending Obscurity Records.

Great day to slaughter the gerontocrats (and buy @avantdumb.bsky.social's album) gloriousdepravity-label.bandcamp.com/album/death-...

look ma, they outsourced the employment discrimination to the computer again

More and more people are saying it, folks

Comically accurate

Coming to the horrifying realization that a lot of Pyrrhon lyrics are “dark woke”

Feeling a little better about my rhyme schemes after seeing John Donne rhyme “bred” with “bread”

one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny

Trump: "Hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us."

just want to remind everyone again that zohran is the one cis candidate i am aware of that had his platform on trans rights written by trans people. i think that matters

Eat shit, Andrew Cuomo

Would love to gloat about the death of Dick Cheney, but like Kissinger, he went unpunished for his many crimes throughout a long life of comfort and clout. He won, we lost, sucks for us

I hope Mamdani puts together a trustworthy private security team because somebody is definitely going to take a shot at that guy

CRIMES OF THE FUTURE (2022)

Seems like a good sign for society that women have to habitually censor their toes out of selfies they post in public

🎶 New ALBUM releases! Nov. 3 - Nov. 9 🎶 FRIDAY @0decathexis0.bsky.social 37564recordings.bandcamp.com Glorious Depravity ( @avantdumb.bsky.social ) via @transcendingobs.bsky.social transcendingobscurity.ampwall.com/album/death-... gloriousdepravity-label.bandcamp.com/album/death-... 1/5

Trey Azagthoth’s brain has dissolved into Fox News shit slurry, but he gave us the concept of starting the Iron Maiden gallop pattern on the downbeat, so he’s still a genius to me

I know this is sicko shit but working out while hungover kinda rocks

Happy Halloween. This is the most fun I’ve ever had taking a band photo

* suggestively * BEEwoooOOOOooooo

Happy Halloween. This is the most fun I’ve ever had taking a band photo

I made it through a verse and a half of “I Turned Into A Martian” before security hit me with the net cannon

If this post gets zero or more likes I will start scream-singing Misfits songs in the office

#NowPlaying The next highlight of the year: The Convalescence Agonies by @avantdumb.bsky.social The sound of a rocky path to recovery, full of anger, frustration, despair and just the slightest hint of hope. This is a stupendous album, from absolutely every angle. ampwall.com/a/weepingsor...

Prince of Darkness is an unreasonably awesome movie

Glorious Depravity, "Death Never Sleeps" @transcendingobs.bsky.social

Laboring for years to refine a musical craft in pursuit of the gratification that comes with seeing my album described as a “tasteful slab” by someone who listened to it twice while doing the dishes

The UMULAMAHRI camp has been pleasantly surprised by the reaction to our debut, but feels compelled to specify that its title does not refer to LSD umulamahri.bandcamp.com/album/learni...

Electric Nebraska feels surreal and kind of unnerving, like spotting a lover from a dream in real life

In that Birds/Giants game, Brian Daboll: ✅: burned a timeout via a pointless challenge to register that he was mad ✅: lost his mind over an obvious OPI call ✅: called two consecutive QB runs to score a garbage time TD in a game where they lost their impressive rookie RB for the season

Best song ever named after a Bruce Springsteen lyric jutegyte.bandcamp.com/track/mansio...

Glorious Depravity is playin tonight in da Big Apple baby. Come see us w/ Thaetas, Aphelion Entity, and Solastalgia at DA BROADWAY. They serve good chicken sandwiches there btw

It sucks that writing has been so thoroughly devalued, but so has everything else, so I suppose that’s the way she goes

It’s completely reasonable for normal people not to know what a totenkopf is, but it does seem weird to me after a lifetime of using visual cues to suss out which goths are cool to hang out with

Clocking out from another long shift at the bullshit factory, pondering my impending death from chronic KPI lung disease

@nocleansinging.bsky.social has premiered a new Glorious Depravity song today! Check it out below, then head to @ampwall.com to preorder the new album from @transcendingobs.bsky.social transcendingobscurity.ampwall.com/album/death-...

New GD song out today - one of my favorites on the new rekkid www.nocleansinging.com/2025/10/20/a...

They respond well to motivational cruelty, always have done. Go Birds

It was fun to be an enthusiastic fan of a top-notch football organization in a while there, but I have accepted that my fate is to watch the Philadelphia Eagles in order to make fun of them, as my forefathers did before me

My company should give me paternity leave every time one of my bands releases an album

Pretty wild that American polite society regarded hypnosis as real until like 20 years ago

He’s still got it, folks

One of the more depressing symptoms of widespread RYM Brain is obsession with production & recording quality. Easily the least important and interesting aspect of most recorded music, especially DIY / independent stuff